NAMES for YOUR cock, his cock or her pussy

[rodman2005]

My cock has been called Johnager but prefer to call him Roger; Jolly Roger.

Do you have a petname for your dick?

What about your mate's privates?

[elian]

"congressman" ? - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner

-snickers-

[Chris98-12]

Mr Pokey! My wonderful girlfriend came up with that one and it has stuck ever since...it is like he is the third person in the relationship!

[Plumhead2]

Otis, as in the elevator. Do I have to draw you a picture?!!! And puhnani for her. Just slips off the lips.

[firebird19]

FRED !

[Erotinaughty]

I have never "objectified" my cock although a former girlfriend once asked me if "it" had a name and off the top of my head I replied: "Yes, The Iron Dinosaur." Thankfully that never caught on.

[ashleecummings]

I will name my cock shorty...

[Basin_Bouy]

My GF calls my Penis her "Blueberry Glaze"

[Abiguypilot]

My wife named him Capt. Kirk because he boldly goes where no man has gone before.

[chapsmccall]

fred i dont want hi to intimidate any one

[mrwiggles]

"mrwiggles"

[Ja&Ve]

I call my strap on "Pedro". The pussy is "Ms. Kitty"

[imbi2]

how about big mac and the oh so tasty mcmuffin?

[Annika L]

I've always found the practice of naming body parts to be strange and off-putting. It's up there with parents calling *each other* "mommy" and "daddy". Just seems to indicate a strange separation from your body and/or situation. It's also up there with women referring to their breasts as "the girls". Sheesh, people.

[newlynymphos]

While I agree with Annika, my cock has been referred to as "Mr Happy" on occasion :) Usually only when swinging to "break the ice" with a new person/couple :)

[Annika L]

While I agree with Annika, my cock has been referred to as "Mr Happy" on occasion :) Usually only when swinging to "break the ice" with a new person/couple :)

LOL, newly. I promise I won't blame your cock for what people call it. :tongue:

[NakedInSeattle]

Me "hoss" and her "rose bud"

[darkeyes]

LOL, newly. I promise I won't blame your cock for what people call it. :tongue::cutelaugh.. I more often call guys after their cock than wonder what name they attach to it.. cudn't give a sod 'bout that name... espesh wen I am blaming them or irritated by them for something:tongue::impleased.. sometimes just cos they r:cutelaugh...

Do I have a name for puss? No, I don't!!! Puss is wot it is, not wot it's named... did have kinda wen I wos a tot but that wos the name me mum and dad had me call it.. but at 4 I grew up and it became vagina.. well, kind of.. mostly it became fanny... and fanny it still is 'cept for the occasions I call it puss.. most yanks think I am talking bout me arse wen I call it fanny.. well chaps.. it isn't.. me fanny is me puss.. and it is wot it is.. not wot it is called:eek2:...

I never call puss the C word... never ever.. I am just too nice and well brought up:impleased... and being well brought up.. wud nev call ne of u lot the C word either... shows just how nice I really am;)...

[newlynymphos]

Just so fun reading your posts darkeyes! You write like you'd speak! And I love British comedy, and have heard "fanny" used referring to what we call a "pussy" :) (only said "British" cause so far as I know, Scotland is still a part of the UK, unless the current voting has changed that!?).

[darkeyes]

Just so fun reading your posts darkeyes! You write like you'd speak! And I love British comedy, and have heard "fanny" used referring to what we call a "pussy" :) (only said "British" cause so far as I know, Scotland is still a part of the UK, unless the current voting has changed that!?).
Wy ty for the nice words, Newlynymph..the vote is several months off and we are still British citizens for a while at least... am no nationalist.. but if the pro union (of wich I am a part technically) lobby don't watch ther step, they gonna blow it cos they r acting and arguing and prancing about like a buncha pricks just getting on peeps tits.. so polls narrow every week and from my pointa view.. not in a gud way! But no matta.. we will always be Brits.. after all we live in the British Isles... even the Irish are Brits if u look at it that way.. tho I know that horrifies them and most wud deny it ver strenuously:tongue:.. serpently those in the south. O well.. nev mind.:eek2:. :love87:

[newlynymphos]

Wy ty for the nice words, Newlynymph..the vote is several months off and we are still British citizens for a while at least... am no nationalist.. but if the pro union (of wich I am a part technically) lobby don't watch ther step, they gonna blow it cos they r acting and arguing and prancing about like a buncha pricks just getting on peeps tits.. so polls narrow every week and from my pointa view.. not in a gud way! But no matta.. we will always be Brits.. after all we live in the British Isles... even the Irish are Brits if u look at it that way.. tho I know that horrifies them and most wud deny it ver strenuously:tongue:.. serpently those in the south. O well.. nev mind.:eek2:. :love87:

Well I love the BBC, much better news than the crap we have here! I'm of Scottish and German descent, and its I interesting to hear about other nations' problems besides our own! :)

[darkeyes]

Well I love the BBC, much better news than the crap we have here! I'm of Scottish and German descent, and its I interesting to hear about other nations' problems besides our own! :)
Don't mind Auntie Beeb, hun, for news and current affairs but far and away the best we have is Channel4... have huge affection for Auntie, but of recent years it has come to be run by pricks (yep.. that cock word again) and has begun to bow to pressure now and again from govt.. C4 though also owned publicly has an independence journalists at the beeb would die for since it is a publicly owned commercial telly station run by far fewer pricks.. no, that isn't a contradiction in terms... am not quite as fond of C4 as I am of the beeb, but do respect its news and current affairs output in a way that I no longer do Auntie's

All this is a rather tenuous connection wiv the thread.. all these upper crust nobs educated at public schools who run Auntie and who no doubt double barrel ther cock's names... posey dickheads... am off out.. cya:love87:

[void()]

At times I tend to call my little todger, Joe. But then some days I call
myself on whole, Joe, or Bob, Frank, George, Jim, Boy, Buddy, "Hey You",
Tommy, Smitty, anything but my rightful name. So in essence I really
don't name my todger, just now and again call it Joe. It is a penis, or
a cock on really bland days, which oddly most are any more. *shrugs*