A Great Joke

[smokey]

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the door to the first room. In it was former President Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. Nixon kept diving in and surfacing gasping for air, then immediately diving back into the water again over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was British Prime Minister Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No way! I've got this problem with my shoulder. It would be constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened the third door. In it, George saw former President Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for awhile and finally said, "Yeah I could handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . "Monica you're free to go...

[Mrs.F]

OMG>>>>>>>>>that was good!! :cutelaugh

I've not heard that one. Thanks for the laugh!

[tink1978]

that was good... Man I needed that.


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[arana]

That was great Smokey, thanks for sharing it.

[Michael623]

Very good Smokey. Reminds of me of one of my favorite jokes.

After the Denver Broncos had lost a couple of Super Bowls and found themselves in yet another one as the underdog coach Dan Reeves came into the team meeting prior to the game with a snapping turtle on the end of his dick. He continued on with the turtle clinging to his head and told how they didn't to play through adversity and not let pain be a factor. He then reached down and poked the turtle in the eyes and of course the turtle released its hold on the coaches dick. Coach Reeves then said "is there anyone out there that would like to try that next." At which John Elway jumps and shouts " I will Coach, I will...as long as you promise not to poke me in the eyes."

[smokey]

cute...real cute.

[jedinudist]

Very good Smokey. Reminds of me of one of my favorite jokes.

After the Denver Broncos had lost a couple of Super Bowls and found themselves in yet another one as the underdog coach Dan Reeves came into the team meeting prior to the game with a snapping turtle on the end of his dick. He continued on with the turtle clinging to his head and told how they didn't to play through adversity and not let pain be a factor. He then reached down and poked the turtle in the eyes and of course the turtle released its hold on the coaches dick. Coach Reeves then said "is there anyone out there that would like to try that next." At which John Elway jumps and shouts " I will Coach, I will...as long as you promise not to poke me in the eyes."


ROTFLMAO!!!

[jenniferhell@hotmail]

thats just wrong lolololol i love it :tong: :eek:

[BiDallasCouple]

HAHA Both are funny.

[meteast chick]

That was pretty damn good, I needed a laff!!!

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[Brian]

lol. That is a good joke.

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