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pole_smoker
Nov 6, 2014, 5:19 PM
Guys, where's the strangest place you have ever busted your nut?

I mean you jerked off and busted your nut. Not that you had sex with another person or people.

For me it would be in the woods while camping, or in a shower at a campground.

billybear47
Nov 6, 2014, 5:42 PM
In the church basement as I was getting fucked

pole_smoker
Nov 6, 2014, 5:53 PM
In the church basement as I was getting fucked
What sort of church was it?

Who were you having sex with?

That's an odd story but it doesn't really apply as you were having sex at the time.

Hypersexual11
Nov 6, 2014, 8:12 PM
On the drive to work, into a frisbee.

pole_smoker
Nov 6, 2014, 8:18 PM
On the drive to work, into a frisbee.
I forgot about doing it in a car once. I wasn't driving but pulled over and came in a tissue thinking about a tight Asian woman's vag.

JaredT77
Nov 6, 2014, 8:42 PM
I served 14 years in the Navy, there has been plenty of times during a deployment, I would go to a storage space where we kept our mooring lines and I would unzip my coveralls and masturbate. Sometimes if I woke up early in the morning before reveille, I would strip completely naked and masturbate.

semod
Nov 7, 2014, 6:31 AM
In my deer stand. Oh, and season is coming up soon. I'll probably do it again.

striker62
Nov 7, 2014, 7:06 AM
I worked as a security guard for a week in a high rise office building. 3 times in an unoccupied office and the last night on the roof of the parking garage. I stripped down naked and walked around a bit then jerked off.

vaddieman
Nov 7, 2014, 7:40 AM
As a young boy about 13 I used to stick it in my mom's Electrolux vacuum, turn it on, put my little cock in the hose end and I would cum in about 10 seconds, Did this almost every day for about a year before my cock got to big for the metal hose end.

DesertRat
Nov 7, 2014, 7:57 AM
I served 14 years in the Navy, there has been plenty of times during a deployment, I would go to a storage space where we kept our mooring lines and I would unzip my coveralls and masturbate. Sometimes if I woke up early in the morning before reveille, I would strip completely naked and masturbate.

When I was in basic I jerked off in the drill sergeants office. He put me in there to clean it and then took off to do something else. What's a young private to do when there was a big stack of playboys and hadn't had any release in weeks. He apparently didn't notice that his office wasn't very clean.

Jonesy0030
Nov 7, 2014, 3:50 PM
Have a DVD player in my car, was watching porn whilst driving so had a wank on the way to work while driving past other cars

cuttin2dachase
Nov 9, 2014, 10:04 PM
When I was a teen, I had a thing for sneaking out of the house late at night and jacking off outside. Sometimes I'd lean back against the wall directly underneath my sleeping parents' upstairs window. One of them would have had to open the window, stick their head out and look straight down to catch me at it. Other times when all the next door neighbors' lights were out and there was no virtually no traffic on the roads around my small town neighborhood, I would get bold and sneak down a short path through the woods behind our home to a dark adjacent street. There were no houses within a quarter mile and I'd stand on the center line of the road and stroke off. If a car came from either direction, I had plenty of time to haul ass back into the woods. If they saw anything it would be only a glimpse of my bare ass disappearing into the woods. It happened a couple of times and just added to my excitement. I felt so naughty !

The naughty masturbation thing carried over to college. I lived in an apartment complex on the 3rd floor. A few times when my roommates were out and I was without a date and horny, I went out onto the balcony nude after dark. My lower body was hidden by the solid structure on all 3 sides of the balcony. I could slowly and subtly get myself off with a minimal chance of any of my across-the-way neighbors noticing anything other than a bare-chested guy standing on his balcony. I did, however have to listen out for both my upstairs neighbors coming outside onto the adjoining balconies. It never happened, but I had planned how I'd quickly duck down and get back inside if it did happen LOL. From the earliest days of self pleasuring myself, I almost always came in the palm of my other hand then licked and slurped down all my cum. Even naughtier !!

I grew out of that phase once I'd fully blossomed in college and started getting laid fairly regularly by coeds I dated and cougars who picked me up in the college bars. After college, as a wild bachelor on my own and through 2 marriages, my infrequent masturbation as an adult has mostly happened quietly in a locked bathroom in front of the mirror. Only occasionally have I gone outdoors expressly to masturbate LOL