Porn You Dislike

[PeninAZ]

Ever watch something and thought "Never Again," like you tried it, and you either hated it or just not favor it?

What is your least favorite porn? For reasons like entirely boring or too extreme, scary even? Or just not you?

For me, I love black lesbians and all, but the majority I find in porn are really centered on toys. Hey, if your a lesbian and toys work for you, I'm not wagging my finger, I just find more intimate body contact more enjoyable in porn. Toys just seem to distract, I don't know. Japanese porn is kinda disappointing as well, thumbnail previews look good, I always fall for it, knowing full well that Japan-born porn is censored.

The question "who doesn't love porn?" is kinda old now I think, and the more interesting question may be "what porn don't you like?"

[pole_smoker]

Porn where you can tell it's clearly edited, or they just replay the same scene/footage from different angles.

All the extreme anal sex in gay and hetero porns like where some man or woman gets gang fisted, or gang fucked and their ass gets stretched out and it looks like they're in lots of pain.

BDSM porns it's just boring and a lot of fake theatrics/role play.

Gay male, hetero, and bi porns where they use sex toys instead of sucking or taking a dick.

Lesbian porn is just plain boring at times. I get turned on by the women but not by the sex toys, and fake screaming/moaning.

[JaredT77]

You know you could have just responded to my Thread instead created a one like mine. Oh well. Great minds think a like.

I think the porn I hate the most is the amateur porn. The porn that looks so bad that it shows absolutely nothing because they just put the camera in one spot and record the couple having sex. What? Can't find somebody to hold the camera while the two of you fuck? Too shy?

Also, as much as I love femdom and strap-on porn, I fucking hate the porn where the women treat the men like shit and have no problem kicking him in the balls. Hard and literally. Really dude? You're just going to take that? How about be a man and tell her "no, I don't like that!" But I guess they do like that.

[JaredT77]

Porn where you can tell it's clearly edited, or they just replay the same scene/footage from different angles.

All the extreme anal sex in gay and hetero porns like where some man or woman gets gang fisted, or gang fucked and their ass gets stretched out and it looks like they're in lots of pain.

BDSM porns it's just boring and a lot of fake theatrics/role play.

Gay male, hetero, and bi porns where they use sex toys instead of sucking or taking a dick.

Lesbian porn is just plain boring at times. I get turned on by the women but not by the sex toys, and fake screaming/moaning.

Don't forget the porn where they show nothing. No cock or pussy.

[PeninAZ]

You know you could have just responded to my Thread instead created a one like mine. Oh well. Great minds think a like.
Did I not? Shoot, I ought to then! :)
Good to hit different angles fo the subject though.


Also, as much as I love femdom and strap-on porn, I fucking hate the porn where the women treat the men like shit and have no problem kicking him in the balls. Hard and literally. Really dude? You're just going to take that? How about be a man and tell her "no, I don't like that!" But I guess they do like that.
This is kinda where we cease thinking alike, as I love the submission, the dominance of women. It really is just so hot, I can't wait til I'm adopted by a Mistress, suffer at her pleasure (boy, I'm kind of a broken toy aren't I, lol).

[PeninAZ]

Don't forget the porn where they show nothing. No cock or pussy.

I don't even consider those to be "porn" more rather I just call them "adult films." The only time those are worth watching are lesbian or MFF-threesome scenes. I don't even really believe any real sex is going on between man and woman. Is the man even "in there"? Or is it just against her and hidden at by the angle of the camera?

[JaredT77]

Thanks for responding back to mine. I love femdom porn but I just hate the CBT of it. I just don't like it when the woman hurts the man by excessive means of hurting his dick. That just seems wrong. Personally I would not tolerate a woman hurting my dick.

[homebrew]

Fisting, sounding, BDSM, pain, inter-racial, "pro" films (it seems too fake...), pissing

[man4girlgirl4man]

Fake orgasms
Boob jobs
Hairy men in gay porn
Ugly men in gay porn
Extreme penetration and shots of gaping ass
Grandma Grandpa porn
Piss Poop or Pain - light bondage such as blindfolds handcuffs playful hair pulling and spanking and ass slapping are all turn ons if when done correctly. Lots of ropes full body bondage bondage or fucking machines are all way over the line and they're not sex what they are is violence and abuse disguised as sex
The big studio "features" they show on Playboy TV with the same starlets of the moment in every movie and most of them with ugly fake boob jobs too
Amateur and homemade porn of really bad quality that should have been deleted and re-shot by someone who knows how to do it
Gay bottoms getting fucked who don't have their dicks hard all the time.
Guys in gay straight bi and all other porn who need to jerk off their dicks for a long time before finally shooting their loads. Anything more than 10 seconds seems like 10 hours to me. BORING!!
A guy in a gay scene who obviously doesn't like to kiss another guys and pulls back in some way when the other guy tries to french kiss him open mouth style
Any kind of porn with a man who has a dick that isn't bigger than average. Let's call 8 inches the minimum size for a porn dick. Even though 7 something around 7 inches is generally considered to be above average size for a dick. Above average is a big dick to most girls and boys who have one in one of their openings. But porn dicks need to be above just above average. You don't see too many not big enough dicks in porn or at least I haven't, but they still pop up once in a while and they ruin the scene for me no matter how hot everything else and everybody else in that scene happens to be otherwise.

I think I got pretty much all of the stuff I consider to be bad - or worse than just bad - porn. I love hot porn and I don't waste my time on any porn that's less than hot. Not sure if this is a good thing however since being a porn snob means watching way way too much of it.

[NakedInSeattle]

Man4, that's a huge list of things you don't like. It would have been easier to list what you DO like.
I hate anything where someone (male or female) is demeaned or treated with less than total respect.
Other than that, children and body waste are also a big turn off.

[JaredT77]

I honestly don't have too much porn that I don't like. I just hate the fake shit, redubbed over and over shit, and the adult movies that show nothing.

[BiFiHotspot]

Scat. No Shit (literally)

[mnTIMIDguy]

I find no appeal in piss/shit.

I'm not a proctologist, so I have no interest in inspecting an anus.

And I find it a terrible waste to see what could be very sexy black guys porn that has some gangsta theme imposed on it. Are there no preppy black guys?


By the way....the term "double penetration" (hot!) should not apply if one of the penetrations is oral.

Also....where did all the rimming come from? I don't remember seeing it much until the last few years. Was I not paying attention?

[jem_is_bi]

Male on male anal does nothing for me. If my dick was hard before watching, it would wilt and be soft afterwards.
I am not into sex involving shit as well.

[sysper]

By the way....the term "double penetration" (hot!) should not apply if one of the penetrations is oral.what if both penetrations are oral lol