This Explains Everything! ;)

[spartca]

From www.sexinchrist.com/threesome.html :

"Playing by God’s Rules

If, on the other hand, a married couple feels their relationship would benefit from them establishing a loving involvement another woman, out of respect for the couple’s marriage, and out of respect for any marital attachments of the other woman, they must abide by certain limits and conditions:

(1) To avoid the impropriety of male homosexuality, a heterosexual couple should not under any circumstances form a threesome with another man.
(2) Both women involved in the threesome must be willing to keep within traditional female roles (i.e., not taking on masculine appearance or behavior in or out of the bedroom) and recognize the male as the leader in the relationship.
(3) If the wife’s lesbian sex partner is unmarried, it may be permissible for the husband to have relations with her only with his wife’s consent.
(4) If the wife’s lesbian sex partner is unmarried, but the wife does not wish her to have relations with the other woman, the husband should respect this.
(5) If the wife’s lesbian sex partner is married, her husband must not have objections to the relationship.
(6) If the wife’s lesbian sex partner is married, the husband should refrain from having any sexual relations with her, and should make every effort to control his fantasies about her. He should concentrate his attention on his own wife..."

[bigirl_inwv]

that whole article makes me want to vomit.

[DiamondDog]

thanks for the link, I needed a laugh today.
The articles "oral sex and god's will" and "fisting and god's will" are hilarious!

This part found in "Bondage in Christ- BDSM in a Christian marriage" made me laugh:

BDSM does not necessarily have to involve whips and chains, black leather, or dungeon gear, although if they find these props help them get in the mood, there is not reason why Christians should not use them. There's nothing sinful about these items. In fact, they are part of the Christian heritage. As Paul wrote to the Corinthians, I beat my body and bring it into submission, for fear that by any means, that after I have preached to others, I myself should be rejected. (1 Corinthians 9:27) Many SM devices, such as floggers, whips, clamps, chastity belts, and the cat o'nine tails, bear close resemblance to used a wide array of devices early Christian penitents to whip their bodies and mortify their flesh. They did this to submit their bodies to Christ, to emulate his suffering on the Cross, and purify themselves spiritually and attain a closer union with God.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/submission.html


So was this from "Viagara and God's will":

A Strong Erection is a Gift from God

Throughout the Bible, having a hard and lasting erection is frequently equated with righteousness and Godliness. Potency and procreative ability and prowess are often equated with God’s blessings: “His seed shall be mighty upon earth: the generation of the upright shall be blessed.” (Psalms 112:2) In the Old Testament, David was one of God’s most favored servants, and here the Lord declares how he has blessed him with a firm manhood: “For thy steadfast love was established forever, thy faithfulness is firm as the heavens. I pledged my word to my servant, David, saying, Everyone descending from you is guaranteed life; I'll make your rule as solid and lasting as rock.” (Psalms 89:2-4) As we can see, an erection is not only a gift from God, but also a means of glorifying Him. Later in the same Psalm, the Lord explains how David’s erection is actually praising Him: “My faithfulness and my steadfast love shall be with him, and in my name shall his horn be exalted.” (Psalms 89:24)

Of course, strong and long-lasting erections are a gift in other ways, as they improve lovemaking for both husband and wife. We have discussed God’s gift of oral sex elsewhere, but here is another scriptural example of how the blessing of a God-given, solid erection comes together with the blessing of oral lovemaking: “Because thy steadfast love is better than life, my lips will praise thee...my mouth praises thee with joyful lips, when I think of thee upon my bed.” (Psalms 63:3 – 6)

http://www.sexinchrist.com/viagra.html

[wanderingrichard]

what a bunch of knuckle draggin nose pickers.... and they wonder why people dislike them so much

[12voltman59]

That is damned funny--whoever did that web site was very creative--it does show the basic absurdity of all of the shalts, oughts and naughts inherent in Christianity----

Great stuff!!!!

:tongue: :tongue:

[hottrodd]

Hi 12Volt,

I think you will find that all of the shalts, oughts and naughts are from the Old Testiment and are Jewish law. The message of Christianity, although it is often missed in Christian Churches, centers around the truth that ALL humans are sinners by nature and the message of Jesus Christ is one of forgiveness for all sins by all people who accept the gift of forgiveness.

Is homosexual behavior or bisexual behavior a sin? I guess no mortal really knows for sure but Jesus does not rank sins. A sin is a sin so IF having sex with someone of the same sex is a sin it is no more a sin than discriminating against those that do it. All can/will be forgiven if they ask.

For those that bash Reverend Haggard. We have all been through denial at some point in our lives. Give the man a break. He needs your support not your condemnation.

Sorry for the sermon.

[happyjoe68]

The whole site is one long joke - and I think it should be read as such

The idea that the Bible can justify fisting (anal/vaginal) is very tortutous "reasoning".

The Bible does condone fisting, but more along the lines of punching people in the face/teeth (see "smite your enemies", passim)

[RebekaLee]

this site was insane! and very..um..interesting the way they justify different sexual acts. i wonder if the person wrote it as a joke? or really believes these things??

[ancestral]

too funny...... its got to be a running joke.

[onewhocares]

Well I had tough day and when I saw the thread and then read this innane article I nearly peed my pants. So instead, I laughed hysterically at it.....Still laughing. Thanks for perking up my day.

No, still laughing.


Belle

[ancestral]

mm sorry you had a rough day but at least you got a laugh out of it at some point.

[PolyLoveTriad]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee Spartca! This is lookin4 ! lol I found you! LOLOL ok Ill see you in chat hehe

[onewhocares]

MY, oh my. My day is getting funnier by the hours. Not only did I read the links, I went and read "Reader Questions and Answers". I have never read such drivel in my life. I just sit here shaking my head to think there such writers.