Lego Laws

[Chaia]

This cracked me up! I thought some of you might get a kick out of it, too. I am posting the link to the "homosexuality" rules, but you can start on the homepage and see many more! WARNING: If you are a deeply religious person and are offended by satire directed at the judeo-christian tradition, this is not for you.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/homosexuality/lv18_22.html

[Azrael]

:bigrin: This made me smile.

[bigregory]

Thank God that im bisexual,(they were not on the list).
Very weird link. :bipride:

[DiamondDog]

That website is great.
Check out the "laws" section.

[NightHawk]

The Bible is such a marvel of wisdom and understanding.

Or is it just an incredibly primitive philosophy?

[Herbwoman39]

Hmm...let me see if I've got this right.

"Thou shalt not kill"

"Kill the homosexuals"

Does anyone else see the discrepency here?

Yeah, if it's different, kill it.

Sad.

[ophelia_in_red]

Hmm...let me see if I've got this right.

"Thou shalt not kill"

"Kill the homosexuals"

Does anyone else see the discrepency here?

Yeah, if it's different, kill it.

Sad.

People are inclined to over-emphasise this passage. In all fairness, you wouldn't make many babies having same-sex relations, and making babies was of prime importance at the time. (Make lots of people who worship Yahweh!) The fact that they didn't even have a word for "homosexual" (they have to resort to "man lying with another man as he would a woman") may indicate that they recognised the fluidity of sexuality. Certainly in many ancient traditions, it was okay for men to have sex with each other. The major issues was with a man choosing to be the "bottoming" partner, because that was choosing to be like a woman - and who on earth would want to do that? Traditionally, prejudice against homosexuals comes from prejudice against women.

[becksbolero]

I guess i'm morally unfit but i'd never have my neibours stone my kids to death.Then again if i lived in legoland i'd probably get stoned for building a person with both a vagina and a penis!

[littlerayofsunshine]

The one on sexual discharges is hilarious. Men have it lucky, only unclean for a day. While woman who menstruate are unclean for 14 days and then have to kill a bird for her sin of menstraution. Oh any who lays with her will unclean for a week. I love legos! This site is so funny. Ty Chaia, I need a good laugh. :tong:

[taz67156]

hey Chaia, I got a kick out of the site and found it funny useing pics of lego's for the ilistraightion.