Long Duck Dong
Dec 9, 2006, 1:44 AM
be forewarned, the following contains references to sexual aspects of the body and acts of sex..... it is not graphic and not intended to offend ANYBODY
Lets just say I got drunk... and my friends knowing my skills as a writer and a business person, challenged me to create a totally non sexual business but to make it as sex fulled as possible without any sex taking place
never bet on anything when you are drunk....lol.....
the following was written at 3 am in the space of a hour after a bottle and a half of jack daniels....and my friends rolling on the floor choking with laughter
its also free to copy and paste around the web or print out and hag up at ya work place... but if you get fired, thats your own fault....I have a massive hangover to deal with lol
if you don't believe that sex is a important part of using computers and creating games, read on
Welcome to O.R.G.I.E.S
the Organization Rescuing Groups In electronic strife
Gaming Advanced Youths (gay ), Basic Interest Students ( Bis ), Low Entry Specialists ( les ), Trained remote and network specialists (trans ) and High End Trained Electronic redesigning operations Specialists ( heteros ) are all welcome
we begin with C.U.N.T's and C.L.I.T.S ... Creative, Unrestricted, Nerdy Types and Computer literacy Involving Technical Skills, and a number of Wise, Organized, Mensa endorsed, Nerds ... W.O.M.E.N are amazing... but its the Mediocre, assisted learning environment System that gives them the Stupid, Helpless, Ignorant Types and the C.U.N.T's that love to come to O.R.G.I.E.S
now W.O.M.E.N don't want to have to deal with the S.H.I.T's,..but its the M.A.L.E.S , that have given Them the S.H.I.T's
bloody M.A.L.E.S and the S.H.I.T they create
however there is a solution to help W.O.M.E.N deal with M.A.L.E.S and their involvement dealing with C.L.I.T.S...
its called Observable rewritable Access Languages
the Dedicated, Intelligent, Computer Keen and C.U.N.T's can both benefit while O.R.A.L is been used
look for the W.O.M.E.N using O.R.A.L on the M.A.L.E.S... you will see the D.I.C.K enjoying the experience of O.R.A.L in action
Technologically inclined types with Networked Interface Program Processors linked electronic systems are another case of good O.R.A.L usage.... using O.R.A.L on N.I.P.P.L.E.S means happier T.I.T's ... C.L.I.T.S and O.R.A.L are like a match made in heaven.... and that where O.R.G.I.E.S become a great part of the mix, as D.I.C.K's and C.U.N.T's work together en mass
if W.O.M.E.N are not around to help with the M.A.L.E.S by using O.R.A.L, the next hope is Weird, And Nerdy, kinda, neurotic, Geeks...
D.I.C.K's and W.A.N.K.I.N.G were the basis of the system known as Creating Your Basic Education Requirements....simply, a W.O.M.A.N was not needed as it was just a case of C.Y.B.E.R, D.I.C.K's and W.A.N.K.I.N.G ... O.R.G.I.E.S, however, prefer the fully working unit of D.I.C.K's and C.U.N.T's enjoying the benefits of using O.R.A.L
the other reason why W.O.M.E.N are important.. is cos of a issue with M.A.L.E.S and Analog Network Access Logins... put two M.A.L.E.S together and watch them go hard at the A.N.A.L using the Antiquated Server System...believe me the A.S.S takes a pounding
Funded Universal Computer Kings Inventing New games and Compatible Universal Multi Media innovative network games... F.U.C.K.I.N.G and C.U.M.M.I.N.G are the ultimate aim of O.R.G.I.E.S
so in a nut shell..... it all started with some S.H.I.T trying out out C.Y.B.E.R.. then it developed to the M.A.L.E.S using A.N.A.L to pound A.S.S's, until the W.O.M.E.N got involved with the D.I.C.K's and used O.R.A.L on the M.A.L.E.S... naturally the C.U.N.Ts with their C.L.I.T.S, and the T.I.Ts with their N.I.P.P.L.E.S got involved with the usage of O.R.A.L.. and they all got down to the business of F.U.C.K.I.N.G and C.U.M.M.I.N.G... and you are still there watching the end result, with a stupid look in ya eyes, dribbling at the mouth... with ya joystick in ya hand......and thinking OMG.....I need to learn about C.Y.B.E.R too, enuf of the C.Y.B.E.R. I'm going to go to O.R.G.I.E.S from now on
Lets just say I got drunk... and my friends knowing my skills as a writer and a business person, challenged me to create a totally non sexual business but to make it as sex fulled as possible without any sex taking place
never bet on anything when you are drunk....lol.....
the following was written at 3 am in the space of a hour after a bottle and a half of jack daniels....and my friends rolling on the floor choking with laughter
its also free to copy and paste around the web or print out and hag up at ya work place... but if you get fired, thats your own fault....I have a massive hangover to deal with lol
if you don't believe that sex is a important part of using computers and creating games, read on
Welcome to O.R.G.I.E.S
the Organization Rescuing Groups In electronic strife
Gaming Advanced Youths (gay ), Basic Interest Students ( Bis ), Low Entry Specialists ( les ), Trained remote and network specialists (trans ) and High End Trained Electronic redesigning operations Specialists ( heteros ) are all welcome
we begin with C.U.N.T's and C.L.I.T.S ... Creative, Unrestricted, Nerdy Types and Computer literacy Involving Technical Skills, and a number of Wise, Organized, Mensa endorsed, Nerds ... W.O.M.E.N are amazing... but its the Mediocre, assisted learning environment System that gives them the Stupid, Helpless, Ignorant Types and the C.U.N.T's that love to come to O.R.G.I.E.S
now W.O.M.E.N don't want to have to deal with the S.H.I.T's,..but its the M.A.L.E.S , that have given Them the S.H.I.T's
bloody M.A.L.E.S and the S.H.I.T they create
however there is a solution to help W.O.M.E.N deal with M.A.L.E.S and their involvement dealing with C.L.I.T.S...
its called Observable rewritable Access Languages
the Dedicated, Intelligent, Computer Keen and C.U.N.T's can both benefit while O.R.A.L is been used
look for the W.O.M.E.N using O.R.A.L on the M.A.L.E.S... you will see the D.I.C.K enjoying the experience of O.R.A.L in action
Technologically inclined types with Networked Interface Program Processors linked electronic systems are another case of good O.R.A.L usage.... using O.R.A.L on N.I.P.P.L.E.S means happier T.I.T's ... C.L.I.T.S and O.R.A.L are like a match made in heaven.... and that where O.R.G.I.E.S become a great part of the mix, as D.I.C.K's and C.U.N.T's work together en mass
if W.O.M.E.N are not around to help with the M.A.L.E.S by using O.R.A.L, the next hope is Weird, And Nerdy, kinda, neurotic, Geeks...
D.I.C.K's and W.A.N.K.I.N.G were the basis of the system known as Creating Your Basic Education Requirements....simply, a W.O.M.A.N was not needed as it was just a case of C.Y.B.E.R, D.I.C.K's and W.A.N.K.I.N.G ... O.R.G.I.E.S, however, prefer the fully working unit of D.I.C.K's and C.U.N.T's enjoying the benefits of using O.R.A.L
the other reason why W.O.M.E.N are important.. is cos of a issue with M.A.L.E.S and Analog Network Access Logins... put two M.A.L.E.S together and watch them go hard at the A.N.A.L using the Antiquated Server System...believe me the A.S.S takes a pounding
Funded Universal Computer Kings Inventing New games and Compatible Universal Multi Media innovative network games... F.U.C.K.I.N.G and C.U.M.M.I.N.G are the ultimate aim of O.R.G.I.E.S
so in a nut shell..... it all started with some S.H.I.T trying out out C.Y.B.E.R.. then it developed to the M.A.L.E.S using A.N.A.L to pound A.S.S's, until the W.O.M.E.N got involved with the D.I.C.K's and used O.R.A.L on the M.A.L.E.S... naturally the C.U.N.Ts with their C.L.I.T.S, and the T.I.Ts with their N.I.P.P.L.E.S got involved with the usage of O.R.A.L.. and they all got down to the business of F.U.C.K.I.N.G and C.U.M.M.I.N.G... and you are still there watching the end result, with a stupid look in ya eyes, dribbling at the mouth... with ya joystick in ya hand......and thinking OMG.....I need to learn about C.Y.B.E.R too, enuf of the C.Y.B.E.R. I'm going to go to O.R.G.I.E.S from now on