Unusual sex toys

[R. R. Wayne]

As a teenager I discoverd that my dad's electric vibrating sander was a great cock stimulating device. Recently I discovered that the hose going to the wand on my power washer vibrates. I have been known to keep the hose between my legs and let it get me off while power washing the driveway. I often wonder is others do the same thing or get gratification from power tools.

[welickit]

I had a girlfriend that would stand at the corner of the clothes dryer and press her pussy against it while it was running and she would get so wet she would soak through her pants. I asked her if she used the washer also and she said no because it had the wrong rhythm and didn't provide the warmth like the dryer did.

[gen11]

I've seen a porn clip of a woman having a helluva time with a vacuum cleaner hose . . . and I've used the handle of an upright as a dildo with it running. But for toys I like the adult store offerings a lot more.

[elian]

If you like power tools, try this one:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cougar-rotary-electric-vibrator-B3-1000-1A-4-/230891944773

..LOL..sorry I couldn't resist the title.

I remember one summer when I was a young teen boy with waay too many hormones and could still have multiple orgasms with no refractory period the vacuum hose and I got along just fine. Probably a lot healthier than getting anyone pregnant at that age although I doubt that I really could have. I really don't think I would do that now because it is very easy to physically damage yourself with too much suction pressure. I've also seen a few of those pr0n videos using old fashioned milking machines and always wondered about it. Toys are fun but maybe no substitute for a real partner, mmm..or using them WITH a partner..

Maybe it's an unfair generalization but I think a lot of guys when they were young and horny have have probably tried sticking "rudely" shaped things where they were never really intended to go.. ;)

..a very red (blushes) E

[FunE1]

Okay... the strangest "toy" I've ever seen used (seen, mind you, not actually used) has been...

A pickup truck.

Yes, you read that correctly.

A buddy of mine showed me some home-made vids he received from an online mate of his who would go out in the woods with a buddy of his and hang, naked, from the end of the truck in a specially-made harness while the other dude spun the rear tires in mud puddles. Or he would hang so that his penis was in/near the tail pipe while driver would rev the engine.

Now, personally (and embarrassingly) the most unusual things I've use would have to be various fruit/food stuffs -- both to penetrate and to penetrate with.

[good93]

I've used numerous dollar store items like little gel sleeves to comb handles. The most unusual thing would have to be a barbie doll. I was a a friends house and that was what he used and I must admit it felt pretty good

[BiJoe696]

Built a quite effective double dildo Fuckin machine out of an item sold for over $200 as a foot massager that I found in a garage sale. Great in & out action and variable speeds with heavy duty motor.

[comfyme]

Hi everyone. neet posts ;o) have ya'll heard of a Sybian its a barrell like machine made for woman but a man can ride it as well. Most woman in the demos I have seen have a very difficult time standing up after a ride on one. In any case they also make a toy for us boys its called a Venus 2000, talk about a jack off machine this thing looks terrific. I wish I had one to try out. Ahhh but the cost is way outa site. I suspose I'll just stick to my inexpensive adult store manually run sleeve.