Adventures in online sex dating......

[maggie1974]

Recently I joined a UK based online sex dating site. The site is very good (I will not name it here for discretionary reasons), however in the week since joining I received literally hundreds of messages, ranging from the very polite and nice to the downright crude (no I didn't want that particular gentleman to deffecate in my mouth, really I didn't lol) along with lots of "do you wanna chat" messages which are fine. I also wasn't sure about the gentleman that asked if he could wipe my face with his dirty underpants either :rolleyes:, honestly would I really go for it on a first message? - get to know me and maybe we'd talk about it lol.

I wondered if anyone else has joined a similar site or sites and has any funny stories to share about the daft messages they received?

[DuckiesDarling]

Wasn't really an online sex site.. it was here actually. No matter how I stated i wasn't here for hookups I continually got messages from males in my home state who wanted to meet up for sex.. they were here, according to profile, to find MEN and didn't want wife to know yet they pm'd a woman. Made a lot of sense.. changed profile while I was in NZ on a trip to meet my real life partner. Got a message with a phone number asking me to call to hookup... changed that day to NZ and haven't had a problem since.

[ldner]

Recently I joined a UK based online sex dating site. The site is very good (I will not name it here for discretionary reasons), however in the week since joining I received literally hundreds of messages, ranging from the very polite and nice to the downright crude (no I didn't want that particular gentleman to deffecate in my mouth, really I didn't lol) along with lots of "do you wanna chat" messages which are fine. I also wasn't sure about the gentleman that asked if he could wipe my face with his dirty underpants either :rolleyes:, honestly would I really go for it on a first message? - get to know me and maybe we'd talk about it lol.

I wondered if anyone else has joined a similar site or sites and has any funny stories to share about the daft messages they received?
Dear God Maggie, have none of these blokes heard about the winter norovirus bug.

[centillini]

well my experiance is, craigs list is full of prostitues, and majority of sites are fakes

[maggie1974]

Dear God Maggie, have none of these blokes heard about the winter norovirus bug.



:yikes2: lol

[Gearbox]

I get mistaken for some kinda 21yo sex robot from the future by power bottoms. Not only do I need to cum multiple times, fek for hours without tea breaks, twiddle the right bits n bobs while 'impaling' them, but also have to sleep with my 24/7 rock hard cock inside them all night, then start again in the morning.:rolleyes:
Bit much for a first date IMO. No mention of chocs n flowers either.lol