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biwords
Jul 3, 2007, 8:22 PM
Double pepperoni, mushrooms, extra cheese and ... porn? - Yahoo! Canada News
http://ca.news. yahoo.com/ s/afp/canada_ food_sex_ offbeat

Tue Jul 3, 2:09 PM


OTTAWA (AFP) - A new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pie has once again proven the adage: sex sells.

Porno Pizza in Winnipeg has been doing brisk business since opening last week, titillating the hungry with racy pictures at the bottom of every pizza box.

"They range from softly-lit, lube-on-the- lens pictures like in Playboy, to raunchy, hardcore photos that would make Larry Flint blush," pizzeria owner Corey Wildeman told AFP. "The image is revealed as you eat the pizza."

The "ultra erotic" marketing gimmick has attracted "scowls" from some observers, "hooting and hollering" from others and at least one "drive-by flashing" of breasts, he said.

"We live in a society that is so steeped in porn that people have it delivered to the dinner table," Roz Prober of child advocacy group Beyond Borders lamented in the Winnipeg Free Press.

Indeed, Wildeman, 30, is already in talks with potential partners to open franchises across Canada after selling hundreds of pizzas in one week.

"You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator, " he explained. "Everyone knows: sex sells."

Wildeman said he came up with the idea for the naughty pizzeria while talking with friends about classic porn flicks in which "pizza delivery guys meet lonely ladies and deliver more than just pizza."

Unexpectedly, more than 75 percent of his customers turned out to be women, he noted.

rissababynta
Jul 3, 2007, 9:36 PM
before my hubby and i started dating, we used to joke that we should get together and have a porn and pizza night. wish we would have known about this kind of stuff then! haha

domill
Jul 3, 2007, 9:48 PM
Quite funny

But I wonder...

Is it some sort of aphrodisiac pizza? From a practical (well culinary) point of view it's probably better than a chocolate-ginger-oysters pizza.

And do they give lube instead of oil?

Anyway I can imagine... "hi I have a special pizza for you... chicka chicka wah wah...". A dream comes true.

:bigrin: :tong:

FalconAngel
Jul 3, 2007, 10:23 PM
What a great idea. Wish I had thought of it.

AdamKadmon43
Jul 3, 2007, 11:01 PM
I have never actually understood why people eat pizza in the first place, but I suppose this would give me some new motivation to buy it.... Just throw away the pizza and look at the box..... Nah, that would be an un-realistically expensive way to get prorn... But it could work out well if the pizza delivery person happened to be in a good mood.

Azrael
Jul 3, 2007, 11:36 PM
Hilariousniccisity :bigrin:

arana
Jul 3, 2007, 11:44 PM
One of the pizza franchises was doing that with regular movies so I guess it was just a matter of time. Not a bad idea though....

kitten
Jul 4, 2007, 6:25 AM
I love pizza with everything on it! I guess now everything really is on it!
Hubby would be pleased. Planning some sleepovers for the kids....

Tygress75
Jul 4, 2007, 12:37 PM
too bad you can't pick the pictures. Definitely give new meaning to eating "pie." (just minus the fur) :bigrin:

ForbiddenWindow
Jul 4, 2007, 2:32 PM
ah yes, what would u like on ur pizza pie? HEHHEH.