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DuckiesDarling
Aug 25, 2014, 12:17 AM
If you came with a warning label??? What would it be?
Mine: Use care when mixing with alcohol.
CaptAhab
Aug 25, 2014, 12:24 AM
In case of emergency-break the glass
Visexual
Aug 25, 2014, 5:03 AM
Always read expiration date!
void()
Aug 25, 2014, 8:34 AM
He who runs with scissors
Gearbox
Aug 25, 2014, 8:44 AM
:!:Finds sarcasm clever & funny!:!:
Realist
Aug 25, 2014, 11:57 AM
Don't waste time with those who take you down, but with those who raise you up!
FroggyTwanger
Aug 25, 2014, 12:18 PM
If erection persists more than four hours, call the doctor.
nomorenomore
Aug 25, 2014, 6:35 PM
If erection persists for more than four hours, call me!
salemite43
Aug 25, 2014, 9:02 PM
Keep away from flames! Extremely volatile in the presence of politics and religion.
sysper
Aug 25, 2014, 9:30 PM
objects in mirror maybe smaller than they appear
DuckiesDarling
Aug 25, 2014, 11:24 PM
giggling, keep em cumming guys :)
2bi2Bboring
Aug 26, 2014, 12:31 AM
Mind the Gap!
NevadaGhost
Aug 26, 2014, 3:04 AM
just ask politely!
Long Duck Dong
Aug 26, 2014, 3:08 AM
may cause irritation, handle with care
by~his~side
Aug 26, 2014, 10:52 AM
"Some settling of contents may have occurred"
Beta31
Aug 26, 2014, 1:04 PM
Slippery when wet
Emotional Masochist
Aug 27, 2014, 10:36 PM
"eats too much"... buffets are good choice for dinner:). or as my girlfriend says"does not play well with others"
void()
Aug 28, 2014, 12:29 AM
may cause irritation, handle with care
*runs along with scissors in hand, juggles LDD as he runs with a wide grin on his face* "Care? Wots that? Me worry?"
Love you LDD. Guess old codgers like us were cut for another time. *shakes noggin* Folks nowadays are skeered of running with sharp things. Find I tend to be a real cut up about it myself. ;) :tong: