Bah Humbug!

[welickit]

Merry Christmas





Money’s short

Times are hard

Here’s your fuckin

Christmas Card

T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse,

Mom at the whore house
Dad smoking grass
I’d just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

Then out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter.

Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick!

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer


He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
Have a hell of a night.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Here, have a cookie. Come sit on My lap and tell me what you'd like for Christmas...lol But please know that I'm a "Pegger" so be careful how ya sit...lol
Cat

[itsmeandyou]

VERY quite indeed !

[chook]

HO HO FUCKING HO !!!!!!!!!!


Cheers Chook :yikes2:

[itsmeandyou]

VERY quite indeed !

I can't even imagine what the Hell I was trying to write here. CRAZY !

[cornholejoe]

like to sit on cats lap or better yet straddle her lap

[welickit]

You and my wife would get along well cat, she has a couple of strap on's.

[twoforone16]

Can I sit on your wife lap?