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arana
Dec 1, 2006, 3:10 AM
HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

DiamondDog
Dec 1, 2006, 4:24 AM
I raped the kool aid man because I have abs.

csrakate
Dec 1, 2006, 7:49 AM
Oh dear!!!

"I raped a cat because I love marijuana"

Mrs.F
Dec 1, 2006, 8:17 AM
Wow, "I killed a pornstar because I'm cool like that"! :eek:

ziggybabie
Dec 1, 2006, 8:37 AM
I ran over a stripper because I love marijuana.


Whoa, like, right on the mark, maaan. It's like they're friggin' spying on me, maaan. Like, what are the chances?

Michael623
Dec 1, 2006, 8:40 AM
I ran over a pickle because thats how I roll.

Boats
Dec 1, 2006, 9:28 AM
I licked a prostitute because I smoke Marijuana

littlerayofsunshine
Dec 1, 2006, 10:26 AM
I slept with the Kool-Aid Man because I had to!




LMAO! Always nice to start the day with a laugh. Thanks for this :)

Lisa (va)
Dec 1, 2006, 10:44 AM
I ran over your mom because I have AMAZING boobs.

Lisa

hugs n kisses

NiagaraMan
Dec 1, 2006, 11:00 AM
I stabbed Paris Hilton because I am beautiful. ;)

izzfan
Dec 1, 2006, 11:26 AM
" I slept with a bisexual because I'm sexy" ... nice :smilies15

bhg08054
Dec 1, 2006, 11:41 AM
I ran naked with a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs

Hmmm...


...I do have "man tits", but never thought of them as amazing before...

arana
Dec 1, 2006, 1:29 PM
I ran over your mom because I have AMAZING boobs.

Lisa

hugs n kisses
Awwwww Lisa, you finally admit it! I knew Show and CMM couldn't be wrong.:tong: You rule girlfriend!

yoyo4u
Dec 1, 2006, 1:39 PM
I ran naked with your mom because im sexy.....

Huh?
Before you judge me.....there is a chance, that your mom was naked too!
:)

samui
Dec 1, 2006, 1:41 PM
I slept with my ex because I've got abs.
Weird!! :tongue:

Herbwoman39
Dec 1, 2006, 1:58 PM
"I ran over your dealer because I'm just cool like that" :bigrin:

ScifiBiJen
Dec 1, 2006, 2:01 PM
I killed a homeless man because I had to.

Don't question my actions!! :eek:

bediddle
Dec 1, 2006, 2:16 PM
I licked a pickle because I'm cool like that.

Azrael
Dec 1, 2006, 2:52 PM
I ran naked with a pornstar cause that's how I roll :bigrin:

rockstarvomit
Dec 1, 2006, 3:27 PM
i ran naked with a jew because im sexy.

greg232a
Dec 1, 2006, 4:03 PM
i slept with your mom because i love marijuana

SweetBlackAngel
Dec 1, 2006, 4:50 PM
"I licked a Mexican because I'm sexy."

Well, of course! :bigrin:

bigirl_inwv
Dec 1, 2006, 6:26 PM
"I cuddled with a prostitute because I smoke crack"

haha. I love these things. :bigrin:

codybear3
Dec 1, 2006, 6:52 PM
I ran naked with the trojan man because I love marijuana...

Well, atleast I'll have safe stoned sex... :bigrin: :paw: :paw:

usandyouguys
Dec 1, 2006, 7:07 PM
I STABBED A BAG OF WEED BECAUSE THE LIL PEOPLE TOLD ME TO...

that was fun thanks. ;)

wantus269
Dec 1, 2006, 7:43 PM
I killed an orange because I have double d's.
Haha! That was fun!

stacey
Dec 1, 2006, 7:49 PM
[wow ! killed ya granma , because iam cool like that ! nnnnnow thats pretty cool ( ha )

Flounder1967
Dec 1, 2006, 8:45 PM
I smoked and orange because the lil people told me to.

lol

texasman6172003
Dec 1, 2006, 8:51 PM
Well Arana girl ,this was funny,lol. Well y'all mine was this, I banged a horse because i have double d's, :eek: . Dont know where you keep findin these hun but keep em cummin,lol.

sweetgagirl
Dec 1, 2006, 9:54 PM
I guess Show was right, I am a slut!!!!

I slept with your dealer because I am cool like that

wanderingrichard
Dec 1, 2006, 10:32 PM
" I cuddled with you because i'm sexy" [ 6 + 6 +black ]

boy, how'd i luck out on that one?? thanx arana that was a great boost for me..

childofwinter
Dec 1, 2006, 10:32 PM
I killed the trojan man because I love marijuana.

Doggie_Wood
Dec 1, 2006, 10:51 PM
:yikes2: I smoked a homeless guy :stoned: because I'm cool like that :cool:
:doggie:

Seigun
Dec 2, 2006, 1:25 PM
"I banged a dog because I'm cool like that." :eek:

loz465
Dec 2, 2006, 4:52 PM
I ran over a whore because I'm sexy!

Emma7669
Dec 2, 2006, 6:30 PM
I ran over a dog because I have AMAZING boobs.

(It was a female dog....I was jealous of her 8 teets.)

Marie

tatooedpunk
Dec 2, 2006, 6:30 PM
I ran naked with a toothbrush because i'm sexy

mistymockingbird
Dec 2, 2006, 9:17 PM
I cuddled with a pickle because I'm sexy.

Well, I wouldn't call it cuddling, but there may have been a pickle involved...

twodelta
Dec 2, 2006, 11:37 PM
I banged Your grandma because I love marijuana.

Now, before anyone gets the idea that I have a fetish for older people, I know a few grandmas that are younger than I am, and would gladly bang if given the oppotunity! :bigrin:

qchamp
Dec 3, 2006, 1:00 AM
I banged a homo cause i'm cool like that!


OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim

m.in.heels&hose
Dec 3, 2006, 1:26 AM
I banged a bag of weed because i have double D's

gina42
Dec 3, 2006, 1:30 AM
I cuddled with the trojan man because i smoke crack

Enoll
Dec 3, 2006, 4:49 AM
"I stabbed the kool aid man beacuse that's how I roll."
:bigrin:

Scary thing is I wactualy say "beacuse that how I roll" as a reason for
stupid things I do.

swag85
Dec 4, 2006, 12:38 AM
I Ran over a porn star becaus thats how i roll

jo69guy
Dec 4, 2006, 6:54 AM
I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm beautiful. LMAO

12voltman59
Dec 4, 2006, 7:18 AM
I slept with Paris Hilton because I am beautiful.

Celtiff2106
Dec 4, 2006, 10:57 AM
I licked a cat because I have AMAZING boobs!! (10-15-Red)

I love it!!! :cutelaugh

jimbeau60
Dec 4, 2006, 12:19 PM
I killed a homo because I'm cool like that. ????? Why would I do that?????

12voltman59
Dec 4, 2006, 1:32 PM
I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm beautiful. LMAO


It is funny that jo and I came up with the same thing---I guess I would like to "do" Paris Hilton--she does look good but from what I have seen of her in terms of a person--I am not that impressed--

I guess since JO was first I would have to do sloppy seconds---Oh well!!!!! :tong:

ready4change0307
Dec 5, 2006, 2:44 AM
I needed a stripper because I love marijuana!



well...I do like strippers!

arana
Dec 5, 2006, 2:58 AM
It is funny that jo and I came up with the same thing---I guess I would like to "do" Paris Hilton--she does look good but from what I have seen of her in terms of a person--I am not that impressed--

I guess since JO was first I would have to do sloppy seconds---Oh well!!!!! :tong:
Maybe you could just have a 3 some!!! :tong:

meteast chick
Dec 5, 2006, 10:25 PM
HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

You're welcome arana, but my MySpace bulletin that you stole this from didn't come from me, so I can't take all the credit!!!

I ran naked with a bag of weed because I'm cool like that...

Naaa, I don't run naked, too much jiggling!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

trip1
Dec 5, 2006, 10:30 PM
You're welcome arana, but my MySpace bulletin that you stole this from didn't come from me, so I can't take all the credit!!!

I ran naked with a bag of weed because I'm cool like that...

Naaa, I don't run naked, too much jiggling!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

But jiggling is a good thing...

Drill4H2O
Dec 6, 2006, 2:29 AM
I ran Naked with Paris Hilton,Because thats how i Roll

entropy
Mar 15, 2007, 1:42 AM
I cuddled with your mom because I'm cool like that

spoiledangel860505
Mar 15, 2007, 1:47 AM
HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

01-16 pink sooooo LOL....I ran over a pickle because the lil people told me to

flexuality
Mar 15, 2007, 1:52 AM
I cuddled with you because I'm cool like that.

Kiraya
Mar 15, 2007, 4:11 AM
'I banged a jew because I have AMAZING boobs'

LMAO! makes me wonder just what I'd do if I had amazing boobs! And no, I don't even have man-boobs!

birene
Mar 15, 2007, 4:13 AM
I killed the kool-aid man because the lil people told me to. :tong:

Solomon
Mar 15, 2007, 5:11 AM
I raped an easter egg because I'm gay.

darkeyes
Mar 15, 2007, 5:58 AM
I stabbed Paris Hilton because I have amazing boobs... o I wish!!! :tong:

rupertbare
Mar 15, 2007, 6:39 AM
"I needed a bag of grass because I'm sexy"

What the heck is that!!!!

Arana...............over a thousand postings!!!! Girl you is one crazy lass!!!!!

Heaps of love to you babe,

Ron xxx

Krystal
Mar 15, 2007, 7:40 AM
I needed a bisexual because I'm cool like that :bigrin: :bigrin:

trip1
Mar 15, 2007, 8:45 AM
I stabbed a french frie because I'm beautiful?

Beautiful I'm not LOL

sexybicplinwv
Mar 15, 2007, 8:53 AM
I ran over a dog. Because thats how i roll :female: (((Always be true to yourself))) :flag1:

Ms. Ally Kat
Mar 15, 2007, 4:03 PM
I smoked the trojan man cause I'm cool like that?


That's just weird lol

imtiffanys
Mar 15, 2007, 4:24 PM
I banged your grandma because i'm cool like that...


Wow grandma was good.. very well experienced. :tongue:

darkeyes
Mar 15, 2007, 4:25 PM
I smoked the trojan man cause I'm cool like that?


That's just weird lol

I blew on Ally's ears and giggled cos Im silly like that! :bigrin: :tong:

Ms. Ally Kat
Mar 15, 2007, 4:39 PM
I blew on Ally's ears and giggled cos Im silly like that! :bigrin: :tong:
:purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssss sssssss

Rhuth
Mar 15, 2007, 5:55 PM
I slept with an easter egg because that's how I roll.

Err? Do they have vibes in easter egg shapes now? 'Cause if they do, I'll roll that way. But with my luck my eight year old daughter would find them easter morning. "Mommy these smell funny!"

sexybicplinwv
Mar 15, 2007, 8:22 PM
I raped a homo because I love marijuana!!! :male:

fortyniner1
Mar 15, 2007, 8:42 PM
I smoked a bowl of cereal because i'm gay.

wow! :flag4:

tgqp34
Mar 15, 2007, 8:50 PM
i needed a french fry cause thats how i roll

Cerealk
Mar 15, 2007, 10:28 PM
I apparently slept with a dog cuz im kool like that.

nothings5d
Mar 15, 2007, 10:39 PM
I ran over my ex because I love marijuana

arana
Aug 14, 2008, 10:43 PM
I'm bumping this one back for the newbies cuz it was a fun one and the answers could be different now for the old timers :).

TaylorMade
Aug 14, 2008, 11:39 PM
I smoked a cat because I love marijuana.

*Taylor*

Rambigent
Aug 14, 2008, 11:53 PM
I ran naked with a pickle because I had to.

MissyMissy
Aug 15, 2008, 12:43 AM
I raped a bag of weed because that's how i roll.
:tong:

mel85
Aug 15, 2008, 3:24 AM
I stabbed a pickle because I have double D's

scubaman
Aug 15, 2008, 4:38 AM
I cuddled with a porn star because thats how I roll!

MarieDelta
Aug 15, 2008, 5:41 AM
I banged a whore because I love marijuana.

LOL

dafydd
Aug 15, 2008, 6:36 AM
Its always interesting when "jew" and "homo" come up as some of the people we can guffaw about.

d



HA! Made ya look! lol
Doing these things never gets old. Thank you Rachelle!

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a bisexual
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - my ex
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE

fairbankswingers
Aug 15, 2008, 7:02 AM
HIM - I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm cool like that

Her - I raped a homeless guy because I smoke crack

**Peg**
Aug 15, 2008, 9:08 AM
lol

I licked you because that's how I roll :bigrin:

kitten
Aug 15, 2008, 11:38 AM
I needed a condom because I have double d's.

Oh my goodness....:bigrin:

kinkyuk
Aug 15, 2008, 11:45 AM
I ran naked with a homo because im sexy :)


sounds about right :P

RickB
Aug 15, 2008, 2:06 PM
I killed a homo because that's how I roll!

Hahahahaha!!!

I was highly dubious about clicking on this thread but it's hilarious!

vittoria
Aug 15, 2008, 3:14 PM
I slept with a bisexual because I love marijuana...

"Now THATS comedy"!!!! ---Slappy Squirrel from Animaniacs


How appropos!!

:tong:

csrakate
Aug 15, 2008, 4:02 PM
"I raped a cat because I have AMAZING boobs!"......sigh.....Please don't tell my cat!!! LOL!

Mrs.F
Aug 15, 2008, 4:12 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha


I killed a pornstar because I have double D's.


:rolleyes:

cutenbi
Aug 15, 2008, 7:54 PM
I slept with...a pickle...cause that's how i roll!

coldwinterman
Aug 15, 2008, 8:14 PM
I licked an Easter Egg because that's how I roll!!! Ha-ha!!! Talk about having something new to explain at group therapy. Teehee!!!

cand86
Aug 15, 2008, 9:20 PM
Lol, this is fun.

I ran naked with a jar of honey because I had to.

Vikkster230
Aug 16, 2008, 12:08 AM
I raped a cat because I'm sexy....

I'm making an executive decision to change cat to pussy, for obvious reasons *wink* :tong:

dxbibaby06
Aug 16, 2008, 3:56 AM
i smoked a prostitute because im sexy:female::flag2:

Boats
Aug 16, 2008, 10:21 AM
OK
I licked a prostitute, because I smoke crack

bicowboy
Oct 12, 2008, 7:48 PM
I killed a jar of honey because I'm beautiful. :cool:

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Oct 12, 2008, 7:50 PM
Uhmm I ran naked, a homeless guy, because Im cool like that...
LOL
Cat

Lookngood450
Oct 12, 2008, 8:01 PM
I licked a condom because I'm cool like that:bigrin:

Kells
Oct 12, 2008, 8:16 PM
I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because i'm cool like that!

gb11vt18
Oct 12, 2008, 8:46 PM
"I raped a homo because I'm cool like that"

I guess I am the unlucky one with that type of quote

Noluckinlove
Oct 12, 2008, 11:06 PM
you all are crazy just like me!!


I cuddled with an orange cause I have a noodle in my nose. :tong:

Thumper88
Oct 13, 2008, 7:50 AM
:bipride::flag4:

I stabbed a bisexual because I've got abs

GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Oct 13, 2008, 11:01 AM
I banged a condom because thats how i roll !!!

Too cute

SWCube
Oct 13, 2008, 1:01 PM
I'm wearing two shirts, a work shirt and an under shirt, so I guess...

I needed a easter egg because I'm cool like that, but underneath its because I love marijuana.

MarieDelta
Oct 13, 2008, 2:29 PM
I banged a whore cause I'm beautiful.
:))

GreenEyedLady(GEL)
Oct 13, 2008, 3:46 PM
Jill cuddled with a jew because shes sexy :)

Flash_Man
Oct 13, 2008, 6:29 PM
"I cuddled with your mom because I smoke Marijuana."

...hmmmmm.... OK, this could have actually happened during my 20s...... ....but it's hard to remember about things back then.......

FLASH

**Peg**
Oct 13, 2008, 8:07 PM
I licked you because I'm cool like that

*s*

GracefulB
Oct 13, 2008, 8:12 PM
I slept with a bag of weed because I am cool like that...

gemini37
Oct 13, 2008, 10:08 PM
Gemini 37: I cuddled with you because I had to :female::tongue:

still_shy
Oct 14, 2008, 7:28 AM
I raped you because that's how I roll!!! :eek: LOL

cutenewlybi
Oct 14, 2008, 4:36 PM
I smoked a condom because i have AMAZING breasts...LOL~!~!

BreeIsMe
Oct 14, 2008, 7:20 PM
Thanks Arana for this simple fun exercise......

seems that "I ran over my ex because that's how I roll"

hmmmm kind of tempting!!

LOL

Bree

goddessmama
Oct 14, 2008, 8:11 PM
I stabbed ur gramma because I'm sexy ...hmmm what was my motivation? Jealousy? Maybe I'm not as sexy as I thought. lol

nothings5d
Oct 17, 2008, 3:11 AM
I ran over my ex because I'm sexy.