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Nedsome
Dec 2, 2012, 2:38 PM
I was at home alone unsupervised with my laptop and was manually typing in the address for this site and the search engine displayed “bisexual symptoms”. I couldn’t resist exploring a little and here is a small sample extraction of a large listing about the subject. I think it is an interesting cesspool (J) of information presented for your review, entertainment and /or comments if you wish. Too massive to post all this good info.
From “The Q&A wiki” I extracted this: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_bisexual_symptoms (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_bisexual_symptoms) “What are bisexual symptoms? Answer:Bisexuality is not an illness so it doesn't have symptoms. Most people are bisexual to a greater or lesser extend. Very few pople are exclusively attracted to just one sex. Most people do only ever have sex or form releationships with one sex (the opposite sex if they are "straight" or their own sex if they are "gay"). But most people are also able to recognise whether members of the sex that they don't have relationships with are "attractive" or not. Active bisexuals generally prefer one sex but may also have sexual relationships with the other sex. To put it simply they are straight but they are also gay. So, if you find yourself going out with girls and having a good sexual relationship with them but you also find yourself glancing at guys and wishing you could have sex with them too it may just be idle curiosity but it might also mean that you are probably bisexual.” bisexual
Another one: http://www.medhelp.org/tags/show/14639/bisexual (http://www.medhelp.org/tags/show/14639/bisexual) “Information, Symptoms, Treatments and Resources” “HOCD is driving me absolutely crazy. - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) Community - Aug 11, 201”
Much, much more there…. Today I’m trying to relax and get away from the serious side of life, it got me to thinking of the humorous side of things. Q? What are bisexual symptoms? A= You find yourself on your knees sucking a guy off while thinking about screwing his wife.

Gearbox
Dec 2, 2012, 3:12 PM
Many years ago I was watching some detective show. In it the detective was talking about some bloke (suspect?) who was having an affair with a married woman. Said he fu.. made love to her in every room of her house regulary. The detective then added that in HIS view the bloke realy wanted to fu... make love to the husband.:eek:
(That's when I started taking notice sorry.lol).
So according to that detective, the suspect was showing symptoms of bisexuality.

Not having somebodies wife handy, I've been going around whisteling 'Memories' from Cats by Elain Page, in the hope that some fit bloke would recognise it as a symptom of 'likes a bit of cock'.:tongue:
Yes! I'm THAT optimistic!