If This is for real...

[TaylorMade]

Do you classify it as a medical treatment or a fetish. . . ButtCandling (http://buttcandle.com/index.html)

it sounds kinda pleasurable...


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So, treatment or Fetish?

I reported. You Decide.

*Taylor*

[Cerealk]

Having a lit candle in my butt is definetely something I dont want... o_O

[Remetan]

That's just...I mean, I've used earcandles before, and they work really well. But...a buttcandle? And the website doesn't look horribly professional. And the name doesn't seem right. I mean come on, buttcandle?

I don't know. I think I would stick with the regulated cleansing system, and not do the fire by my ass thing.

[Sarasvati]

I'm sticking to pet gerbals

[Skater Boy]

And the name doesn't seem right. I mean come on, buttcandle?

lol, God forbid that they ever catch on... it would be embarrasing going along to my local pharmacy/chemist and saying "Erm, can I have a box of ButtCandles please!".

I guess if you want people to take your medical product seriously, it helps if you don't include inappropriate colloquialisms in its name.

Other than that, I agree... fire and anuses don't seem like good things to bring to close to eachother. Not to say that it doesn't have any theraputic properties... it may very well do...

[Azrael]

Stranger things have been allowed to fly. This sounds like a byproduct of my old schizophrenic buddy's brain, tho. With friends like him, who needs boring ass neurotypicals?

[Skater Boy]

This sounds like a byproduct of my old schizophrenic buddy's brain, tho. With friends like him, who needs boring ass neurotypicals?

Oh, I dunno... to some (many, most...) people neurotypicality is the better of the two states... ;) Although I'm sure being mentally unbalanced does have its positive side...

[wanderingrichard]

:bigrin: Hey, isn't that our unacknowledged 51st state on the east coast?? :eek:

[Azrael]

Oh, I dunno... to some (many, most...) people neurotypicality is the better of the two states... ;) Although I'm sure being mentally unbalanced does have its positive side...
it's a double edged sword, to be sure. but if you can harness it without drugs...... :bigrin:

[bohemian69]

To paraphrase a quote I had heard once:
"The only true deviant, is the one without any deviance."
Now buttcandling is not something I would care to partake in, to each their own.


Just remember, it's all fun and games 'til someone gets their eye poked out,
then it's just damn funny.

[MarieDelta]

Talk about burning the candle at both ends! :rotate:

:tongue:


Sorry I'll shut up now...

[stillconfused]

sounds dumb, but a potential ass pounding and bikini wax in one session is ok bi me.