changes

[Reprob8]

ten biggest changes after coming out to your wife.

1.You no longer get hit in the ribs when a cute girl walks by.
2.You can openly cry when watching terms of endearment or steel magnolias.
3.Your wife no longer questions why you always choose the ugliest doctor for your prostate exams.
4.YOU want to be one of Kathy Griffins “GAYS”
5.You can bring your Bee Gee’s and Elton John albums out of the closet with you.
6.You now get hit in the ribs when a cute guy walks by.


I could only come up with 6, someone fill in the blanks

[Greywolf269]

Possible #7 U and ur wife argue over who saw him first, u or her.
What do u think?

[Brian]

LOL. A beautiful list.

[jedinudist]

? 8- you want her opinion on the guy you're thinking of getting friendly with :D

[biandu]

#9.. You flip a coin to see who gets the biggest dildo tonight

[Greywolf269]

#10 who calls 911 to c the sexy firemen? Do u fight over the phone and let ur house burn down?

[Reprob8]

11. You get lost while driving because she keeps telling you to go straight.

[Reprob8]

12. You order the Birdcage, Pricilla queen of the desert and too wong fu from netflix.

[Reprob8]

13. you both think John Leguizamo looks hot in a dress.

[littlerayofsunshine]

# 14 You argue who is the top or on the bottom. Or You both can complain of a headache.

[Reprob8]

Possible #7 U and ur wife argue over who saw him first, u or her.
What do u think?

now thats funny

[cchalmer]

Possible #7 U and ur wife argue over who saw him first, u or her.
What do u think?

Never mind arguing over who saw him first.....how about arguing over who gets to give him a blowjob first.......

[Just_Gem]

(don't remember what # this is) LOL
You argue over who gets the puter 1st in the morning to cum to this site!! :bigrin:

Gemm :flag1:

[Reprob8]

The saying "what a cute couple" takes on new meaning

[qiangqiang]

14# Your wife will no longer question your use of a lifelike vibrators (https://acmejoy.com/products/10-vibrating-6-telescopic-modes-lifelike-thrusting-vibrating-silicone-realistic-dildo). That is how you experience and improve the prostate!

[dan.woodlawn]

15, you can help your wife with your gaydar...or bifocals

[Trione]

She starts to point out guys she think you would like