Bubba and Johnny Ray were sitting' on the front porch

[charles-smythe]

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

[cslutt]

Johnny Ray retorted, "I'd love to hoe your ass, Bubba..."

[cslutt]

Bubba stood up, grabbed Johnny Ray's hand, and went inside....