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Azrael
May 29, 2007, 2:37 PM
* The sun is too loud.
* Trees begin to chase you.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* Things become "Very Clear."
* You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chandeliers can understand.
* The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
* You and Reality file for divorce.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You can skip without a rope.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* You can travel without moving.
* Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
Liberally stolen from my peeps at crazy meds talk.
http://www.crazymeds.org/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl
http://braincooties.org/
http://www.theicarusproject.net/
Links for the slightly cuckoo.

sexybicplinwv
May 29, 2007, 3:14 PM
O.M.G. I really enjoy this :bigrin: Hell being my luck I'am (((BI))) some thing!! :female:

flexuality
May 29, 2007, 8:33 PM
LOL!!!

Ya mean not everyone's day is like this?? :eek: :bigrin: :tong:

I love the forum headings on CrazyMeds! LOL!! And I see they have a migraine/cluster section.....oh great....now I'll never get off this computer...hehe!

s_shunpike
May 29, 2007, 9:09 PM
God how I miss my friends (oops, I mean the voices) :bigrin:

arana
May 29, 2007, 9:42 PM
Too cool Azrael, thanks

vittoria
Jun 11, 2007, 10:46 AM
you know what ?

i can relate to at least 30% if not more of this

too funny...

love ya,
" V "
:love87:

Vuarra
Jun 11, 2007, 12:38 PM
A friend of mine posted:

The voices in my head told me I'm sane again, which was nice. Then I thought about it, and I can't be sane if there's voices in my head. Which means I'm back to square one.

smokey
Jun 11, 2007, 9:29 PM
I would much rather be bisexual than bipolar I will add this though:

"Alienation is hoping that you are some OTHER form of intelligent life.

rissababynta
Jun 11, 2007, 10:12 PM
more like schitzophrenic than bipolar but still funny haha

Azrael
Jun 11, 2007, 11:06 PM
The message board I lifted this from is heavily populated with both :bigrin:
Plus, Bipolar Disorder does often take the form of severe psychosis similar to schizophrenic symptoms. I never heard voices but that's about all I didn't have going on.