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stray11
Feb 19, 2017, 9:49 PM
Really looking for help on a problem. I'm a male that's been playing with my ass for a good while now.

I had this one small ball in my room that I got curious about, and I'm pretty sure you know where I'm going with this. It isn't big, probably about as wide as a quarter.

My problem is that I'm really worried about how to get it out, me thinking that it would slide or fall back out, but it isn't. I'm starting to get really worried now and tried googling for answers but can't find any relating to my kind of predicament.

will I be able to just pass it out naturally? Serious answers.

bw299
Feb 20, 2017, 5:23 AM
You'll pass it. You can help speed the process with an enema. But it WILL come out.

I went a bit too far with a finger-sized vibrator once. It came out the next day. The real problem was it took 6 hours for the batteries to run down so I walked around for 6 hours oozing precum.

phoseguy
Feb 20, 2017, 8:21 AM
Sounds like a great problem to have lol




You'll pass it. You can help speed the process with an enema. But it WILL come out.

I went a bit too far with a finger-sized vibrator once. It came out the next day. The real problem was it took 6 hours for the batteries to run down so I walked around for 6 hours oozing precum.

bw299
Feb 20, 2017, 8:37 AM
Oh it felt great phoseguy! In fact I had an erection most of the time the thing was in me. I could hardly go anywhere because of this faint buzzing sound coming from me! :yikes2:

csreef
Feb 20, 2017, 10:42 AM
Why don't you DO THE SMART THING, AND GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM..​..I think that the Doctors there can help you better than free advice on a message board...

bw299
Feb 20, 2017, 3:27 PM
Why don't you DO THE SMART THING, AND GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM..​..I think that the Doctors there can help you better than free advice on a message board...

CSREEF - why don't you exercise some intelligence and not assume the person giving advice doesn't know what they're talking about?

Retired paramedic & emergency room tech here. ER would do no more than that. He can safely do it at home without a ridiculous bill and humiliation. The object is small, spherical, smooth; he will safely pass it.

stray11
Feb 20, 2017, 3:27 PM
Why don't you DO THE SMART THING, AND GO TO AN EMERGENCY ROOM..​..I think that the Doctors there can help you better than free advice on a message board...

that will never be an option. Not only would the embarrassment be insanely huge, I'd also have to get a hand up my ass, and I'd most likely be in pain for days after.

The ball just passed a little while ago. I'm into anal play and all, but I'll take this experience as a reminder to never put something in my ass again that isn't designed with removal in mind.

Lobster144
Feb 20, 2017, 5:48 PM
Hi there,

I'd say keep inserting things up your ass if you like it. Just be very careful what it is - no glass.
I used to do the balls from deodorant roll-ons. Loved it when I was passing them.

Christopher South
Feb 21, 2017, 2:22 PM
Why mess around with stuff that can get stuck up there? $10 for this:
45632

murano2641
Feb 21, 2017, 4:05 PM
Yea...my rule is if it doesn't have a handle or ring on it I'm not putting it in my ass. Too many stories out there about stuff getting stuck.

stray11
Feb 22, 2017, 1:27 AM
Hi there,

I'd say keep inserting things up your ass if you like it. Just be very careful what it is - no glass.
I used to do the balls from deodorant roll-ons. Loved it when I was passing them.
Not going to quit, it feels better than just jerking off. And I don't have any plans to use shit like glass, and I don't have a pooping fetish. This thing here was just curiosity.

stray11
Feb 22, 2017, 1:42 AM
Why mess around with stuff that can get stuck up there? $10 for this:
45632

this was the first and last time I'll use something that doesn't have a viable means of retrieval. And I'm not sure if I want to try anal beads, they don't really look like they'd get me off much, considering my favorite toy to use is just a simple dildo, it being the first one I ever bought, meant to be about the size of the average dick, about 5 and a half inches insertable with balls shaped base and suction, makes it a lot easier to insert it. Anything smaller than that doesn't really do it for me.

I'm somewhat new with sticking objects in my ass. Back when I was a kid, from like 13ish to 15 or 16 i used to jerk off a lot in the shower, me fingering my ass a lot during that time. Back then my mom had a dildo hidden away in some suitcase in their closet, me trying it out one night when I was probably 14 while they were gone. hurt like fuck. I used a few items that were really thin, however me sticking things in my ass pretty much ended at some point in high school, although every now and then I'd finger my ass a bit out of curiosity while showering. At the beginning of last year or near end of 2015 I developed an interest in gay porn. Gay porn used to be something I only looked into a few times before, however in the past year it became something I look at just the same as straight porn. that got me a lot more interest in anal, in both men and women, it becoming my favorite fetish. I got back into fingering my ass while showering, me doing it there since it's a lot cleaner and less disgusting. At some point I bought my first sex toy, which was smaller than I expected, only being like 2 inches, it looking bigger on the listing online, it just meant as a small prostate massager. At a later point I got a longer toy, like a dildo but not sure what it'd be called, just something about 5 inches but about the same width as index finger, it felt much better. Eventually I finally got a legitimate dildo with the same length and thickness as an average dick, and it feels so much more intense and better than just jerking off. it hurt the very first time I used it, so I stopped, waiting about a week to be ready to try again, it being much better by then to the point where I used it like 3 days in a row. I've used it probably less than a dozen times by now, and I can stick it in easier compared to the beginning. I want to get one with more length and maybe some thickness at some point, but I don't want something too thick. I don't want to be some weirdo with a gaping asshole, still want mine to function normally and be tight still.

I do consider myself mostly straight, I've just come to rely value anal stimulation and how it feels.