one for the ladies only! steve martin once said... [Archive]

mrplayfuluk

Sep 28, 2006, 6:49 AM

if he had breasts he'd stay home and play with them all day and get nothing done... what would you do if you had a cock and balls suddenly one morning?

biandu

Sep 28, 2006, 8:21 AM

i'd stroke my morning woody...

stand up and pee!

then i'd pretty much fuck anything that crossed my path..
and of course i'd get my cock and balls sucked off as much as possible!

and of course, i'd have someone take LOTS of pictures..
b/c the next day when i tell everyone and the men in white coats come to get me..i'll have proof!

and then i'd go willingly.. i'm sure.. str8 jackets and psychotropic meds! OH YEAH.. how could anyone resist that....lol

justthesamea

Sep 28, 2006, 4:32 PM

i'd stroke my morning woody...

stand up and pee!

Exactly! well said.. :)

SweetBlackAngel

Sep 28, 2006, 8:21 PM

i'd stroke my morning woody...

stand up and pee!

then i'd pretty much fuck anything that crossed my path..
and of course i'd get my cock and balls sucked off as much as possible!

and of course, i'd have someone take LOTS of pictures..
b/c the next day when i tell everyone and the men in white coats come to get me..i'll have proof!

and then i'd go willingly.. i'm sure.. str8 jackets and psychotropic meds! OH YEAH.. how could anyone resist that....lol

Ha! I think this would be me, too. It would be like having a new toy. Endless hours of entertainment. :tong: :bigrin:

deletetacount123

Sep 28, 2006, 8:37 PM

LOL I remember when Steve Martin said that :-)

Herbwoman39

Sep 28, 2006, 10:01 PM

Well, the FIRST thing I'd do is have a psychotic episode.

Then, once I recovered my sanity, I'd have to do to hubby what I do with our Feeldoe :bigrin:

I don't think we'd EVER get out of bed.

BTW, do I have a cock *instead* of a pussy or do I get to keep my kittycat too? Cause if I got to keep my pussy, then I KNOW we'd never leave the bedroom!

deletetacount123

Sep 28, 2006, 10:23 PM

Well, the FIRST thing I'd do is have a psychotic episode.

Then, once I recovered my sanity, I'd have to do to hubby what I do with our Feeldoe :bigrin:

I don't think we'd EVER get out of bed.

BTW, do I have a cock *instead* of a pussy or do I get to keep my kittycat too? Cause if I got to keep my pussy, then I KNOW we'd never leave the bedroom!

How will you eat REAL food to stay alive?? and go potty?? lol

Herbwoman39

Sep 28, 2006, 10:26 PM

How will you eat REAL food to stay alive?? and go potty?? lol

ROFL! I won't. They'll find us starved to death but with grins so big ten morticians couldn't chisel them off! Helluva way to go! ;)

deletetacount123

Sep 28, 2006, 10:39 PM

ROFL! I won't. They'll find us starved to death but with grins so big ten morticians couldn't chisel them off! Helluva way to go! ;)

LOL you're silly!!!

innaminka

Sep 29, 2006, 2:18 AM

what would you do if you had a cock and balls suddenly one morning?

Writing as one who has seen a fair sample of cock-owners.....

*Fart - once in bed and once in the loo.
*Pee standing up - but with a 30% miss rate.
*fart again
*Scratch the new appendages.
*Wave it at whatever female company was nearby.
*fart
*Shower, leaving towels on floor, soap gooey and shaved whiskers spread everywhere.
*Tell tasteless fart joke
*Read sport section
*scratch gear again, kiss wife goodbye and go to dveour the world.

SweetBlackAngel

Sep 30, 2006, 8:21 PM

Gotta love a guy with bunny ears and an arrow through his head. :bigrin:

What? Nobody remembers the 70s?? :tong:

Herbwoman39

Sep 30, 2006, 10:05 PM

Gotta love a guy with bunny ears and an arrow through his head. :bigrin:

What? Nobody remembers the 70s?? :tong:

Remember, some of these people were *born* in that decade :)

I remember seeing Steve Martin's first movie "The Jerk" and, since I was still pretty naieve, asking my mother what a blow job was.

She swallowed her tongue, stammered and avoided the question completely. :bigrin:

Mrs.F

Sep 30, 2006, 10:52 PM

Writing as one who has seen a fair sample of cock-owners.....

*Fart - once in bed and once in the loo.
*Pee standing up - but with a 30% miss rate.
*fart again
*Scratch the new appendages.
*Wave it at whatever female company was nearby.
*fart
*Shower, leaving towels on floor, soap gooey and shaved whiskers spread everywhere.
*Tell tasteless fart joke
*Read sport section
*scratch gear again, kiss wife goodbye and go to dveour the world.

LOL........That's good! :cutelaugh

mrplayfuluk

Oct 1, 2006, 3:29 PM

wow the men in Iowa sound a nasty bunch...
its funny how my fantasy idea translates that if a women suddenly gets a cock and balls (don't forget the balls), that being gross becomes part of the deal!! and Herbwoman you don't get to keep your pussy in this fantasy its a temporary replacement, otherwise self indulgence would take over, literally!! its also fascinating what things you ladies HAVEN'T said you'd do..... more please.. and I guess a lady should ask us men the reverse in a thread or are we so predictable?