Porn Movie Titles

[bookworm]

Yes, we've all seen them, those lame porn rip-offs from popular movies. Some examples--

Original Title: On Golden Pond
Porn Title: On Golden Blond

Original Title: Back to the Future
Porn Title: Black to the Future

Original Title: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Porn Title: Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

Original Title: Pocahontas
Porn Title: Poke Her Haunches

Original Title: When Harry Met Sally
Porn Title: When Harry Fucked Sally

Original Title: The Terminator
Porn Title: The Sperminator


If you were to porn-ify a movie title, what would it be?

[leredacteur]

Someone already produced the "porn analogue" film that I wanted to do. You can find it in adult stores and on the net.

"Saving Private Ryan"
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"

[Bi_Jay]

I thought it was "poke her hot ass"

then theres "armogedon" and "armo get it on"

theres also one more I know but I dont think I should say it, its kinda bad even for this bored.

(edit) oh and lets not forget "forest hump", I dont think it needs any explination "hump forest hump".

[meteast chick]

real: Gladiator
porn: Glad He Ate Her

real: The Devil and Miss Jones
porn: The Devin in Miss Jones

real: The Bourne Supremacy
porn: The Porn Supremacy

real: Good Will Hunting
porn: Good Will Humping

real: Dude, Where's My Car?
porn: Dude, Where's My Dildo?

real: Big Trouble in Little China
porn: Big Trouble in Little Vagina

real: Moulin Rouge
porn: Moulin Splooge

real: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
porn: Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

real: Terms of Endearment
porn: Sperms of Endearment

real: From Here to Eternity
porn: Brassiere to Eternity

real: Edward Scissorhands
porn: Edward Penishands

I want to say there's a There's Something About Mary's Ass, but I can't confirm that...

[Mr Fingers]

There must be HUNDREDS of these!

Beaver and Buttcheeks (Beavis and Butthead)
Cheek & Thongs : Up In Stroke (Cheech & Chong: Up In Smoke)
City of Anals (City of Angels)
Deep Impact (Deep Impact)
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)
School of Cock (School of Rock)
Finding Dildo (Finding Nemo)
Rambone (Rambo)
E-Three: The Extra Testicle (ET: The Extra Terrestrial)
StarWhores (StarWars)
XXX-Men (X-Men)
Cum and Cummer (Dumb and Dumber)
Schindler's Fist (Schindler's Fist)
Poonies (Goonies)
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Full Latex Jacket (Full Metal Jacket)
American Bi (American Pie)
Miss Cunnilingiality (Miss Congeniality)

[wannasuckfirstdick]

Who can forget the classic "Romancing the Bone"-Romancing the Stone.

Beaverly Hills Cop-Beverly Hills Cop