Funny Fart Stories

[tenni]

“I was in labour with my daughter and preparing to push and father looks at me and said ok babe now push like this!! *grunts* and ripped one off so loud the nurse jumped.”


http://www.danoah.com/2013/07/horrifying-panty-burps-vol-5.html


Why are fart stories so funny?


What is your favourite fart story?

PS..Yes, I know has it gotten to this base level of sophistication? Yep ;)

[R. R. Wayne]

I farted while sitting next to my dog on the couch and she jumped. It was funny if you were there.

[Realist]

Dogs are sneaky farters!

They will let one go, then look at you, like it's YOUR fault the air's so polluted!

Mine never accepts the ownership of her farts!

[dickhand]

Occasionally , our dog would gift us with a rather potent air biscuit . Poor thing did get blamed for far more than was his due though . Even when he wasn't in the room . A neat trick indeed !

[NjbiGuy01]

It's funny when a vagina farts too...with the right gal :)