What the fork ????????????

[Long Duck Dong]

Sex is a wonderful tool, the ability to spoon together, ladle out lots of loving, bowl people over with our sexual prowess, whisk up a quick orgy or two.......... but mmmmm the link I found, has me seriously asking just what the fork this guy was up to

10cm-fork-removed-from-mans-penis (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9060315/10cm-fork-removed-from-mans-penis)

[Annika L]

Holy...fucking...OMG PEOPLE!! I mean, was this a misguided attempt to "keep it up?" I hear Viagra works wonders...although flatwear is probably cheaper. Took me a while to realize that 10cm is only 4 inches...but still...IT WASN'T VISIBLE FROM THE OUTSIDE!! Two showers, and a night's sleep from now, I may forgive you for sharing this LDD. But for tonight....GAAAHHHH!!

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

I was afraid ta open it...lol Maybe he took Meat tenderizer too much to heart..snicker. OW.
Cat

[curious44]

It's probably more common that you would imagine. This is an extreme case and the guy wasn't too smart when it came to toy selection. There are commercially manufactured urethral toys just like there are butt plugs and other sex toys. Medical fetishists often insert catheters as part of their play and there are also E-Stim electrodes designed for urethral insertion. I have a home made urethral electrode made from a 20fr catheter. It's very effective. Only the tip is conductive and the sensations change dramatically as it's moved in or out. As long as everything is kept sterile you'll be fine. Just use your head. Like anal sex, if it hurts, stop. And don't force it. For more: http://www.zity.biz/forum/ This site covers all kinds of kinky stuff and the members are knowledgeable and civil.

[Annika L]

It's probably more common that you would imagine. This is an extreme case and the guy wasn't too smart when it came to toy selection. There are commercially manufactured urethral toys just like there are butt plugs and other sex toys. Medical fetishists often insert catheters as part of their play and there are also E-Stim electrodes designed for urethral insertion. I have a home made urethral electrode made from a 20fr catheter. It's very effective. Only the tip is conductive and the sensations change dramatically as it's moved in or out. As long as everything is kept sterile you'll be fine. Just use your head. Like anal sex, if it hurts, stop. And don't force it. For more: http://www.zity.biz/forum/ This site covers all kinds of kinky stuff and the members are knowledgeable and civil.

It's not the concept that freaked me out...it was the specifics. A fork (!). Not visible from outside (!). You can relate it to common fetishes all you want...but I think "This is an extreme case and the guy wasn't too smart when it came to toy selection" is a massive understatement.

[curious44]

I get your point. I wasn't arguing with you or contradicting anyone else who commented in this thread. Just trying to add to the conversation.

[i_shoot_blanks]

How in hell ....... I had a cystoscopy (guess that's the way you spell it) not too long ago and, even with lydecane (spelling again) injected first, NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL!!!!

[elian]

Search your favorite pr0n engine for "sounding" - you won't find me doing this but apparently there are many people with this type of fetish. Of course, most people use things that are actually shaped like a urethra. If he's big enough to accommodate a dinner fork I'd like to see the girth.

I'm sure some people who work in the ER could tell us some stories.