joke

[charles-smythe]

Signs you are getting old:

1. You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.

2. You can live with out sex but not without glasses.

3. You are proud of your lawn mower.

4. Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.

5. You can sing along with elevator music.

6. Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, "Did I wake you up?"

[jem_is_bi]

Signs you are getting old:

1. You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.

2. You can live with out sex but not without glasses.

3. You are proud of your lawn mower.

4. Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.

5. You can sing along with elevator music.

6. Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, "Did I wake you up?"

Definitely, true to number 1 but I still need sex more than glasses. I treat my lawnmower badly and would be treated badly if I knew the words to any elevator music and tried to sing along to it. If any of my friends were dating someone half their age, it would be with a very big safety margin. I don't sleep as well as when young so I have to resist calling someone at 4 AM with that question.