kind of an odd phone thing.

[Bi_Jay]

Well I was just reading some of the threads on the board, and I didnt jerk off yesterday like I usualy do daily so I got hard pretty eassy. So I started rubbing myself slowly while still reading threw the posts, when my cellphone starts ringing, perfict timing huh? So I stop what I am doing to answer the phone but sence it is still just the phone I leave my erection out. Just a wrong number some woman asking for Peggy, I know no peggy she had 3687 instead of 6387. I have gotten a lot of wrong numbers sence I got this cell phone, and a good 1 out of 4 times someone who has the wrong number calls me Im trying to masturbate. So when ever this happens (only when it is a tellamarketer becuase I hate them) I let them know that I was jacking off and they interupted me just to see what I can get them to say. I guess Im hoping it will turn into phonesex or something, it does get pretty fun but most of the time they just hang up on me. Does anyone ells ever do that to tellamarketers? I have been doing it pretty much sence I started masturbating at 13.

[justmej]

Now that is funny. I have been inturupted also but have just kept quiet about it. Telemarketer here I cum.... LOL

[Mrs.F]

OMG>>>I had to laugh! That is funny.. :bigrin:

[DiamondDog]

that's hilarious!
I should do that next time I get a call from a telemarketer.

Did you ever have someone do phone sex with you that way?

[trip1]

Jay. Were you ever a sailor??

[Bi_Jay]

Jay. Were you ever a sailor??

Depends, do you mean sailor as in person who sails or in the navy, because my brother is actualy in the navy but my grandpa built boats. So I have done a lot of sailing. I also plan on building a few boats too, I have some sketches of some pretty cool boats that I want to make. And kinda funny I also have a friend who lives on a boat house that he practicly built, He's a house framer and he bought an old boat house and added a secound story and a garage to it.

[biandu]

that is fucking hysterical...

[codybear3]

Bi Jay, that was funny...Makes me wish I had not called the National Opt-out number...Now tele-marketers don't call me... :( :paw: :paw:

[onewhocares]

Hysterical to be sure.

I wish that I were a man so that I may use that line. Seems so much easier for a man to say it.

Belle

[mannysg]

Damn! That's better then what I do to telemarketers. After hearing that they are tryiong to sell me something, I tell them the only thing I want to buy is phone sex. Most of them hang up on me right away, but one lady actually stayed on the line and joked around with me about wanting phone sex (no, she didn't give phone sex, we just joked around about it.

[tinman714]

That is very funny!! I have never done that. However, when I get a telemarketer who is a young man, and hopefully not very scripted at what he is suppossed to say, I usually hit on them. If they weren't already stammering, the definatly start when another guy asks them if they like men. It's best when you start gentle with them, asking "innocent" questions. They will answer a few becausse they think they are getting the sale. Start turning up the heat and they can't find a way out of the conversation quick enough. You can rest assure no one from their office will ever call you again!

HAVE FUN!!

Tony

[LoveLion]

Haha, Thats good. You should see what Comedian Tom Mabe does when he gets a telemarketer: Check this out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve21XwzXqs

[Bi_Jay]

Haha, Thats good. You should see what Comedian Tom Mabe does when he gets a telemarketer: Check this out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve21XwzXqs

Holly shit that is the funniest thing I have ever heard, I dont know who Tom Mabe is but that shit is funny. All I do is try to get some phone sex, I dont threaten them with a murder investigation HAHAHA.

[Avocado]

Well I was just reading some of the threads on the board, and I didnt jerk off yesterday like I usualy do daily so I got hard pretty eassy. So I started rubbing myself slowly while still reading threw the posts, when my cellphone starts ringing, perfict timing huh? So I stop what I am doing to answer the phone but sence it is still just the phone I leave my erection out. Just a wrong number some woman asking for Peggy, I know no peggy she had 3687 instead of 6387. I have gotten a lot of wrong numbers sence I got this cell phone, and a good 1 out of 4 times someone who has the wrong number calls me Im trying to masturbate. So when ever this happens (only when it is a tellamarketer becuase I hate them) I let them know that I was jacking off and they interupted me just to see what I can get them to say. I guess Im hoping it will turn into phonesex or something, it does get pretty fun but most of the time they just hang up on me. Does anyone ells ever do that to tellamarketers? I have been doing it pretty much sence I started masturbating at 13.

You remind me of Ashley Cole :tong:

Well you would if you were a glory hunting, money grabbing, glory hunting, lying back stabbing cunt but since you're not you don't...

[texasman6172003]

Damm Bi Jay,That is fucking hilarious!!!! Iusually just look at the caller id,lol. Well now i may take a few calls just to see how they will react,lol!!!!!.... :bigrin: