Random weird stuff that happens here...

[ForbiddenWindow]

Seattle times posted this earlier today and it made the local headlines.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003747145_nudedriver14m.html

I find this extremely amusing...For those of you who drive.. Dont drink
drive or have sex in a car...LOL

[Mrs.F]

Back in the day I remember Flounder and I fooling around on a drive to Ohio from Iowa. However, we were NOT naked, and we never swerved all over the road.... :rolleyes: Nowadays......we usually fight because I can't stand his driving and he's too busy telling me to shut up..... ;) Oh well!

[ForbiddenWindow]

I'm just worried about my gf's road rage...bitch this bitch that lol... as for me I messed my car up when I clipped a parking lot lamp.

[TheThreeOfUs]

We are truck drivers and have seen things we once thought you only saw in movies lol I dont know if people realize just how good of a view we have into their cars. You name it we have seen it and have some of the pictures to prove it too!

Heres some of the things we have seen...

2 chicks in the backseat guy driving, chicks completely naked in a 69.

2 cars following each other, one man driving each car, both jerking off. 10 miles down the road both cars parked on a ramp behind each other.

2 guys in the front seat jerking each other off.

Chicks seem to love to give their men blow jobs while they drive. This happens about 80 times a yr.

A guy giving another guy a blow job while driving. This happens about 20 times a year.

Guys jerking off is an almost everyday sight. Women playing with themselves is an event that happens often too but not as much as men.

Women using bananas, yes Bananas, as dildo's while driving. Has happend at least 8 times in the last year.

Women using toys of all sorts.

People doing a complete change of clothing while driving.

Some people dont even wear pants while they drive.

Some like to give boobie shots.

The three most intresting things we have seen though are these...

Guy driving a minivan, woman, completely naked cept for socks, laying face down across the front seat giving him a blow job with her legs spread as wide as she could get them. He pulls up next to us and turns the dome light on staying at the same pace with us for a good 10 miles.

Man and a woman on the side of the toll road, at night, completely naked, having sex on their car.

A man giving HIMSELF a blow job. While driving on the interstate, at 70 mph. Nice to have cruise control huh?

Next time you see a trucker, cover up and wave... or NOT! lol

[sexyboo]

I think i want to be a truck driver now!!!!
lol,
Thethreeofus, do u ever get embarrassed by what u see?

[TheThreeOfUs]

I think i want to be a truck driver now!!!!
lol,
Thethreeofus, do u ever get embarrassed by what u see?

LOL No we never get embarrassed, but sometimes I can actually reach the camera :)

[deletetacount123]

LOL No we never get embarrassed, but sometimes I can actually reach the camera :)

You should make a whole new thread just for that... show us pictures of crazy things youve seen while in the truck! :) lol

Tasha

[Herbwoman39]

You should make a whole new thread just for that... show us pictures of crazy things youve seen while in the truck! :) lol

Tasha

Heck, you should start a PORN site with some of that! There are people who would pay good money to see those shots.

[allbimyself]

Good idea, herb, and I got the perfect place to host it LOL

[tink1978]

Ok, I live in Kent which is just south of Bellevue, and I have to say that anything is possible on Mercer Island.

hahahahahahhahhahaahah thanks for the smile
:tong:

[Herbwoman39]

Good idea, herb, and I got the perfect place to host it LOL

Since it was my idea, do I get a percentage cut? ;)

[the mage]

Totally true about stuff on the road. I drove rigs for 15 years.
Most outrageous story I have is the guy in the convertible getting head in stop and go rush hour in Toronto. Some women do love to show off, one did a pantless dildo show for about a dozen drivers in a row in convoy one night..

[FalconAngel]

We are truck drivers and have seen things we once thought you only saw in movies lol I dont know if people realize just how good of a view we have into their cars.

You can get a pretty good view from the seat of a motorcycle as well. :)

[FerSureMaybe]

And to think, all I do in my car is drive...

lol

[FerSureMaybe]

After I posted, I fully thought of a story.

Okay, this past year, I was a senior in high school, and there were these two sophomores going out. And they were just absolutely nasty with each other. Like, not just, we go out and we have sex nasty, like, having sex everywhere possible.

They'd come to school an hour early and have sex in his truck in the parking lot. And they'd sneak out at break sometimes too. I went out to my car to get something once and saw them putting clothes on. And a few of us saw her give him a handjob in the library during a presentation under the table.

But the best story: They were out in the closest town to our's to actually do anything in, and they wanted to fuck, so they went to the park. They had sex in his truck. Then they looked at the clock, and realized she had to be home in 10 minutes. This other town takes at least 30 minutes to get to. So he sped trying to get her home, and neither one of them had bothered to get dressed...And well, if you've never been to Texas, you may not know this, but you just don't speed here. Haha. That's why those damn signs say "drive friendly" because our state troopers don't even know what "warning" means. So yea, they were speeding, and they got pulled over, butt naked. There were 250 kids in my high school, so we all knew about it by the end of the next day. Needless to say we all had a good laugh.

[biwords]

You're a talented raconteur, Fer! Makes me proud of having adopted you. Now, home by midnight, girl!