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GalacticiaActual
Mar 1, 2007, 8:28 AM
Okay guys and gals, let's have some fun. Share your favorite at work stories and daily adventurers! I'm sure your stories will inspire all of us to want to slip away for a few! :)

trip1
Mar 1, 2007, 9:14 AM
Slip away? I was so crazy horny one time at the office I had a nice slow jerk while sitting at my desk LOL Of course I sat close to my desk and just pounded away... I was more worried about cleaning my shoes off after LOL...

sexybicplinwv
Mar 1, 2007, 9:39 AM
So!!! I think we all been their before. You know the sent or smell of a person that drive us crazy when we are that work. Or the way they look that you. And so now your off playing with yourself. Because your so wet you can stop it ..:flag4 :tong: ((((Always be true to yourself))))

Herbwoman39
Mar 1, 2007, 10:34 AM
LOL! Well, I work out of the house so there have been multiple times when hubby and I have locked the office door or headed for the bedroom for a quickie.

But then that's one of the benefits of being the boss ;)

Tommy2020
Mar 1, 2007, 11:55 AM
Once I worked in an office that had one men's room. One of my co-workers had gone in there just before I was able to get there. I waited and waited and I needed to pee real bad from the morning coffee. Well, he FINALLY came out and I darted in there quickly. I smelled the odor of cock, and it was strong. As I was unzipping, I saw some milky looking drops on the commode rim and looking further, I saw a small puddle on the floor beside the commode. I got to thinking about him jacking off in there and I quickly worked up a hardon and, while thinking about him jacking off and the last mmf porn I had viewed, I quickly had my own cum all over the commode. After I finished, at least I had the good sense to clean it all up.
Tommy2020

trip1
Mar 1, 2007, 12:12 PM
The thought of using some of his cum as lube would have really got me horny...

Tommy2020
Mar 1, 2007, 12:27 PM
The thought of using some of his cum as lube would have really got me horny...

I shoulda had a V8.... yeah now that you mention it.... woulda been good.
Tommy2020

Buck Naked
Mar 1, 2007, 5:26 PM
About 6 years ago I did contractual IT work for a customer where I would stay late and work on PCs and Servers after hours. Very often I would start looking at online porn and get hard as a rock and have to masterbate. At that time the porn that made me the hottest was self sucking web sites. I tried many times to get my cock into my mouth but I was just too danged old to do it. Few evenings went by without me cuming all over my face trying to get it into my mouth. The last time I tried, I got within an inch of my mouth when my back went out. Can't get near that close anymore :(

siraussietosser
Mar 1, 2007, 5:47 PM
ONly jacked off a few times at work, in the toilet. I quit after the last time, when after I finished, I had a leakage and it showed through my shorts. Had a hell of a time hiding it. Dont think anyone noticed, cos they are the kind of guys who would say something and make fun. Although for some reason my wife had come over to see me at work and she saw it, and I had to tell her I jacked off. She just laughed.

LoveLion
Mar 1, 2007, 8:28 PM
Never yet been there myself. Prolly cuz the nature of all my jobs. Still in school so I have only ever had part time jobs including Working at a Movie Theater, Working at a electronics store, and my current job: Call center tech. None of these jobs really give me the opertunity to you know.

haha, I could only imagine jerking off while on a call, giving some one tech support at the same time.

"oh yeah, oh yeah, thats right, right click on My computer, common right click it! keep clicking! Keep Clicking! Almost there! YES! RIGHT CLICK THAT FUCKING ICON!!!!! ahhh.... ok, now click on "properties"

childofwinter
Mar 1, 2007, 10:31 PM
I usually masturbate in the toilets at university - it's nice to do after a 3 hour IT lesson.

TorontoGuy2007
Mar 1, 2007, 10:49 PM
when i was like 16-17, i worked in a corner store, and i would go into the refridgerator and stalk the shelves with milk, juice, etc.. anyway, almost every shift, i would hide behind those big milk crates and strip naked and get it on! hehe... amazing i never got caught, and i literally did this 2-3 times a week for 2 years!

scmale69
Mar 2, 2007, 1:19 AM
I do it almost every day inhe restroom into the toilet. I love the feeling of straddling the toilet and sitting just onthe front edge of it. Then cumming like mad. I also have done it in a gas station into a urinal. One guy was in a stall. I stroked hard and fast and when he came out I just stood there until he left, then I finished up, I was shaking off the last drops just as someone else was comming in. The though of getting caught made it that much better!!!!

trip1
Mar 2, 2007, 6:06 AM
Ohh ya Silver! I've done that to and it's wild...

littlej1019
Mar 3, 2007, 9:58 AM
Earlier this week, I had put a bottle of water in the freezer. I forgot about it overnight, so it froze solid. hroughout the next day, I alternately filled it and drank it. As I did, I noticed that it was starting to look like a dick. I got hornier and hornier the more it melted. Finally, when it got down to the right size, I headed into the bathroom, cut the bottle open, and took out y new ice dildo. I stripped off my pants, straddled the toilet, and slid it right up my ass. It was cold, but awesome! I was ready to cum almost insantly. I sat and jerked for a couple of minutes, then felt like I was getting too cold, so I let the ice dildo out. I shot my load in my hand, licked it clean, and went back to work.

And that's just one day this week.