Realist
Apr 26, 2014, 11:08 PM
The players: David; an arrogant asshole, who enjoys beating up, humiliating, and sponging off of women.
Patty: Sweet, caring, sensual girl, who finally had enough of David and left him.
Rick: Ex Air Force, decorated medic, calm, cool-headed, Patty's new lover.
Scene: Rick and Patty coming out of a theater...they see David with a girl, who has no idea who she's with. They're in line to get tickets.
As R&P approach David and the unsuspecting girl, David calls out to them, "Hey Rick, how do you like that old, used, pussy?"
Rick calmly replies, "Why, you ignorant dip-shit, it's just fine...the part I'm into, has never been touched!"
Later, Patty runs into the girl she saw David with. The girl says she left David that night, after he exhibited such crude manners, embarrassing her, with so many people around!
After that, David couldn't BUY a date!
Anyone else got a good comeback?
Patty: Sweet, caring, sensual girl, who finally had enough of David and left him.
Rick: Ex Air Force, decorated medic, calm, cool-headed, Patty's new lover.
Scene: Rick and Patty coming out of a theater...they see David with a girl, who has no idea who she's with. They're in line to get tickets.
As R&P approach David and the unsuspecting girl, David calls out to them, "Hey Rick, how do you like that old, used, pussy?"
Rick calmly replies, "Why, you ignorant dip-shit, it's just fine...the part I'm into, has never been touched!"
Later, Patty runs into the girl she saw David with. The girl says she left David that night, after he exhibited such crude manners, embarrassing her, with so many people around!
After that, David couldn't BUY a date!
Anyone else got a good comeback?