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bigbadmax
Mar 1, 2007, 9:52 AM
firstly, Male cum always tastes of what you have been eating.

What tastes good and what tastes bad/funky :Pineapple is good Garlic is bad

does female cum also taste different according to diet as never noticed(or interested) with previous wife/ partners.

BBM

littlerayofsunshine
Mar 1, 2007, 10:02 AM
Yeah, it can vary for many reasons for a woman. Diet is one, and also which part of her menstrual cycle she is on. Garlic, onions, dark leafy greens, spices. chocolate ( and probably anything else can to) can affect taste. And don't forget medications too. A woman is going to taste more sweet during ovulation because the PH changes from Acidic to more base.

Why do you think its called Eating out or Dining at the Y. I guess its a good thing I like garlic and onions...lol

bigbadmax
Mar 1, 2007, 10:25 AM
many thanks---

does anyone have a fave diet they use to woo their partner south of the border! or is rare steak/ chicken and if your unlucky tuna the only option available lol!

bbm

innaminka
Mar 1, 2007, 5:18 PM
Yeah, it can vary for many reasons for a woman. Diet is one, and also which part of her menstrual cycle she is on.
.............................A woman is going to taste more sweet during ovulation because the PH changes from Acidic to more base.



Totally agree - women are far less affected by diet than cyclical events. Tho like men, asparagus is a no-no.

siraussietosser
Mar 1, 2007, 5:50 PM
No I know why all my mates keep calling me a pussy :tong:

bigbadmax
Mar 2, 2007, 12:16 PM
surely there must be nicer foods than asparagus and onions etc..

does mango do the trick or should I just eat the fruit off the clit/helmet to save time???

bbm

Domino
Mar 2, 2007, 6:48 PM
I used to have BF that would eat heaps of chilli and curries, when I would blow him it would burn my mouth.

JLR1976
Mar 2, 2007, 7:11 PM
male cum will always tase bad, I dont know why people can say it isnt .... I just swallow it because I cant be arsed with all the mess....

bigbadmax
Mar 3, 2007, 6:01 AM
jlr.. you lazy bitch lol

i own a cleaning business and am happy to clean that up for you lol

bigbadmax
Mar 10, 2007, 6:53 AM
does no one experiment with food then?

if sex be the food of love play on !!

TaylorMade
Mar 10, 2007, 10:18 AM
Umm, Strawberries, and most any berries always affect the taste for the better in both sexes. . .And that old myth about wheatgrass juice isn't as true as I thought.

I do remember the first woman I was with was literally spicy. . .like I was eating a spread with a little oregano and pepper in it. . .I blame the pepperonis that we ate the night before.

*Taylor*

billys1
Mar 10, 2007, 1:17 PM
hey there littlerayof sunshine;

I wish i could remember how my wife tastes. It's been so long since she has allowed me the "honer" of eating her pussy out that a guy can forget. just my 2cents comment for what ever it is worth.

peace and love to all

www.redpenisguy@yahoo.com

ps.
how cum you gals go on these with holding kicks that can range from specif acts/actions to the whole ball of wax??????????
pps.
i am seeking an online sex relationship with either a guy or a gal, or both.

Rhuth
Mar 10, 2007, 1:57 PM
surely there must be nicer foods than asparagus and onions etc..

does mango do the trick or should I just eat the fruit off the clit/helmet to save time???

bbmLol Fructose in fruits, like any other sugar can cause a yeast infection down there for us when you put it directly on us. That being said, sometimes the fun of food play is worth a week of discomfort while healing a yeast infection. Just make sure you are both aware before you place her in harm's way.

I always keep dried pineapple in stock for hubby. The problem is the kids keep eating it all, and how do you explain to them why the dried pineapple is only for daddy to eat? I've also found that you can't go wrong, onions and all if he has gone for three days of vegetarianism. It's absolutely the best no matter what. He likes his meat though, so pineapple is a good second best.

Since yogurt has the same bacteria that we women have down there, it is a good food for neutralizing our ph. We don't seem to be as affected by the flavors of food so much as the acidity. The more acidic diet, the more acidic (bite, spicy) flavor. The more base the diet, the more pungent or sour the flavor.

All this being said, you could eat the worst food possible, and you would still be worth having oral sex with. I've yet to taste a variation I did not enjoy devouring! :tongue:

deletetacount123
Mar 10, 2007, 2:11 PM
First DO NOT PICK ON ME :) cause I have never did oral or had it happen to me. (another reason to kill my ex. he thought the whole thing was dirty and gross and I want it soo bad! lol)

I have a question.
I have to take birth control pill every day... would that effect the taste on me if someone went down???

I don't stick to any diet... just eat whatever I want to eat. Most times its frozen veggies (Green Giant stuff that you mircowave), pasta, bagels/cream cheese.
Chocolate bar probably once a day lol Hot Pockets sometimes but my tummy doesn't like that.

Ive always wondered about the taste down there.

I have to ask tho.... ive been reading that you're usually tasting what the person's been eating.... but what if they are eating things your allergic to?
Say peanuts.... if you have a bad allergy to peanuts where the person MUST wash up the counter after eating, wash thier hands and brush.... would they also have to clean "down there" too?

Im sorry if thats a weird question..... as you can tell Im a total newbie..... Im 27 years old and very inexperienced..... *sulks**is very shy all of a sudden*

Tasha

deletetacount123
Mar 10, 2007, 2:17 PM
Speaking of yogurt ...... I wanna hijack the thread for a second....

I have issues with dairy products... a little bit is ok but sometimes they sent me to the bathroom with a book for awhile lol

Ive been wanting to try yogurt for the longest time and its the ONLY dairy product I haven't tried yet to see if it'll cause issues or not with my stomach. I know icecream does and I was told the 2 are the same.

Is that true? When I drink milk, 1 glass is easy on my stomach (or 1 bowl of ceral) but any more no.

If the only way to tell is to try it... which brand would you recommend??

flexuality
Mar 11, 2007, 4:12 AM
ps.
how cum you gals go on these with holding kicks that can range from specif acts/actions to the whole ball of wax??????????


Not all gals go on these "holding kicks". I don't. At least not with my husband. :)

However, back when the ex and I were divorcing, I guess you could call it a holding kick...I didn't want anything to do with him anymore. I think that's different tho.

Effective communication is sooooo good. :) :tong: :)

flexuality
Mar 11, 2007, 4:19 AM
Speaking of yogurt ...... I wanna hijack the thread for a second....

I have issues with dairy products... a little bit is ok but sometimes they sent me to the bathroom with a book for awhile lol

Ive been wanting to try yogurt for the longest time and its the ONLY dairy product I haven't tried yet to see if it'll cause issues or not with my stomach. I know icecream does and I was told the 2 are the same.

Is that true? When I drink milk, 1 glass is easy on my stomach (or 1 bowl of ceral) but any more no.

If the only way to tell is to try it... which brand would you recommend??

Sounds like you're lactose intolerant. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. :(

I do much better with the low fat or non-fat dairy stuff.

There's also a tea called "Eater's Digest" (health food tea I think) that really helps if ya just GOTTA eat the stuff that doesn't like you! :)

flexuality
Mar 11, 2007, 4:22 AM
Maybe my tastebuds are off....I've just never raised my head up and said..."hmmmm....lasagna?"

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darkeyes
Mar 11, 2007, 7:45 AM
Me either Flex but no doubt bout it... gals do taste different from each otha an that its 2 do wiv diet is seem 2 b the reason. From yummie 2 downright aaaaak! An wot a job it is gettin outa the aaaak 1ce yas started wivout hurtin feelins. :(

flexuality
Mar 11, 2007, 9:36 AM
Me either Flex but no doubt bout it... gals do taste different from each otha an that its 2 do wiv diet is seem 2 b the reason. From yummie 2 downright aaaaak! An wot a job it is gettin outa the aaaak 1ce yas started wivout hurtin feelins. :(

aaaakk! That wud be VERY ...awkward. :(

There is variation, no doubt, I just never could identify the food source. :rolleyes:

U no me...naive...thot they woz sayin it tastes like lasagna....or chicken pie.....or vex.....hehehe! :tong:

Rhuth
Mar 11, 2007, 12:48 PM
Speaking of yogurt ...... If the only way to tell is to try it... which brand would you recommend??Well, my favorite brand is Fage (http://www.fage.gr/page/default.asp?id=413&la=2) Total Greek Style 0% with a little bit of honey added. I can only find it at Trader Joe's (http://www.traderjoes.com/), so I have no idea where you would get it in BC.

However, I do not recommend that you endure a food allergy in an attempt to make your pussy juices tasty. They are always tasty unless you have an infection down there. I personally do not believe that there is such a thing as "downright aaaaaaak", but that is a matter of personal taste... literally! *giggles*

It's easy enough to figure out what your tastes are. Dip your fingers down there, then lick them. Try different diets and taste again. Try at different times of the day. Have some fun while you are at it! ;)

As far as food allergies go, you can not transfer food protiens through your body secretions... except for poo. So if you are prone to anaphylaxis (http://www.foodallergy.org/anaphylaxis/index.html), don't eat shit! But you are perfectly free to eat peanuts and get eaten out by someone with food allergies.

Some girls get so self-conscious of their taste, that they cannot relax and have an orgasm. Why not alleviate the fear by practicing safe sex? I carry dental dams (http://www.goodvibes.com/Content.aspx?id=727) around with me like the high school boys carried around condoms. They are terrific fun to play with.

wingnut
Mar 11, 2007, 3:33 PM
You are what you eat?

I guess I'm a pussy, then. Although I can be a dick sometimes, too. :male:

darkeyes
Mar 11, 2007, 8:28 PM
You are what you eat?

I guess I'm a pussy, then. Although I can be a dick sometimes, too. :male:
won argie wiv ya las statement. tee hee. x

Krystal
Mar 12, 2007, 9:42 AM
Tis the bumper sticker on my car

If it is true that you are what you eat -
Then i could be YOU by morning !

hugs

darkeyes
Mar 12, 2007, 10:45 AM
I personally do not believe that there is such a thing as "downright aaaaaaak", but that is a matter of personal taste... literally!

Hasnt happened often but believe me ya will know wen it dus, Rhuth!

bigbadmax
Mar 12, 2007, 11:41 AM
surely the biggest turn off must be smelling of bromide/urine.

uuuurggggggggggggggh!!!!!

sorry to all the redheads lol :eek:

darkeyes
Mar 12, 2007, 3:04 PM
wosnt talkin bout hygiene Max.. jus that sumtimes, not often, we gets a taste in oral we don like even in the cleanest of us an it can b an is a turn off. Am sufficiently delicate not 2 hurt peeps if me can avoid it is wot me wos sayin.

Domino
Mar 12, 2007, 3:04 PM
I feel like pizza, but I am too scared to eat it now :eek:

deletetacount123
Mar 12, 2007, 3:43 PM
I feel like pizza, but I am too scared to eat it now :eek:

I just had pizza last night.... HOMEMADE mmmmmmmmmmmm have some leftovers too

Solomon
Mar 12, 2007, 4:58 PM
hhmmm reading this forum makes me kinda glad i usually eat flex's hoommmee cookin'!! :cool: :cool:

bi-robin-calif
Mar 12, 2007, 9:43 PM
I've yet to taste a variation I did not enjoy devouring! :tongue:
As Woody Allen said, the best thing about sex is that even when it's not real good, it's still pretty good...

jedinudist
Mar 13, 2007, 2:46 PM
I've noticed that diet plays a MAJOR role in taste/odor.

On women, the spicier diets eaten at least several hours before hand seem to "improve" the scent and flavor if their normal scent and flavor isn't ok with you ( I like it though :D )

On guys, believe it or not (go ahead, try it) drinking a couple of sweet lemon/lime or citrus sodas a few hours before hand really goes a long way towards improving flavor. Mountain Dew seems to be particularly effective for some reason.

DanyGirl
Mar 14, 2007, 11:38 AM
For men, cheesecake. I had a partner who was a pastry chef and would often eat the left overs at the end of the day. His no-cheesecake taste no-so-good, cheesecake taste, heaven!