Masturbating in bed?

[childofwinter]

At home I've always had to masturbate in the bathroom, but I've always wanted to do it in bed. However, the thought of waking up with my shorts all sticky and my groin all itchy puts me off. If you wank in bed, does it cause this sort of thing or is it actually fairly clean?

[izzfan]

Yeah, I usually do it in the bathroom - its a lot easier to clean up for a start. However, I have tried wanking in bed once about 4-5 years ago when I had the flu. Actually, its not too bad [for a start, you can hide under the sheets so it doesn't look too obvious if someone walks in] but just make sure you have a good supply of tissues and aren't too excited [eg: so it doesn't squirt through the tissue/go everywhere], probably a good idea to wank a few hours beforehand if possible so that there is less cum when you wank in bed.

Izzfan :flag2:

[biwords]

Funny, when I was 12 and just discovering what it was really for, I masturbated in bed exclusively. It was dark, and no one was going to pound on the door and say 'what the hell are you doing in there anyway? I gotta go!"

Just get yourself some tissues and don't worry. Or you could join a long male tradition and use a sock! Think of it as a cotton condom....(I've ripped so many socks that way....) :bigrin:

[trip1]

I wank anywhere I can including bed...Just keep a wank rag handy thats all LOL

[CountryLover]

I put a box of tissues on my 14 yr old son's headboard after walking in on him twice. I apologized and said I'd make it a practice to knock from now on.

He uses a LOT of tissues Whew!

[dfwbi-cyclist]

Or you could join a long male tradition and use a sock! Think of it as a cotton condom....(I've ripped so many socks that way....) :bigrin:

Ahh yes, forgot about using the old sock when I was younger.

Love the "Cotton Condom" bit. lol

[skyscanning]

This is for the guys :)

A GREAT way to masturbate in bed (or any other place) is the following...

Jerk as usual, in whatever manner pleases you. As you approach orgasm, reach down under your sack and apply firm pressure to the area with two fingers. Very firm pressure. It might take a time or two to find the right place. But, when you do find the right place, it will apply a "blocking" pressure to the lines that let the cum flow. You will still have your orgasm, but you will not blow the load!

The load stays in for another day. It might take a little practice to find the right spot. But once you do, life will never be the same.

I masturbate, but hardly ever blow the load. I save it for the real interaction... With the GF :)

You're welcome!

[ihavapa]

Bathroom, bedroom, hell I jackoff in nearly any room, I like to wake up all sticky in more places than one.

[biwords]

Did anyone else here ever hump pillows in bed as a teenager?

I would hate to think that I was abnormal. :bigrin:

[Bi-ten]

Yes, it was lots of fun, but don't look at me for a model of normalcy;)

Sal

[12voltman59]

I keep a soft cloth or a t-shirt under my bed that I change out or wash every few days.

I find it nice and soft to cum in and you can wipe up everything--no fuss, no muss----

I've been using such pieces of cloth for many years.

[coyotedude]

Did anyone else here ever hump pillows in bed as a teenager?

I would hate to think that I was abnormal. :bigrin:

My friend, it's much more fun to be a freak than boring and normal! :)

But I strongly suspect that you are not alone in your sordid love affair with your pillow.... My own pillow was heart-broken when I finally dumped it for a real live human being! :eek:

And pillows are not just for us guys. Even today, my significant (female) other makes good use of her pillow on occasion. (heh heh)

Peace

[innaminka]

:eek: :eek:
I wank anywhere I can including bed...Just keep a wank rag handy thats all LOL

Oh, the joys of being male ........ :eek:

Females have it so much easier!!! :bigrin:
I can pleasure myself as often as I like and there's only a tiny, tiny wet spot.

Actually on the rare occasions hubby needs to wank, he uses a handkerchief. Sproggy tissues are gross.

[mrplayfuluk]

so whats wrong with slurping your own cum off your hand... means you can do it anywhere in my books. I have discovered vanilla edible lube which makes your cum taste like vanilla cream so I have fun licking up afterwards wish I could clean my cock with my own tongue as well afterwards!

[pahlavi]

so whats wrong with slurping your own cum off your hand... means you can do it anywhere in my books. I have discovered vanilla edible lube which makes your cum taste like vanilla cream so I have fun licking up afterwards wish I could clean my cock with my own tongue as well afterwards!

That is so hot, I think I need to slip into bed a pull off now.

[trip1]

so whats wrong with slurping your own cum off your hand... means you can do it anywhere in my books. I have discovered vanilla edible lube which makes your cum taste like vanilla cream so I have fun licking up afterwards wish I could clean my cock with my own tongue as well afterwards!

Ohh I agree with you big time...Close your eye's and enjoy the taste and feel on your lips and face...

[NakedBike]

Lad-took a glance at your profile and realized Zoot-that's why you never was doing the bedroom -you've just gotten free away- but first stop wearing the damned shorts to bed and they'll be in much better shape in the morning-go COMMANDO!

As for myself-since age 12 -socks, T's- TP, Tissue-whatever was "handy"-but I sleep in the buff- and afterall you can alway wash the sheets more often.........

[spoiledangel860505]

My friend, it's much more fun to be a freak than boring and normal! :)

But I strongly suspect that you are not alone in your sordid love affair with your pillow.... My own pillow was heart-broken when I finally dumped it for a real live human being! :eek:

And pillows are not just for us guys. Even today, my significant (female) other makes good use of her pillow on occasion. (heh heh)

Peace

I do it all the time with my body pillow :bigrin: , and I thought I was the only one

[trip1]

I do it all the time with my body pillow :bigrin: , and I thought I was the only one

Where do you buy these pillows??? How muchg are they??

[spoiledangel860505]

Where do you buy these pillows??? How muchg are they??

I got mine at Mervyns on sale for like 9 dollars, they are fair inexpensive on sale, you can get covers for them, so they are easier to wash or some come with a zipper. They are just long pillows,body length, that is why they are called "body pillows" I have two of them in my favorite color, purple!

Fun to hump ;)

[trip1]

Thanks Angel. I bet they are fun humpers LOL

[fishfry29]

Ahhhhhhhhhh...... Ye olde cumsock...When I was a youngster, mom would pretend it wasent there, bless her.

[Spicy]

What's the problem my friend? Keep a roll of toilet paper near you, do your jerking, and when you are about to cum hold some toilet paper in the area and come into it, that's simple! When my wife is not in the mood I ask her to jerk me off, I keep a bunch of toilet paper by my side and when I am about to cum grab the toilet paper and cum into it. This can even be done under the cover, try it!!! good luck!

Spicy

[trip1]

What's the problem my friend? Keep a roll of toilet paper near you, do your jerking, and when you are about to cum hold some toilet paper in the area and come into it, that's simple! When my wife is not in the mood I ask her to jerk me off, I keep a bunch of toilet paper by my side and when I am about to cum grab the toilet paper and cum into it. This can even be done under the cover, try it!!! good luck!

Spicy

Everytime I grab the roll and shoot into it I shoot out the other side...Hmmm

[biwords]

[QUOTE=Spicy]When my wife is not in the mood I ask her to jerk me off, I keep a bunch of toilet paper by my side and when I am about to cum grab the toilet paper and cum into it.

And they say that true romance is dead!

[Rocsteady]

Bathroom? naw, I usually masturbate in bed. The night stand is for storage of wet wipes (aloe), lube, soft cloths, etc... When you wake up in the morning or later on ya clean up. :bigrin: There is also the funny walk to the bathroom with your shirt pulled up and between your teeth so you do not stain your shirt. :eek:

[wildangel]

Females have it so much easier!!! :bigrin:
I can pleasure myself as often as I like and there's only a tiny, tiny wet spot.

Not all girls have it so easy! Some of us require as much clean up as our men afterwards.


And I'm with spoiledangel. I have a body pillow that still has a place beside our bed. My husband often works nights and I'm left to fend for myself. The pillow and I have had a good relationship for many years.

[trip1]

Not all girls have it so easy! Some of us require as much clean up as our men afterwards.


And I'm with spoiledangel. I have a body pillow that still has a place beside our bed. My husband often works nights and I'm left to fend for myself. The pillow and I have had a good relationship for many years.

Now that's my kinda girl...

[Domino]

Ok I had a male friend who told me he does this. He gets a sock puts it over his cock and jerks off into it, when he is done he chucks the sock in the dirty clothes hamper. You could do this in bed. :bigrin:

[Domino]

Didn't read the thread, sorry someone else has already suggested this.

[spoiledangel860505]

Not all girls have it so easy! Some of us require as much clean up as our men afterwards.


And I'm with spoiledangel. I have a body pillow that still has a place beside our bed. My husband often works nights and I'm left to fend for myself. The pillow and I have had a good relationship for many years.

I'm not alone with the body pillow techinque, yay!, your right some of us require alot of cleaning up, I know I do, I am one that has the ability to make a mess, most the time I only make a mess when I hump my pillow, "squirting orgasm." I have a hot video that I downloaded on limewire that teaches guys how to make girls squirt, if ne one wants to know more contact me, contact infor. on profile.

[genera101.2]

That’s how I started out was in bed, I would cum on myself then use an old shirt to clean up. Maybe that’s why mom was suspicious. But since the computer I haven’t masturbated anywhere else except in front surfing porn. :male:

[itsmejack]

To me, it is a very erotic thing when I cum on my chest or even on my face or in my mouth when I masturbate. I don’t think that cumming makes a big mess, so I just let it cum. I don’t get much on my sheets if any, just me. And I am easy to clean.

[TorontoGuy2007]

bed is the only place i do it, well 99% of the time.. just keep a towel handy!

[Patrick43]

combination. pillow, sock. Pillow makes it more like "somebody", and sock keeps the wad contained. Like mentioned, it can be fun to shoot all over your chest.