darkeyes......Scots invented Copulation!!!!

[tenni]

darkeyes & Gearbox

Who knew?

The Scots invented copulation!!

Missionary position came later…maybe between a Scot and Welsh …lol (no idea who was on top ;) )


http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-29661446

[cuttin2dachase]

Have you heard the story of the Englishman, the Scotsman and the mermaid? It seems the 2 shipmates stumbled out of a beachside pub and are staggering down the beach to the pier where their ship is moored. Upon seeing a gorgeous, busty mermaid lying in the sand, the Englishman asks "have ye ever been kissed and cuddled?" The mermaid says 'no' so the Englishman takes her in his arms and gives her a long kiss, then proceeds down the shore. The Scotsman says "have ye ever been screwed?" Again she says 'no'. The Scotsman, as he's walking away to catch up to his mate, says "well ye are screwed now, lass...the tide's oot !"

[darkeyes]

darkeyes & Gearbox

Who knew?

The Scots invented copulation!!

Missionary position came later…maybe between a Scot and Welsh …lol (no idea who was on top ;) )


http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-29661446
I kno... dunno who wos on top... wy shud ne1 b? U nev had standie up nookie. Sideways? Kneesie? And oral dusn't need top or bottom.. even doin' 69! Ther r otha ways 2... but we do like our fun.... an' trust me.. so do the Welsh.. had me moments wiv 1 or 2 of them an all. Or they did wiv me.. depends on ya perspective.. ;)

Cudnt get the link to work but wosnt it summat they found in the Hebrides? Oldest known fossilised shag? Do memba it but the memory is a tadge hazy...:tongue: And u shud kno by now; girl who is almost 5 months pregnant has a brain like scrambled eggs!:eek2:

[tenni]

Fran
I had to copy and past to get to the article. There is even an animation of the Scottish ancestors copulating ..lake creatures apparently.

Side way copulating apparently came first before missionary...let alone oral sex...lol

Scientists believe they have discovered the origin of copulation.
An international team of researchers says a fish called Microbrachius dicki is the first-known animal to stop reproducing by spawning and instead mate by having sex.
The primitive bony fish, which was about 8cm long, lived in ancient lakes about 385 million years ago in what is now Scotland.
The research is published in the journal Nature (http://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nature13825).
Continue reading the main story (http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-29661446#story_continues_2)“Start Quote
They couldn't have done it in a 'missionary position'”
Prof John LongFlinders University
Lead author Prof John Long, from Flinders University in Australia, said: "We have defined the very point in evolution where the origin of internal fertilisation in all animals began.
"That is a really big step."
Prof Long added that the discovery was made as he was looking through a box of ancient fish fossils.
He noticed that one of the M. dicki specimens had an odd L-shaped appendage. Further investigation revealed that this was the male fish's genitals.
"The male has large bony claspers. These are the grooves that they use to transfer sperm into the female," explained Prof Long.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78356000/jpg/_78356320_image3.jpgMicrobrachius dicki fossils are common - but nobody noticed the sexual organs until now
The female fish, on the other hand, had a small bony structure at their rear that locked the male organ into place.
Constrained by their anatomy, the fish probably had to mate side by side.
"They couldn't have done it in a 'missionary position'," said Prof Long. "The very first act of copulation was done sideways, square-dance style."
He added that the fish were able to stay in position with the help of their small arm-like fins.
"The little arms are very useful to link the male and female together, so the male can get this large L-shaped sexual organ into position to dock with the female's genital plates, which are very rough like cheese graters.
"They act like Velcro, locking the male organ into position to transfer sperm."
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/78356000/jpg/_78356660_image2.jpgCopulation using this method did not stay around for long - fish reverted to spawning
Surprisingly, the researchers think this first attempt to reproduce internally was not around for long.
As fish evolved, they reverted back to spawning, in which eggs and sperm to fertilise them are released into the water by female and male creatures respectively. It took another few million years for copulation to make a come-back, reappearing in ancestors of sharks and rays.
Commenting on the research, Dr Matt Friedman, from the University of Oxford, UK, said: "The placoderm group (which includes Microbrachius dicki) is a well known group - the fossils are pretty common, and it's not as if this one was found in some far-off, exotic part of the world. It was found in Scotland.
"It is very remarkable that we haven't noticed this before."

[tenni]

Practise your breathing exercises Fran :) :) hugs

[darkeyes]

Always, luffly man.. always..:love87:

[darkeyes]

Tenni, I wos 1ce called pond life...Kate's bf wen she packed him in for lil ole me... he called me worse.. her too... wy do peeps not accept that ther relationship has ended? Wy can't they accept things wiv more dignity?

[Realist]

Wow! They even had cute little aviator sunglasses, too!

That's so Cool!

[Realist]

Wow! They even had cute little aviator sunglasses, too!

That's so Cool!

Have you got a pair of them cool glasses, Miss Fran?

[Gearbox]

Well it's no surprise at all that the Scots invented vjj's, knobs and vadge penetration. Am not sure who invented anal, but I reckon it was them too.
It prob happened a few hours later after some filthy talk going on in a sub/dom underwater cavern in Loch Ness.......which was prob called Monster....hence the misunderstanding 1000's years later.:rolleyes:
It all makes sense now!YAY!

[Neonaught]

There is something deeply and seriously wrong with some of you...and I *like* it!

[darkeyes]

Wow! They even had cute little aviator sunglasses, too!

That's so Cool!

Have you got a pair of them cool glasses, Miss Fran?Nope... have never found owt 2 do wiv flying "cool".... have found them 'bout as cool as a smelly ole pair of wellies! Do however have ratha fetching burgundy placcie framed Yves Saint Laurent prescription sunspecs.. not needed at this time of year except 2 pose... ;) Also of course have me ver sexy ski goggles wich I wear wile on slopes of the Cairngorms... or more usually the cafes n bars... I much prefer the luffly Kate 2 do the scooting down mountains... Wen I do, I am invariably scooting down on me arse! So I much prefer to flirt, look nice an sip plonk wer I cant make a fool of mesel.... :impleased

...and Gear? Just kno that we have a very good conceit of ourselves.. if a Scot didn't invent it, it wosn't worth inventing ;)!!! An' nip into any Edinburgh Woollen Mill shop.... an' ther ya can buy the tea towel wich proves it!:cutelaugh