What's the "official method" for measuring cock?

[R. R. Wayne]

Obviously, this is tongue in cheek. If I push hard on the ruler, I add at least an inch and go from 4.5 to 5.5 inches. How do you guys take a measurement of your valuable asset?

[Long Duck Dong]

with a hard on...... :tongue:

the generally accepted method is with a ruler or other measuring tool resting against the public bone on top of the penis and you measure from there to the tip..... however I agree with the ladies.... there is no point in trying to make out you have a V8 if you drive like a granny in a morris minor ( car ) with the handbrake on....

[OverNeath]

The first thing to take into account is whether you measure in standard or metric (metric numbers are MUCH bigger:tongue:)
As far as measuring from the pubic bone to the tip..What about those od us that are curved upward? how are we supposed to account for the curve. We dont want to get short changed because of a curve..ha ha

Actually, I have never done an "official" measurement,but, judging from what I've read, I'm massively......average..lol
I really dont think it realy matters to most women or male partners as long as its functional and used well,although, some folks,male and female, are fixated on huge cocks. If thats the case....Move along, nothing to see here. :tongue:

[Realist]

Before the advent of the Internet, a bisexual friend was more than a little interested in being with a guy of astronomical size. He found an ad for a fellow who proclaimed he was extremely well-hung and was looking for a happy ending. My friend responded to the ad and they met for what was hoped to be a thrilling night.

The next day, he called me and I asked if the guy was as big as he hoped?

He replied that he was sorely disappointed...I asked why?

He said that, apparently, the guy was taking his erection's measurements beginning at his asshole!

Other than that, he didn't want to discuss the meeting!

[Long Duck Dong]

lol overneath.... had a friend that used to admit that he was only 4.8 inches, to the ladies and then one day, he turned up with a lady and guys being guys, the talk got a lil risque and a discussion about about what size was bigger and if long and thin or short and thick was better.... so we asked the lady for her expert opinion and she just smiled and said curved.....

turns out that he was longer than 4.8 inches but with a pronounced curve that meant he put pressure in a place that the ladies and some guys loved....

so consider yourself short changed if you want lol... but straight is not all its cracked up to be at times.... and yes the puns intended too lol....

[sudsy_0550]

it is not the size of the wand that counts it is the magic behind it..

[OverNeath]

@LDD. I have had many women tell me that the curve in my cock DOES hit them in all the right places. I have never felt "shortchanged" What I have is what I have, no changing that,so I am happy for the curve. It works for me..lol

[devil_squid]

Use a soft cloth ruler, like those used for sewing. You can measure up, left, right, downward bends. Duckie is correct, measure from the bone, press into the skin. Check this site out: http://www.penishealth.com I'm around 7" (17.78cm) length and 5.5" (13.97) girth (around the penis connecting the loose end, with no slack, to the number).