Long Duck Dong
Dec 17, 2006, 4:46 AM
welcome my friend, to bisexuality and bisexuals for dummies
you have a lot of questions and I have a lot of answers, sadly I don't have all the answers and you may not know all the questions
so lets start with bisexuality
bisexuality refers to a person that is attracted to males and females, and they can choose to have sexual relations with both sexes
now what makes this different from gays, lesbians, transgender and heterosexuals, is that most people feel attracted to one sex only and mainly form friendships with the same or opposite sex
gays are attracted to males,
lesbians are attracted to females
heterosexuals are attracted to the opposite sex
transgender can be attracted to the same or opposite sex
bisexuals are attracted to both sexes
one misunderstanding about bisexuals is that they fuck everything that moves.... in fact we don't...cos we haven't seen it move yet...lol.... JOKING :tong:
we are like the rest of the human race... we have sexual and non sexual desires, feelings and needs...however..you will find that a lot of the time, we would love a good chat over a cup of coffee and if we do want a sexual encounter, we often have our own lil ways of finding what we seek, without jumping you in our kitchen as you collect money for sex addicts anonymous :tong:
another misunderstanding is about our sexual relations....
if i was to mention gays, you would think anal sex, if I was to mention lesbians, you would think of sex toys and oral sex and if i was to mention heteros, you would think fucking...
so when i mention bisexuals...you stumble cos you don't know what we really do behind closed doors...
ok, I will help... its a mixture of all three....however, that is not saying that all bisexuals are anal fucking, pussy munching sex mad people
bisexuals are like the rest of the world...we have our likes and dislikes....and they can range from just hugging and kissing to reach oragasm, to hard core, full on, partner swapping orgies....and before you die of shock, don't think its limited to bisexuals... every sexual group has the same range of sexual experiences to choose from
let me help you with a few common terms
rimming... licking another persons anus
fisting.... placing a hand inside a persons anus or pussy...
water sports... using liquids as a sexual enhancement, like a pool of water
oral sex... sucking on a cock or munching a pussy
anal sex.... you really need a explaination ????
vaginal sex ...man you really need to watch a porn movie
porn movie.... the thing i just told you to watch
the list goes on, but i am a lil worried about the ink levels in ya monitor and I don't want you to run out before you finish reading this article
ok one thing that you face as a bisexual, is getting told you are sexually undecided, confused.. a fence sitter... a closet gay etc
that is actually a way of telling you to take a side.... and its got more to do with you being a * grey area * in the human race.... the heteros and gays have a kinda * us v's them * war going on... and as a bisexual, you are neither friend nor foe... so they can't decide if they need to love you or hate you.... but nor do they want to accept you... and as for telling you that you are confused ??? believe me, they are the ones that are confused... they don't understand the meaning of * bisexual *, * bisexuality *... and * for fucks sake grow up, will you *
the * grey area * is basically the fact that as a bisexual you have all the rights of the basic human, like the heteros...and are not restricted, like the les. gay and trans gender.... so in a way... you can do what the gays do, sexually but still enjoy the fringement benefits of the heteros....
if you look at the hetero v's gay fight.... the gays are pushed aside cos they practise anal sex and act feminine.... now that accounts for about 15 % of the gays.... and the other 85% suffer cos of it....and thats ignoring the fact that about 40% of heteros practise anal sex.... its just that they don't act feminine... they just act like a pack of biased, ignorant assholes
i have dealt with many people in my life that tell me to be either gay or straight and I have a short list of some of my responses to them
sure i will decide what i am when you decide if you are gonna be ignorant or biased...either way, you are a fuckwit
why do i need to take sides.... you both are wrong and this way, I am neutral and not taking sides
lets see, hetero and stupid or gay and arrogant... gee what a choice
part of the gay / hetero KKK, are you ???
i get a choice.... cool.. I am gonna be a lesbian ( i am a male )
in todays society, the fight between gays and heteros is similair to the fight between coloured people and non coloured people...its a fight over the basic rights....but no matter if the law is changed or not and all people get the same basic rights...there will always be biased people... its a fact of life
lets move on to something more enjoyable
MARRIAGE...lol... I love marriage... its the only way to get divorced....lol :bigrin:
there is a feeling that bisexuals and marriage are like a short term relationship... a temp thing..lol
please tell that to the long and very long term married bisexual / bisexual and straight / bisexual people in the world
most bisexual marriages can become what we call a open marriage... and a open marriage is where a partner or both partners are free to indulge their sexual desires, with the love and trust of their partners....
strange, I know... most people call it cheating, or infidelity.... but thats the thing... its only cheating or infidelity if the people involved in the situation, call it that
marriage is returning to what it once was... a joining / bonding of personal commitment ....not a fucking ball and chain...
in the olden times, a multi person joining was normal.....however it was changed to a husband and wife only, with the husband at the head of the household... and divorce didn't exist.....so it was not uncommon for a wife or husband to suddenly drop dead under odd circumstances ...lol...hence divorce was created
the reason for multi partner joinings was simple... it served the benefits of people.... its hard to be jealous of a gorgeous man and his beautiful wife, when they turn and ask you to join with them
it took the stress of the woman with child birth as she had other * wives * there to help and the males... yes males not MALE..were able to enjoy sexual freedom so the pregnant ladies didn't have to deal with a sexually frustrated male
now the joinings went beyond the bedroom... the males hunted and gathered food, and so did the females...etc etc.... also.. bisexual behievour was COMMON and accepted normal behievour :bigrin::bigrin:
now don't confuse this with religious / cult polygamous marriages... they are the ones where ONE male ( lucky bastard ) have multiple wives, with the intention of breeding new religion / cult members
in old times, a joining could have two * husbands * and 3 * wives * in the same * marriage *
now, the food gathering and such is not that important... but we have traded that for long work hours and fuck all wages... so its not that uncommon that marriages are failing left, right and center.. as partners are spending long hours apart, and not recieving the love and attention they desire
BISEXUALITY AND SEXUAL CONTACT
one misunderstanding is that you have to sleep with both sexes..... its not true....
bisexual means to be attracted to both sexes...so you can know that you are bisexual at 13 but not have any sexual contact until you are 16 and STILL be bisexual
now... never let any person tell you that you are too young to know about your sexuality.. and i am serious about that
.. if i was to say to you at 13 that you are straight and god help you if you don't act straight.. I am forcing you to live in a manner that suits me... and it means, simply, that I am removing your right to learn about yourself..or in plain english... I have removed your right to be you....
I know many parents will choke on that... so I say * CHOKE... remember growing up how your parents dictated how you will live and think and act ?? .. and how it took years before you faced the inner you and became who you truly are ??..... and now you are doing the same damm thing to ya kids *
its a bit like falling in love... we are taught that we are too young to love until we are adults... * snorts *....yeah right... I lost my soulmate at 16 in a car accident... and now 20 years later, I have never felt that love, support and caring from another person and nor am i looking to.....
you are never too young to fall in love... but as you grow, and gain experince in life, your love grows, changes and refines itself in many way.....so you are never too young to know what love is and people are not too old to make the mistake of telling you that you don't know anything yet until you are a adult... its a sad fact of life
please remember that you don't have to have sex to be bisexual.... but that doesn't mean that its ok to say you are bisexual and actually be straight / gay / lesbian......cos if you do that... you are actually a liar and a bullshit artist
BISEXUALITY and RELIGION / CHRISTIANITY
* grins * oh i love this part....
ok... this is important...
RELIGION is belief in a god, but its controlled by mankind, and ruled by mankind, playing the role of gods advisor for man
CHRISTIANITY is belief in a god, with the interaction with god and the person, a personal thing
now the bible doesn't name bisexuality as a sin, it names sodomy ( anal sex ) as a sin and it names homosexuals as a abomination to god
STOP RIGHT THERE....
back when the bible was writen, there was not words for sexuality... bisexual / homosexual / heterosexual.. they never existed as words..... and the books that preach against homosexuality ??? never preached against it
my sources are 18 independant bible scholors and theologists that have a combined total of nearly 600 years experience in bibical studies
as they have stated... take the original hebrew texts and place them next to 20 of the current bible versions ( yes 20...its strange how people quote from the one bible, when they are so many different versions ). and you will found that the bible is fully changed and mis quoted
The New International Version (NIV) currently translates Leviticus 18:22 as:
"Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable."
The New Living Translation (NLT) widens the translation to also include lesbians:
"Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin.
National Gay Pentecostal Alliance (NGPA)
"Two men must not engage in sexual activity on a woman's bed; it is ritually unclean.
* grins * want some more ???
NASB: 'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.
GWT: Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting. (GOD'S WORD®)
KJV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
ASV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
BBE: You may not have sex relations with men, as you do with women: it is a disgusting thing.
DBY: And thou shalt not lie with mankind as one lieth with a woman: it is an abomination.
JPS: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination.
WBS: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
WEB: "'You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman. That is detestable.
YLT: 'And with a male thou dost not lie as one lieth with a woman; abomination it [is].
* grins * ok the orginal hebrew verse...
"Kai meta arsenos ou koimEthEsE koitEn gunaikos."
simply translated to the closest meaning ( some hebrew words had multiple meanings ) as the hebrew word was spoken to people, so the meaning was made clear, however writen in a book or scroll, it is hard to tell the exact meaning )
1. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in his own wife's bed.
2. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in the bed of the wife of that male.
3. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as he might a woman.
4. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as he might his own wife.
5. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as that male might his wife.
6. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in any bed belonging to a woman.
only one verse points to homosexuality,... 5 refer to having a male in the position of the wife... and none mention abomination
so if anybody tries the trick that bisexuality / homosexuality is condemned in the bible... give them the finger and tell them to read the original texts... cos homosexual and homosexuality as words, never existed til the 19 th century and the original bible never mentioned them... you have even seen it in writing lol :bigrin:
now, DON'T attack the christians over this...many of them are not even aware of this fact....and they are only repeating what they are taught... most of them would die of shock if they realised that their bible wasn't gods word... but mans words in a book of god, twisting his word for them own benefits.... that and they would fight you to the death
the ONLY truth about gods standing on the whole issue, can only come from one place... god themself...and until god turns up and sets the record straight... christianity and religion will continue to believe that they are the righteous amongst us all..and no amount of debating / fighting them will change a single damm thing
so have fun, enjoy life, sex and relationships... and remember, there is more to being bisexual than sex lol... theres also the fore play lol :tong: :bigrin:
you have a lot of questions and I have a lot of answers, sadly I don't have all the answers and you may not know all the questions
so lets start with bisexuality
bisexuality refers to a person that is attracted to males and females, and they can choose to have sexual relations with both sexes
now what makes this different from gays, lesbians, transgender and heterosexuals, is that most people feel attracted to one sex only and mainly form friendships with the same or opposite sex
gays are attracted to males,
lesbians are attracted to females
heterosexuals are attracted to the opposite sex
transgender can be attracted to the same or opposite sex
bisexuals are attracted to both sexes
one misunderstanding about bisexuals is that they fuck everything that moves.... in fact we don't...cos we haven't seen it move yet...lol.... JOKING :tong:
we are like the rest of the human race... we have sexual and non sexual desires, feelings and needs...however..you will find that a lot of the time, we would love a good chat over a cup of coffee and if we do want a sexual encounter, we often have our own lil ways of finding what we seek, without jumping you in our kitchen as you collect money for sex addicts anonymous :tong:
another misunderstanding is about our sexual relations....
if i was to mention gays, you would think anal sex, if I was to mention lesbians, you would think of sex toys and oral sex and if i was to mention heteros, you would think fucking...
so when i mention bisexuals...you stumble cos you don't know what we really do behind closed doors...
ok, I will help... its a mixture of all three....however, that is not saying that all bisexuals are anal fucking, pussy munching sex mad people
bisexuals are like the rest of the world...we have our likes and dislikes....and they can range from just hugging and kissing to reach oragasm, to hard core, full on, partner swapping orgies....and before you die of shock, don't think its limited to bisexuals... every sexual group has the same range of sexual experiences to choose from
let me help you with a few common terms
rimming... licking another persons anus
fisting.... placing a hand inside a persons anus or pussy...
water sports... using liquids as a sexual enhancement, like a pool of water
oral sex... sucking on a cock or munching a pussy
anal sex.... you really need a explaination ????
vaginal sex ...man you really need to watch a porn movie
porn movie.... the thing i just told you to watch
the list goes on, but i am a lil worried about the ink levels in ya monitor and I don't want you to run out before you finish reading this article
ok one thing that you face as a bisexual, is getting told you are sexually undecided, confused.. a fence sitter... a closet gay etc
that is actually a way of telling you to take a side.... and its got more to do with you being a * grey area * in the human race.... the heteros and gays have a kinda * us v's them * war going on... and as a bisexual, you are neither friend nor foe... so they can't decide if they need to love you or hate you.... but nor do they want to accept you... and as for telling you that you are confused ??? believe me, they are the ones that are confused... they don't understand the meaning of * bisexual *, * bisexuality *... and * for fucks sake grow up, will you *
the * grey area * is basically the fact that as a bisexual you have all the rights of the basic human, like the heteros...and are not restricted, like the les. gay and trans gender.... so in a way... you can do what the gays do, sexually but still enjoy the fringement benefits of the heteros....
if you look at the hetero v's gay fight.... the gays are pushed aside cos they practise anal sex and act feminine.... now that accounts for about 15 % of the gays.... and the other 85% suffer cos of it....and thats ignoring the fact that about 40% of heteros practise anal sex.... its just that they don't act feminine... they just act like a pack of biased, ignorant assholes
i have dealt with many people in my life that tell me to be either gay or straight and I have a short list of some of my responses to them
sure i will decide what i am when you decide if you are gonna be ignorant or biased...either way, you are a fuckwit
why do i need to take sides.... you both are wrong and this way, I am neutral and not taking sides
lets see, hetero and stupid or gay and arrogant... gee what a choice
part of the gay / hetero KKK, are you ???
i get a choice.... cool.. I am gonna be a lesbian ( i am a male )
in todays society, the fight between gays and heteros is similair to the fight between coloured people and non coloured people...its a fight over the basic rights....but no matter if the law is changed or not and all people get the same basic rights...there will always be biased people... its a fact of life
lets move on to something more enjoyable
MARRIAGE...lol... I love marriage... its the only way to get divorced....lol :bigrin:
there is a feeling that bisexuals and marriage are like a short term relationship... a temp thing..lol
please tell that to the long and very long term married bisexual / bisexual and straight / bisexual people in the world
most bisexual marriages can become what we call a open marriage... and a open marriage is where a partner or both partners are free to indulge their sexual desires, with the love and trust of their partners....
strange, I know... most people call it cheating, or infidelity.... but thats the thing... its only cheating or infidelity if the people involved in the situation, call it that
marriage is returning to what it once was... a joining / bonding of personal commitment ....not a fucking ball and chain...
in the olden times, a multi person joining was normal.....however it was changed to a husband and wife only, with the husband at the head of the household... and divorce didn't exist.....so it was not uncommon for a wife or husband to suddenly drop dead under odd circumstances ...lol...hence divorce was created
the reason for multi partner joinings was simple... it served the benefits of people.... its hard to be jealous of a gorgeous man and his beautiful wife, when they turn and ask you to join with them
it took the stress of the woman with child birth as she had other * wives * there to help and the males... yes males not MALE..were able to enjoy sexual freedom so the pregnant ladies didn't have to deal with a sexually frustrated male
now the joinings went beyond the bedroom... the males hunted and gathered food, and so did the females...etc etc.... also.. bisexual behievour was COMMON and accepted normal behievour :bigrin::bigrin:
now don't confuse this with religious / cult polygamous marriages... they are the ones where ONE male ( lucky bastard ) have multiple wives, with the intention of breeding new religion / cult members
in old times, a joining could have two * husbands * and 3 * wives * in the same * marriage *
now, the food gathering and such is not that important... but we have traded that for long work hours and fuck all wages... so its not that uncommon that marriages are failing left, right and center.. as partners are spending long hours apart, and not recieving the love and attention they desire
BISEXUALITY AND SEXUAL CONTACT
one misunderstanding is that you have to sleep with both sexes..... its not true....
bisexual means to be attracted to both sexes...so you can know that you are bisexual at 13 but not have any sexual contact until you are 16 and STILL be bisexual
now... never let any person tell you that you are too young to know about your sexuality.. and i am serious about that
.. if i was to say to you at 13 that you are straight and god help you if you don't act straight.. I am forcing you to live in a manner that suits me... and it means, simply, that I am removing your right to learn about yourself..or in plain english... I have removed your right to be you....
I know many parents will choke on that... so I say * CHOKE... remember growing up how your parents dictated how you will live and think and act ?? .. and how it took years before you faced the inner you and became who you truly are ??..... and now you are doing the same damm thing to ya kids *
its a bit like falling in love... we are taught that we are too young to love until we are adults... * snorts *....yeah right... I lost my soulmate at 16 in a car accident... and now 20 years later, I have never felt that love, support and caring from another person and nor am i looking to.....
you are never too young to fall in love... but as you grow, and gain experince in life, your love grows, changes and refines itself in many way.....so you are never too young to know what love is and people are not too old to make the mistake of telling you that you don't know anything yet until you are a adult... its a sad fact of life
please remember that you don't have to have sex to be bisexual.... but that doesn't mean that its ok to say you are bisexual and actually be straight / gay / lesbian......cos if you do that... you are actually a liar and a bullshit artist
BISEXUALITY and RELIGION / CHRISTIANITY
* grins * oh i love this part....
ok... this is important...
RELIGION is belief in a god, but its controlled by mankind, and ruled by mankind, playing the role of gods advisor for man
CHRISTIANITY is belief in a god, with the interaction with god and the person, a personal thing
now the bible doesn't name bisexuality as a sin, it names sodomy ( anal sex ) as a sin and it names homosexuals as a abomination to god
STOP RIGHT THERE....
back when the bible was writen, there was not words for sexuality... bisexual / homosexual / heterosexual.. they never existed as words..... and the books that preach against homosexuality ??? never preached against it
my sources are 18 independant bible scholors and theologists that have a combined total of nearly 600 years experience in bibical studies
as they have stated... take the original hebrew texts and place them next to 20 of the current bible versions ( yes 20...its strange how people quote from the one bible, when they are so many different versions ). and you will found that the bible is fully changed and mis quoted
The New International Version (NIV) currently translates Leviticus 18:22 as:
"Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable."
The New Living Translation (NLT) widens the translation to also include lesbians:
"Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin.
National Gay Pentecostal Alliance (NGPA)
"Two men must not engage in sexual activity on a woman's bed; it is ritually unclean.
* grins * want some more ???
NASB: 'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.
GWT: Never have sexual intercourse with a man as with a woman. It is disgusting. (GOD'S WORD®)
KJV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
ASV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
BBE: You may not have sex relations with men, as you do with women: it is a disgusting thing.
DBY: And thou shalt not lie with mankind as one lieth with a woman: it is an abomination.
JPS: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination.
WBS: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
WEB: "'You shall not lie with a man, as with a woman. That is detestable.
YLT: 'And with a male thou dost not lie as one lieth with a woman; abomination it [is].
* grins * ok the orginal hebrew verse...
"Kai meta arsenos ou koimEthEsE koitEn gunaikos."
simply translated to the closest meaning ( some hebrew words had multiple meanings ) as the hebrew word was spoken to people, so the meaning was made clear, however writen in a book or scroll, it is hard to tell the exact meaning )
1. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in his own wife's bed.
2. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in the bed of the wife of that male.
3. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as he might a woman.
4. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as he might his own wife.
5. A man is forbidden to lay with a male as that male might his wife.
6. A man is forbidden to lay with a male in any bed belonging to a woman.
only one verse points to homosexuality,... 5 refer to having a male in the position of the wife... and none mention abomination
so if anybody tries the trick that bisexuality / homosexuality is condemned in the bible... give them the finger and tell them to read the original texts... cos homosexual and homosexuality as words, never existed til the 19 th century and the original bible never mentioned them... you have even seen it in writing lol :bigrin:
now, DON'T attack the christians over this...many of them are not even aware of this fact....and they are only repeating what they are taught... most of them would die of shock if they realised that their bible wasn't gods word... but mans words in a book of god, twisting his word for them own benefits.... that and they would fight you to the death
the ONLY truth about gods standing on the whole issue, can only come from one place... god themself...and until god turns up and sets the record straight... christianity and religion will continue to believe that they are the righteous amongst us all..and no amount of debating / fighting them will change a single damm thing
so have fun, enjoy life, sex and relationships... and remember, there is more to being bisexual than sex lol... theres also the fore play lol :tong: :bigrin: