Silly countdown game

[darkeyes]

Technically, Pep, to power dress means one who dresses to display that they have a position of importance in their chosen mode of life, normally business or politics... power dressing isn't exclusive to women. I just happen to think they do it so much better... but I am prejudiced.;):impleased

It can apply to sex also... a friend of mine who is an free lance escort does it often when meeting clients... often like a high powered lady banker or executive (banker I sed, not bonker). Depends what the client expects. I wouldn't normally consider a woman who has been poured into her jeans perfectly as power dressing, but again it depends on why she does and for whom I suppose...:tongue:

[void()]

64 ounces of water a day we should consume for optimal health, according to the experts.

"Power dressing" to me, Dark, is when an attractive woman looks like she has been poured into her perfectly fitting jeans. ;) :smilies15

63 ounces I consume some days, 64 on others. If it's not water then juice based in water. or decaf tea. Every so often I drink two 24 oz decaf sodas what are Hawaiian Punch Fruit Juicy Red with bubbles added, it is made by Faygo and called Ohana.

[pepperjack]

62......tempting early retirement age. Have talked to several who have done so & like it.

[darkeyes]

€61... my turn 2 pay for lunch yesterday:(... still could have been worse...not my turn 2 drive so I cud have a plonk or 2 and it wos for 4..

[void()]

60 sets of hands in a military company, can be up to 100.

[pepperjack]

The 59th parallel south crosses nothing but water

[void()]

58 ways to use a ginsu knife set as lock picks by Stubby Jimmy

[pepperjack]

Self explanatory : http://www.heinz57.com/

[void()]

56 something that something, erm, and that and this ...

[sysper]

i can't drive 55:cop:

[pepperjack]

At least 54 when stuck behind a slow moving vehicle on a two-lane Kansas blacktop. :banghead:

[void()]

53 days now that song will be in my mind * lobs ping pong balls at sysper, because they are just at hand *

* reads *


At least 54 when stuck behind a slow moving vehicle on a two-lane Kansas blacktop.

* gets between pepper and the wall he's bashing his skull in on, gestures to him to continue as i simply need a little jostling tonight and friends should not let friends hurt themselves by bashing their skulls in *

[Annika L]

*comes up for huge gulp of air* Fran! I can't believe you're nattering on and on during this. I may as well be playing 52-pickup by myself. And you were the one in restraints, I might remind you. Ah well...gotta love a switch.:tongue:

[darkeyes]

*comes up for huge gulp of air* Fran! I can't believe you're nattering on and on during this. I may as well be playing 52-pickup by myself. And you were the one in restraints, I might remind you. Ah well...gotta love a switch.:tongue:
U dont gag me... have 2 do summat wile u r having wee breather...:love87:

[sysper]

53 days now that song will be in my mind * lobs ping pong balls at sysper, because they are just at hand *

* reads *



* gets between pepper and the wall he's bashing his skull in on, gestures to him to continue as i simply need a little jostling tonight and friends should not let friends hurt themselves by bashing their skulls in *
hope u don't keep thinking of that song untill u are 51 :D

[void()]

*comes up for huge gulp of air* Fran! I can't believe you're nattering on and on during this. I may as well be playing 52-pickup by myself. And you were the one in restraints, I might remind you. Ah well...gotta love a switch.:tongue:

Hey now, some of us resemble that.

Darn sysper, if I had 50 more ping pong balls I would lob them at him. * half grin * Of course, he would likely find another song to infect my mind. That rat dog!

[pepperjack]

The 49ers' gold rush

[sysper]

the lower 48 states.......only if i could see russia from my house

[pepperjack]

The 47 Ronin

[void()]

Newsflash: "This just in IBM's Watson has disproven Deep Thought, the answer to every question is no longer 42 but 46. Film when the F ever!"

[darkeyes]

Newsflash: "This just in IBM's Watson has disproven Deep Thought, the answer to every question is no longer 42 but 46. Film when the F ever!"
Hasn't been 42 for long time.. since ultimate question is 6x9.... remember ur Guide, Voidie....:)

Wish some Vogons wud pass by.. bought set of tea towels so won't panic...

Peeing down out and it's almost 3/4 mile 2 car as crow flies... not Slartibartfast's squiggly bits wich double length of the walk... so its steak hache 'n plonk in cafe on the Mont... no McDonald's rubbish 'ere... triff...:bigrin: Ne way.. munchies n plonk for 3 and munchies n coffee for 1 comes 2 gud bit less than 42 quid.. closer 2 41 Euros... gud, hey? :impleased Annika? Cuffs n chains needed ova 'ere.. :tongue:

[Annika L]

Hasn't been 42 for long time.. since ultimate question is 6x9.... remember ur Guide, Voidie....:)

Wish some Vogons wud pass by.. bought set of tea towels so won't panic...

Peeing down out and it's almost 3/4 mile 2 car as crow flies... not Slartibartfast's squiggly bits wich double length of the walk... so its steak hache 'n plonk in cafe on the Mont... no McDonald's rubbish 'ere... triff...:bigrin: Ne way.. munchies n plonk for 3 and munchies n coffee for 1 comes 2 gud bit less than 42 quid.. closer 2 41 Euros... gud, hey? :impleased Annika? Cuffs n chains needed ova 'ere.. :tongue:

*Checks traveling bag*
Cuffs, check, check, check, check.
Chains, check, check, check, check.
Requested GAG, check.
Riding crop, check.
Big fluffy towel, check.
Rest of necessary items, check, check, check, yeah, yeah, it's all in there. Got the really important stuff anyway.

*Checks knowledge of AI*
Watson does not compute answers to unknown questions, but uses available resources to pull together existing pop culture and historical knowledge to find answers to Jeopardy! questions. Impressive, but no replacement for DeepThought.

*Checks knowledge of HHG2G*
6x9 is a lot of religious bunkum
Tea towels?? *Not* suitable for intergalactic travel and general mayhem. Not to panic *packs another big fluffy towel*.

*Checks count*
46 to 42?? Unconscionable! And on to 41 in the same post, no less. *double checks riding crop*
The count is 45, dears.

[pepperjack]

our current president is the 44th

[darkeyes]

43 mins will b midnite.

[void()]

42 differing reflections cast by seven different people in the mirrors.

[sysper]

41 if 1 of those are ugly :wacko:

[void()]

40 ounce beer found half empty in the hands of a driver that ran into the back of a school bus.

[Lisa (va)]

39, my age on my next birthday

Lisa

[pepperjack]

38 seconds of cooking time remaining on my microwave

[void()]

37 out of 40 arrows remained in the quiver.

[darkeyes]

36 in 3 weeks and 3 days..:(:eek2:

[void()]

36 in 3 weeks and 3 days..:(:eek2:

Still younger than me. Time as people pretend to know it is largely irrelevant. We made up the importance of ages when we decided sixty seconds equated a minute. Try not to worry about it but instead live in the eternal now.

"What time is it?"

"Now."

:)

Bet you're still a looker to boot, luv. All is well and right.

35 nights away from the great event he fell into coma.

[pepperjack]

34 inch waist; not bad for a guy my age. :impleased

[silvio]

33' the lenght on deck of the first sailboat I built

[pepperjack]

32 minutes; winning time in a 10km race

[void()]

31 days in some months.

[sysper]

30 in most others.....

[sysper]

29 in 1 month every once in awhile............

[sysper]

but usually it's 28 in that 1 month
that should cover it!

[pepperjack]

The " Forever 27 Club;" a supposed curse of celebrities dying at that age.

[void()]

26 eyes on thirteen people, unless ssomeone got one out.

[darkeyes]

25.. my age wen I separated from my husband:(, moved in wiv Linnet:), broke up wiv Linnet:(, Kate knocked on me flat door in response to me advert for a flatmate:impleased... she had her bf in tow:eek2:.. chased Kate round flat for wot seemed an age b4 she stopped running and bf got boot...:impleased

o yea.. and in midst of all this .com fired up and Fran joined...:):tongue:

[sysper]

24 beers in a case cheers! :rotate::thumbu:

[pepperjack]

the 23rd floor of a high rise

[void()]

22 sub floors of covert R&D facility, library somewhere in the MidWest region of America.

[sysper]

21 blackjack what do i win? :)

[pepperjack]

22 sub floors of covert R&D facility, library somewhere in the MidWest region of America.

Damn ! :yikes2: How did you do that ? :eek2: Discover my lair on the 20th sub floor surrounded by the books I love ? ;)

[void()]

Well after the 19th subfloor at Kent State, you kind of wonder about that funny button with Hypatia on it. Next time use someone like Elmo from Seasame Street. I would have never guessed then. You must be getting *cough* senile *cough* with all that *clears throat* age *coughs* going on. ;) :P :)


LOL - Me as well, missed a whole f-ing floor, damn sysper must be moving magnets again.

[pepperjack]

18 gears on my mountain bike

[void()]

Took 17 minutes to unload a pickup load of firewood today. Then, got laundry out of the dryer, brought it home.

[pepperjack]

16 Tons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU

[darkeyes]

It is said that everyone has 15 minutes of fame...:)

[void()]

Newsflash: "Just in, 14 reasons why not everyone gets fifteen minutes. Film, erm ..oh goodie it's French Noir ..."

[12voltyV2.0]

Triskaidekaphobia--The fear of the number 13---not for me----especially when the 13th falls on a Friday and that day is my birthday---I always have had great Friday the 13ths

[sysper]

12 o'clock when i should be asleep, but often i'm not :|

[void()]

About 11 when the nerve medicine started pummeling my back. All I could do get into bed and drift off into la la land.

[pepperjack]

10 reps per set for any given exercise when I had a more regimented routine

[void()]

9 o' Clock, when I ought to have been in the rack due to this darn kenel crud my nephews drug in from public school. I just know it will be kenel crud what triggers the zombie apocolypse. Kenel crud breeds super virues, resistant to most antibiotics. That and our over depending on antibiotics will see zombies, just wait.

[darkeyes]

Kate went to work at 8...

[by~his~side]

7....... I'm a very ​happy lady!

[BiBedBud]

On my six!

He's right behind me!

[sysper]

rosy palms' 5 sisters lmaooooo

[pepperjack]

4 wheel drive

[silvio]

3 best number of people for sex

[sysper]

won't argue there :).......but........2 best number of people for making love

[pepperjack]

Being #1, often a goal in our highly competitive society.

Ended up in this position inadvertently.

Since I'm here once again........I restarted the count last time at 110. New count starts at 150, dollars that I paid for my classic '55 Chevy as a wild teen.

[Annika L]

Peps, this puts you in the odd position of both winning and losing simultaneously (check the rules). Meh...been there myself.

149, a progressive sum of consecutive odd numbers: 1, 1+3, 1+3+5

[darkeyes]

148... me Auntie Jean's old house no. b4 she moved back 2 Salford from Manc.

[pepperjack]

a systolic blood pressure reading of 147 = stage 1 hypertension

[Annika L]

146...a very badly worded Craigslist invitation for a gangbang

[void()]

145 more ways the area of a void does not compute ...

Aside to pepper: Possible good news on job front. Feeling a bit befuddled but think it's merely the notion of 'going back to work'. There's a little concern over what the position may require, as far as ensuring my capacity for it. Annika has more details she may share with you privately. You're both friends, you both may have input. Feeling cruddy tonight. Dern kennel crud. Getting over it but it is still laying on a whooping. Going to rack earlier than normal.

[Annika L]

144 - *steps on gum* Gross!!

[void()]

143 slugs in line at pole position, awaiting the green flag for slug indy 500 and after slug derby, slug pulls, monster slugs, all this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

* chugs more OJ, thinks he'll soon return his mother orange tree *

[Annika L]

142 - pips in a piece of pomegranate.

[pepperjack]

cycling at 141 rpm

[void()]

running up then back down, then up again repetiviely for four hours the 140 stairs of bleachers


-- Which I would not try doing now fearing collapse, death from stroke or blood pressure.

[Annika L]

139 - consecutive powers of 3

[pepperjack]

138 lbs.- my weight class on my high school wrestling team

[Lisa (va)]

137: 1 + 37 = my age :)

Lisa

[pepperjack]

136 mph; average wind speed of an F2 tornado

[Annika L]

135 - first 3 positive odd numbers

[pepperjack]

134 elements in a Rube Goldberg machine

[chongster]

133 what's a Rube Goldberg machine?

[pepperjack]

132 more steps along the Appalachian Trail

[darkeyes]

:)131 years ago the Fabian Society was founded in London.

[void()]

Another 130 steps to a Rube Goldberg machine ... tick ... tock ... tick ... tock ...

Feeling so far into my void at present, and useless. It was a rough morning for me.

[pepperjack]

129 Kilowatts of power

[Annika L]

128 - ounces in a gallon

[pepperjack]

127 e-mails deleted from my spam folder

[darkeyes]

126 years ago Jessie King, a baby farmer, was the last woman to be judicially hanged in Edinburgh for infanticide.

[sysper]

126 years ago Jessie King, a baby farmer, was the last woman to be judicially hanged in Edinburgh for infanticide.
i just spent 125 seconds trying to figure out what a baby farmer is, is it a farmer that's a baby, or someone who farms babies? if so what is baby farming exactly? and why would you kill any babies? the whole thing is kinda confusing.

[darkeyes]

i just spent 125 seconds trying to figure out what a baby farmer is, is it a farmer that's a baby, or someone who farms babies? if so what is baby farming exactly? and why would you kill any babies? the whole thing is kinda confusing.
She took the babies of unmarried women into her care (for money) and looked after them till they could be found adoptive parents.. she and the man she lived with were arrested when one of the babies she was meant to care for was found dead by some local children. She took all the blame on herself and no charges were brought on the man. She was found guilty of 3 infanticides but it was believed that there were many more. I know of her story because this all happened in the Stockbridge area of the city which I know very well through having lived there for a number of years..

....in 124 minutes, I fully expect to be asleep..

[void()]

123 seconds it took to understand you were not refering to Isobel Gowdie, who by some darker and more obscure tales killed babies in practice of Witta.

[Annika L]

122 - days remaining in 2015 after tomorrow

[darkeyes]

121. nice bit of naughty 'tween 2 peeps...:impleased. Ver nice it is 2!!!:tongue:

[void()]

120 mph is where most cars peg out

[pepperjack]

119 minutes of airtime on my phone

[void()]

118 poor ignorant fools paying for tickets to watch the spectacle what exists only to sell tickets, and their 'money' only to chain them with debt.

[Annika L]

Had me own 117 minutes of naughty yesterday...verra ver nice, indeed!

[pepperjack]

day 116 of the Julian Calendar

[void()]

115 quarts of green beans canned and stocked ( wish it were that many think it was only like ... )

Not manipulating or cheating, think there was like 80 cans done up.

[pepperjack]

114 sharks in a feeding frenzy

[Annika L]

113 tears shed this evening...rough night

[sysper]

sorry to hear that :( 112 hugz for u :)

[void()]

111 cups of coffee on a tab, just to hash out all the poops of life

[Annika L]

110 hours I would be awake after that much coffee

[darkeyes]

109 mins ago... ran Lou 2 school..

[pepperjack]

" mythical " ;) El Dorado approx. 108 miles from here.

This post dedicated to Fran. :smilies15

[darkeyes]

" mythical " ;) El Dorado approx. 108 miles from here.

This post dedicated to Fran. :smilies15I can't imagine wy...:tongue:.. *coff coff splutter coff*. A rather luffly memory, Pep...:). 107 reasons wy....:impleased

[pepperjack]

a dangerous fever of 106

[darkeyes]

105 miles ... distance from my house 2 me x-hubby and family's (and formerly my) home.... dark skies ver beautiful...:)

[void()]

104 tokes off the personal vaping device, juice in it had got to around 1mL out 3, topped it off after two days. I use juice that is roughly 1.8mg of nicotine per 1mL. So, I roughly used the equal of two tobacco cigarettes in two days. No cravings for tobacco but enjoyment of the nicotine. Recent upgrade to my kit performs more efficently. <droll sarcasm>I am overjoyed.Let me regale you further with advertisments for Brand X household cleaners. I will even smile and attempt looking cute.</droll sarcasm> ... * void now :banghead: *

[pepperjack]

103 replies to a thread I created on another site

[pepperjack]

105 miles ... distance from my house 2 me x-hubby and family's (and formerly my) home.... dark skies ver beautiful...:)

104.....have always loved dark skies growing up here , Dark; :) but often, their ominous, quiet presence signals the approach of this awesome force of nature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4eSrpb4SDU

missing a large locust tree in my front yard because of one a few years back; now, I now have an unobscured view of a magnificent expanse of western sky as a result, able to witness all manner of astronomical wonders. And 3 golden maple trees that I planted, the main one directly in the middle of the mound where the locust tree once resided. " All's well that ends well. " ;)

[void()]

104.....have always loved dark skies growing up here , Dark; :) but often, their ominous, quiet presence signals the approach of this awesome force of nature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4eSrpb4SDU

missing a large locust tree in my front yard because of one a few years back; now, I now have an unobscured view of a magnificent expanse of western sky as a result, able to witness all manner of astronomical wonders. And 3 golden maple trees that I planted, the main one directly in the middle of the mound where the locust tree once resided. " All's well that ends well. " ;)

* takes off and tosses his wig at pepper * You sir, ... are out of order! I demand a recount and a caucus. Barring a caucus I will accept fondling from the cacti named Dave. * eyes Dave horninly ... sees Dave mysteriously grow feet out of his planter and run away ... sighs *

[Annika L]

Alright, Dave...you've got your marching orders.

The recount says we're at 102.

[void()]

102 naughtily filled plastic eggs in a basket

[darkeyes]

Room 101.. torture chamber in Ministry of Love (1984). Also, and even more dreadful, is name of British telly game show hosted by the awful Frank Skinner wer celebs try and get ther pet h8s chucked in2 Room 101.. trust me.. it has no saving graces wotsoeva. Truly awful telly for wich Auntie shud b truly ashamed...

[pepperjack]

The 100 yards of a football field, minus the two end zones

[sysper]

99 problems but getting laid ain't 1 lollllll

[void()]

98 more jobs requiring driving

[pepperjack]

March, 1999........the last time gasoline was 97cents a gallon

[void()]

March, 1999........the last time gasoline was 97cents a gallon

Don't worry. I suspect gasoline will soon be a lot cheaper than 96 cents a gallon, if not free, soon. OPEC keeps drowning the world in oil the U.S. will not compete in oil production, which as I understand things, oil is needed to create gasoline. The U.S. will be fully shut out of the oil market as supply will be so abundant as to destabilize its own value to nil or near nil. That may even effect the price of gold as they are seemingly equals.

[pepperjack]

Interstate 95

[darkeyes]

Talking of roads, at Perth, join the A94 for the short trip to Scone where can be found the ancient historic coronation site of Scottish kings and a replica of the stone upon which they were crowned, the "original" having been nicked by Edward I of England in 1296 and placed under the coronation chair of English monarchs in Westminster Abbey. It was returned to Scotland in 1996 and now resides beside the Honours of Scotland at Edinburgh Castle.

Is it truly the original? No 1 knows...

[pepperjack]

a score of 93

[void()]

* eats 92 sunflower kernels more ... sees a server pass, gently slaps their bottom and requests a cup of strong hot tea with a thimble of rum *

[Annika L]

I love Route 91, personally

[pepperjack]

90 minutes....standard length for many movies

[darkeyes]

(19)89... family hol in the Algarve, Portugal.. glorious, wonderful, blue seas and a dirty lickle boy from Yorkshire who wos determined to lick me bum and kept asking 2 c me fanny:yikes2:! Dirty gett:eek2:!!!

[by~his~side]

88- Dale Jr's Nationwide Insurance Chevrolet ❤️❤️❤️

[darkeyes]

(18)87.. year me gr8 granpa Elliot wos born.... the last borderer and the 1 who moved the family 2 Fife wer most of them still r. The man who, as a result of his experiences in the mud and trenches of Flanders began the process of instilling the novel idea of peace and pacifism in2 my family.. he died long b4 I was born but he is also considered the 1st Elliot socialist... his name? Frank... birthed and baptised Francis.. now, in its masculine and feminine forms has become a family name.

[pepperjack]

Mom was just three weeks away from becoming 86 when her time came :(

[darkeyes]

1 of the luffliest road trips in Scotland. The A85 from Perth 2 Oban via Crieff, Comrie, St Fillans and Loch Earn, Crianlarich, Tyndrum, Dalmally, Loch Awe the place, Loch Awe the Loch, Tanuilt, Connel Ferry.. beautiful... lots of rain usually... but beautiful... me xhubbie and I walked it 1 summer.. and surprise... only rain we saw was wile having brekkie at Lochearnhead... novelty, hey?:impleased Midges wer wee buggers tho....:eek2:

[Annika L]

I graduated high school in the Class of '84 (I am not too enamoured of Route 84 either)

[by~his~side]

And I graduated high school in the class of '83!

[pepperjack]

82 demonstrators arrested

[void()]

81 Martian houseguests even counting the friend they brought from
Gliboaszipma ...

[pepperjack]

Around the World in 80 Days

[darkeyes]

(19)79... Fran wos born.

[Annika L]

'78...that was when Star Wars was first released, right? Hated seeing it in the theater (dragged by my parents at age 11)...but later developed an appreciation.

[by~his~side]

77 The age actress Natalie Wood would be if she were still alive.

[void()]

May 25, 1976, one year prior to Star Wars ( A New Hope ) being released. I was five when it was released. It was a truly life altering & forming event. This despite it also being the first in my life having exposure to a real jerk. He at least let a young boy dream. Sometimes a dream is all a Jedi knight needs.

[darkeyes]

Another road.. A75... SW Scotland. Gretna 2 Stranraer and Cairnryan for ferries 2 the north of Ireland... when married 2 Brian we lived near a little place called Crossmichael not far from the A75 on the beautiful Loch Ken upon whose shores on luffly warm days and evenings as we drove home from wherever the dirty sod liked to pull up, park and drag me in2 the bushes for spontaneous rudies.. 2 this day I am convinced they were planned spontaneous... didn't stop ther for in depths of winter the bugger wud park up and have his wicked way in car or pickup in dark. O happy days! I do look back fondly on those times.. another is now recipient of such favours.. we compare notes..;)

[Annika L]

74 - the year my family moved to "the country"...I was 7 and I hated it

(and my apologies, void...maybe 78 was when I *saw* Star Wars? our theater did not always get first-run movies with precise first-run timing)

[darkeyes]

73.. granpa bought the "but n ben" up north... my second home and wer, wen I enter me lickle ole ladyage, I shall spend me dotage...

[void()]

(and my apologies, void...maybe 78 was when I *saw* Star Wars? our theater did not always get first-run movies with precise first-run timing)

72 the year I was born. Or maybe the year I rolled off a Florida orange tree into the Atlantic, come out singing "just another running day, easy way, run with me and you too can play!" Depends on if you ask my S.E.A.L buddy, who did in fact save me from a swimming pool while I was an infant. Mom turned her back for a second, I dove in, He come out of his wheelchair and brought me out. Not sure if mom's too sure either, I'm the son that scares her for some odd reason. *chuckles* Think because I'm too much like her.

We had Regal movie houses in Harrisonburg. Somehow I got tipped off Star Wars was 'coming', maybe it was Buck Rogers episode what made mention of it. So, for about three months I drove mom sane and watched for all the trailers, watched for it to come to a theater 'near me'. Yes, I was one of those freaks that as a child waited in line with totally uninterested parents for hours, jumping up and down with anticipation of seeing it on first run in a theater. Gradually grew up thinking of myself as the most revered Jedi, R2-D2. I have since been corrected by the great Yoda master Jedi of all. Says he, robot no, I am. Jedi, wise to robot cunning be I, not robot, better than, human.

[pepperjack]

71 tablets of sleep aid supplement remaining from an original quantity of 120

[Annika L]

70 tablets would not be a sleep aid...you'll be downloading apps all friggin' night, man! Oh, but thanks for this one...you're very generous.

[sysper]

summer of '69, still going on around here in '15 :cool:

[void()]

It was his first time in her chambers. First too was seeing her, the
Lady of the house. On her torso she wore a bodice which tied up the
front. He counted that laces crossed sixty-eight times.

"I asked if you were slow in the head, or merely lost in seeing the
mistress", she chided. Her face turned away from his eyes now. He
lowered himself to his knees. "Hurry, I need dressed for the ball.
Better ensure I look ever ravishing lest you get punished", she said.

He stood and went to her with some expediency. His fingers decided on
a holiday as he was unlacing the bodice. "Crack", sounded the cat o'
nines on his bare arse. He drew himself inward and to full attention.
"Apologies, mistress I seem to be a bit nervous under pressure", he
said. The nines rested under his chin and guided him to look at her, in
the eyes.

"Relax", she said, sensing the further anxiety her gesture wrought. "The
ball is four hours away. I'm sure you'll be right enough as a consort
by then", her voice betrayed the poker face she wore. He looked away,
reached over and began unlacing her again. For now it seemed to be
easier making his fingers concentrate on the task at hand.




NB: Only a starting fragment. Please don't push for more.
This was just off the cuff, for no reason other than filling
... a void, no pun intent in that. Playing around here,
dipping toes into waters. Apologies if it's unexpected,
intrusive.

[darkeyes]

Uhuh.. kept waiting 2 c it but it isn't ther... soooooo

Isle of Wight Festival.. (19)68... flowery gadge in beads, moccasins an buckskins from Edinburgh and lickle no less flowery girl from Salford meet and get it on.. mucky buggers.. but eventually, 11 years later they r responsible for the appearance upon this world of moi... lucky ole world, hey?:impleased

[void()]

Uhuh.. kept waiting 2 c it but it isn't ther... soooooo

* reads, sits allowing his mind to ponder that, and to wander along the Ganges river to meditate with an old wisened friend a few moments as the river cleanses us, renews us ...*

* understands Fran did not see the number written as the word, hopes she did at least see the scene around it, knows it was not greatly fleshed out yet enough of a skeleton was there for readers to latch unto he thinks, or maybe he doesn't think write now, his mind drifts to exploring the question 'what is the Now?' ... *

* sighs, fetches the Beethoven playlist ... pinches a server's rump, requests his big wooden tankard filled with the best 150 proof rum the house has on stock, gives the server a small leather pouch filled with odd gems ..."keep it flowing like the Ganges, luv" he says bruskly, signs for the world to 'jog on' as he is graced in Beethoven's sweet 'noise', looks at keyboard ... cracks knuckles and watches dust shake free, chuckles as his fingers recall the keys lovingly ... embracing them and following their own guidance to create words, sentences ....he sighs as the rush creeps up on him ...*

* sighs ... points ...*

The Ball (http://www.bisexual.com/forum/entry.php?3533-The-Ball)

Enjoy. :)

[darkeyes]

oops.. silly cow.. teach me 2 go out on razz last nite...

k... (19)67... Scotland took pee out world football champions England at Wembley 2 become 1st side 2 do them since the world cup the previous year...

[Annika L]

(19)66 - year I was conceived (don't love to think about that for some reason) but barely not born

[darkeyes]

65.. age me Gran in Salford wos wen she found out I liked girls.. it went down less than well...:eek2:

[void()]

64 different ways I tried to subtly express to a life long friend I was bisexual. His brother picked it up after two hints, his wife merely 'just knew' with only one minor 'tell'. His brother did not care. He and I got on well. One night he asked me for a blow job, then, reconsidered. He figured it out himself, "you don't do that with friends like us, do you?" I confirmed that, suggesting it would create a lot of uneasiness for everyone. After that, we remained good mates. He never really said anything more about me being bisexual. Once in a bit he might have joking suggested I was 'checking out' the guys at the skate rink or bowling alley, but he did this discretely and in good fun. I would laugh and just point to the girls I had been 'checking out', He would chuckle then too.

[darkeyes]

63.. reverse the digits and a week 2day 'twill b me age... in Paree for Edinburgh holiday weekend wiv Kate and 3 of me luffly m8s.. I expect 2 b treated like a Goddess... :impleased

[itsnormy]

62.....last year of my class reunions, when one of the prettiest girls from high school, confessed me that many years after that she had the "hugest crush" on me, confessed I had the "hugest erections dreaming of playing with her boobs," ah mammories and memories.

[void()]

61 times I hope Fran gets snogged and groped up in a manner she appreciates on her holiday. :) Why? Just because I'm a kind of guy that loves folks like that. Think Fran deserves as much goddess treatment as she can have, simply because, she does. *chuckles and grins*

[pepperjack]

60 mph, supposedly the most fuel-efficient speed at which to drive

[darkeyes]

61 times I hope Fran gets snogged and groped up in a manner she appreciates on her holiday. :) Why? Just because I'm a kind of guy that loves folks like that. Think Fran deserves as much goddess treatment as she can have, simply because, she does. *chuckles and grins*
Ur rite, voidie.. but I will b moren happy wiv 59 snoggins n gropins...:tongue:

[void()]

58 things I desire doing before growing up, one is a mixed gender soccer team.

[Annika L]

57 minutes before midnight

[pepperjack]

56 bags full of bulk mail, delivered to the post office dock on schedule

[darkeyes]

Last 2 digits of what seems to be every fictional std (area) dialling code in American cinema and telly.. 55... with another 5.. so it cud b the 1st 2 an' all... understand wy its done.. but think 555 strokes of a cane r due 2 the inventor and or instifator cos it grates and takes a surprising amount of reality away from the product...;)

[pepperjack]

54 times I've noticed odor of skunk in the neighborhood this summer; :yikes2: saw 'im tonite 'cause I was up late due to holiday week-end; moved right into my yard after passing thru well-lit intersection; heard him rummaging on my back porch; :eek2: no bad smell yet.....relieved :impleased All my windows open in the summer. :smilies15

[darkeyes]

(19)53.. coronation of Old Mother Windsor who shall on Wednesday overtake Old Mother Saxe-Coburg as the UK's longest reigning parasite.

[Annika L]

52 cards in a Poker/Bridge deck

[pepperjack]

The infamous Area 51

[Annika L]

50 - Roman numeral L

[void()]

49 stairs the juke box fell down.

[Lisa (va)]

the year 48 was a leap year

Lisa
hugs n kisses

[pepperjack]

question #47 on an exam

[void()]

46 Free & legal downloads of Benny Goodman this evening. :)

[Annika L]

45's...not as much fun as 78's, but still good music

[pepperjack]

The police dubbed him " The .44 Caliber Killer " but he preferred to be known as Son of Sam.

[void()]

43 bits of crumby brush I lobbed unto a pile over five foot high. Father-in-law finally had a maple in his front yard taken down. Need to help clear front porch on morrow. Would help in cutting the firewood with chainsaw yet am told it is likely better I not use a chainsaw. Murdering axes is enough for me. Saw a man try ripping his own leg off with a chainsaw once. It was of course accidental but young boys carry memories like that, maybe far too long.

[Annika L]

42 - Still the answer.

[void()]

41 times I thought of shirking my writing today, but did not. :)

[pepperjack]

40 winks, a power nap

[Annika L]

39 steps

[pepperjack]

38 bikers suddenly barreling down the highway

[void()]

37 LEOs & EMS folks sitting in a worn down greasy spoon diner as the bikers roll by, coming through town in hopes of avoiding highway road work.

[Annika L]

36 - chocolates in a 6x6 box of chocolates...mmm, chocolate

[void()]

35 choccies instantaneously vanishing from Annik's box as he just stands there smiling and waving at the passing stranger, hoping Annika does not notice the cacti name Dave wearing a bandoleer which holds the choccies ... sways and whistles innocently ... looks off as though he's lost in the mythic lands of Thor, yet again ... * does the innocent little boy swinging of the arms to the sides routine as he attempts to walk slowly away *

[pepperjack]

cacti is plural for cactus :rolleyes:

[void()]

cacti is plural for cactus :rolleyes:

That could be a prickly subject, either way. :) :P

Better not tell Dave. He has this whole Legion persona thing going on. * chuckling *

[Annika L]

Counts, gents!!

34 chocolates I take back from void after wrestling him to the ground, and posting several of the Daves to keep watch over him.

Sheesh...just ask next time...I'm good at sharing.

[by~his~side]

33 days until we leave for vacation!!

[void()]

32 different sets of Dave eyes watching me ... * immitates the 'Jesus Lizard' and while the Dave eyes are confused, escapes to Thor Land *

[Annika L]

31 days in each of my favorite months

[void()]

30 minutes I was very highly angry with people in general today, and that anger still hasn't quelled. It'll set on a back burner. Nothing I can really do angry. Nothing I can really do until wife comes home, in order to resolve what the people want fixed. Father in law and sis in law tried helping but only botched things the more. Genuinely need around forty acres in some remote backwoods with a five acre buffer around it. Post the image below as a no tresspassing sign at 2.5 acres of the five acre buffer zone.

38244

At the end of the 5 acrea zone post one that reads as such.

38245

Sorry for the blatant misanthropy but it was just one of those days.

[Annika L]

29 days in February on a leap year

[Lisa (va)]

married at 28

[Annika L]

27 - the first nontrivial odd cube

[void()]

26 letters in the alphabet, many having gone into the 1,000 words I wrote this morning. :)

[Annika L]

25 cents to play a videogame in an arcade...ah, the olden days!

[by~his~side]

#24 Gonna miss Mr. Gordon on the track

[void()]

"I've 23 dollars, who'll give me 30, who will give me 30, I got 23!"

[Annika L]

"I've 23 dollars, who'll give me 30, who will give me 30, I got 23!"

Well, I've got $22 here, so if you give me 31, we'll call it even!

[void()]

Well, I've got $22 here, so if you give me 31, we'll call it even!

Wish I could but the bidder dropped me to 21. Not sure how it happened, something about negative ratios of harmonic barometric pressures and black holes twisting the Mobius Strip. * wanders along to read Wrinkle In Time again *

[Annika L]

That sounds like at least 20% bullshit, void. :tongue:

[sysper]

19th street books & news in niagara falls........u can guess what kinda books are there & not very much news :)

[pepperjack]

These lyrics were the voice & justification of my ambivalent, rebellious, hippie spirit when this song came out http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alicecooper/imeighteen.html

[void()]

Only 17% bullshit, honest. :) hehehe

[Annika L]

16 when I had my series of epiphanies that led to me realizing I was bisexual

[void()]

15 pieces of firewood a day he said he would use. I crib ricked about a two week's run for him. This manner of ricking starts with logs. wedges running in line as so ---> I the next layer runs as so ---> ---- . Each layer has 3 or 4 pieces on it, averaging 4. I go up 12 or 13 layers. This gives a person around three days of firewood in a very compact area, it also allows for good airflow through the wood. The next rick is started with a base opposite the first, as in going ---> ---- and next layer going ---> I. Each rick takes up about 2' sq space per base, each is around 5' high. Learned ricking in this manner from my step dad's dad, he also taught me the olden way of piling wood as the piled wheat piles, 10' high and 9' circular. He used to leave one pile hollowed in the center for us kids to look inside to understand the structure better. One year a pile nearly fell inward. Still worth the risk to have learned something handed from father to son, skip a generation, give it to a half adopted grandson. Paw Paw's father was old world German. Paw Paw taught me all kinds of interesting things about farming, husbandry. Hm, things remembered at odd times.

[Annika L]

14 - a truly terrible age...probably for about anybody

[by~his~side]

Triskaidekaphobia :yikes2:

[darkeyes]

Triskaidekaphobia :yikes2:
..as 1 born on the 13th of a month, not for me the fear born of superstition.. but I know at least a dozen who dont even like 2 get out of bed on my birfday and the other such dates in a year.. Had luffly time on Sunday in luffly city...:impleased

[void()]

code:



use std::io;

fn main ( ){

{
let x = &x[11];
}
{
let mut y = vec![ "We are there yet?" ];
}
{
println!(y);x;
}
}


std:


$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?
$ Are we there yet?


* watches the stack whiz by, chuckles & grins ... wanders along whistling a hauntingly familiar yet vague tune and singing quietly "chicanery in the morning makes me so dry at night, love way your hair dances in moonlight as you get stung in fire bite ..." *

[pepperjack]

..as 1 born on the 13th of a month, not for me the fear born of superstition.. but I know at least a dozen who dont even like 2 get out of bed on my birfday and the other such dates in a year.. Had luffly time on Sunday in luffly city...:impleased

All 'round pleasant day for me also Dark & I was thinkin' 'bout ya. :impleased Was confident you were having a likewise one in " Paree. " ;) :smilies15

[darkeyes]

All 'round pleasant day for me also Dark & I was thinkin' 'bout ya. :impleased Was confident you were having a likewise one in " Paree. " ;) :smilies15
...'twas indeed, Pep.. had such a luffly day... not for me in bed by 10 at nite.. dinner out, drinkin', laffin', boogeyin' till the wee smalls on Monday morning and then luffly seeing 2 back at hotel b4 the zeds came upon us.....:impleased.. do luff my birfday! Peeps r allus so nice 2 me...:tongue:

[Annika L]

9 - seconds it took me to process Fran describing herself as "boogeyin'" It sounds like a short time...but those seconds move slowly in such circumstances.

[void()]

8 different ways I had to ask my wife for a yes or no answer in regards to having me at a job interview tomorrow. She's keen on not giving direct answers like that. Asked her to marry and she tells me "okay", took me twenty minutes to figure out she meant "yes". Worse at times than pulling teeth from a mule, still love her despite being driven sane by her. Me and her often joke borrowing the lines from The Professional.

Me: "Stop saying okay, okay?"
Her: "Okay."

[by~his~side]

It's gotta be fate. The door was left wide open for this one......

Again, 7 inches. And he is awesome!

[darkeyes]

6 mins.. length of time it took waiter 2 get 2 us and take our order in cafe Sunday lunch! Luffly buns Kate and me m8s told me... nev noticed.. wos much 2 interested in the 2 American gels sitting at table 5 metres away... decidedly yum... got told off. Wellllll... it wos me birfday...:tongue:

[void()]

5 times we tried starting wife's truck after my interview. It would not fully turn over, only acted like it wanted to start. Suspect it is fuel filter being foul. Had to get her dad to bring us home, truck will be towed home. Interview seemed to go favorably for a job providing care for differently capable people. :) Look forward to it and am hopeful I'm told to start next week.

[Annika L]

4 seasons in the Wheel of the Year, all of them lovely; and I'm enjoying the current transition from the outgoing to the incoming one

[darkeyes]

3 drunken m8s lying crashed around the house after gud nite in... :)

[pepperjack]

doing " farmer's planks " with 2 twenty lb. dumbbells part of a routine to stay toned

[darkeyes]

Well.. down 2 1 m8 lyin' dyin' in bed... God knows wot time she will b able 2 face the world... still... plenty irn-bru and paracetamol in house... teach her 2 guzzle so much Bacardi...

... and so... life is gud these days. If I am ver lucky still have around 50 years to go... longer me hopes... dont fancy being ole crinkly, but we become wot we become if we live long enuff... will live a more sedate, chaste kinda life up north tootling around Speyside wiv me zimmer... much prefer 2 b chased, but not that many peeps will b in2 ole grannie-bag Fran by then...:eek2:

[Annika L]

Fran did not restart the count, *cough* so I shall take the liberty of doing so!

200 CC - a most redundant amount of fluid (mmm, let's make it more interesting and say good Scotch whisky...mmm again).

[darkeyes]

Fran did not restart the count, *cough* so I shall take the liberty of doing so!

200 CC - a most redundant amount of fluid (mmm, let's make it more interesting and say good Scotch whisky...mmm again).
Au contraire:eek2:.. Fran did.. have I been naughty again? U just take all the liberties u please..

..... wetha they be 199 or a meagre but deeelish 49...:tongue: . U make it cognac and ya have a deal :impleased..

[void()]

198 Since it's there.

[Annika L]

Au contraire:eek2:.. Fran did.. have I been naughty again? U just take all the liberties u please..

..... wetha they be 199 or a meagre but deeelish 49...:tongue: . U make it cognac and ya have a deal :impleased..

Done! 197 CXCVII's of cognac it is! (I'm always happy to share. :oh:)

Ok...to be *completely* truthful (perish the thought that I would ever do otherwise!), I did note your 50...and said NO, you can't restart with a *lower* count...there's no bloody point! Twas probably wrong of me. But I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a bad person. So I'm good with it...especially after all that cognac.

[pepperjack]

196 memories of my aged mom still enjoying a single, nightly shot of her favorite cognac. :love: Life's simple pleasures are the best. :oh:

[darkeyes]

Done! 197 CXCVII's of cognac it is! (I'm always happy to share. :oh:)

Ok...to be *completely* truthful (perish the thought that I would ever do otherwise!), I did note your 50...and said NO, you can't restart with a *lower* count...there's no bloody point! Twas probably wrong of me. But I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a bad person. So I'm good with it...especially after all that cognac.
Ohhhhhhhhhh... I c... she makes the rules up as she goes along.... all 195 of them... welllll... 2 can play at that game! ;):love87:

[darkeyes]

196 memories of my aged mom still enjoying a single, nightly shot of her favorite cognac. :love: Life's simple pleasures are the best. :oh:
Yumyumyumyum... ur mum and I wudda got on just dandy.... tho methinks the bockle wud b taking more hits than just a single nip each of an evening! Not 194, but moren 1! :impleased

[void()]

193, next in line.

[Annika L]

Ohhhhhhhhhh... I c... she makes the rules up as she goes along.... all 195 of them... welllll... 2 can play at that game! ;):love87:

Fran, be reasonable with me here! Surely there is a difference between clarifying a rule (even if it's a kind of forced clarification) and flagrantly disregarding a rule.

And there are only 4 rules, not 192.

[void()]

191 and we're off to the races. * goes to fetch the ping pong balls for tossing at the racers *

* double checks this post for surrealism & dada, sees it has both and smiles ... wanders on to ponder his writing & lisp coding *

[Annika L]

*traces her finger along 190 degrees of void's dada curve, and calls her subroutine for tracing a finger along dada curves and calling a subroutine*

[void()]

* watches the finger tracing and becomes rather intrigued with this call of a subroutine to create a subroutine to call finger tracing and call itself, is gleefully reminded of the Edgar Allen Poe poem Imitation which he thinks Poe used as a prototype for Dream Within A Dream , sighs as he feels wood starting to ponder zeros ... growls lowly, snarfs and goes to figure out how to chain the atoms together in the lambda of a defun to achieve the subroutine calling itself recursively, thinking it's a folly to have him actually unleash the singularity prematurely ... grumbles, figits with the keys until he sees the ones dancing around the zeros and offering them coffee as incitement ... consults the great Christopher Walken ...*

"Needs more cowbell!"

* storms out of the room to fetch the sacred cow bell, all 189 of them*

NB: Note to ladies, if you have difficulty with subtle seduction, look to what Annika does here. My brain is mush. She could mold it like clay. A simple gesture, writing about tracing a finger along something, even merely an idea of something and she ensnares. Nicely done. :) :oh::love87:

[Annika L]

Why I...well, I can't...are you accusing me of seduction?? Sir, I do protest (though not too loudly). I was merely aiming to incorporate surrealism and dada. This must be the 188th accusation of seduction I've encountered since I've been a member here and...hmmm...I suppose there could be a lesson in that. Perhaps I should examine that.

On the other hand, I'm already working on the most recent lesson, to take in positive energy that's offered. Perhaps I should just shut up and take the compliment. :impleased

[void()]

I see now. You would let me wait in line behind 187 other starving artists? Ah but you do protest. Wonder how many pro's you do test?

'If you look to your left you'll see the stunning portraiture of one Elmis Fuddyduddy, the infamous artist that painted in ribbons of marigolds', the passing curator and museum tour guide explains to Mrs. Fitzgerald's fifth grade class. A light glimmers from behind one the portraits only noticed by the youngster wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt, who peels away his skin to reveal Mr. Roboto in disguise. Everyone flash mobs while singing 'arigato, Mr. Roboto'.

The blind man by the bus stop saw it all. The deaf bag lady can verify his claims as she heard it all. That is not all, a bird sitting in the bush came to a hand. That bird was at once a dodo and the bluebird of happiness. So now you too can own a portion of the Chinese delightful wall. 'Let us have here your scrawl', say the lawyers in passing while shoving a contract in your face.

There's dada as surreal as the sun licking up the splendid moon beams after hours in a run down jazz speak easy during the roaring twenties. You my sweet can do it but you do turn the phrase so evocatively as to fire synapses what trigger impulses and desires set carefully away to avoid being exploited. Would even hazard you know of this Peg many speak about. So, so, naughty. tsk.

Yes it was truly a compliment. Often, difficult to lure me into such a frenzy. May have been the day I had today. Got a Dear John regarding that possible employer. Someone else was likely already c.n.a certified. I was but years ago and elsewhere, would have required re-trained. So, replaced a fuel filter on a truck. Then, helped move another truck. Afterwards, helped load another truck with firewood, unload it. Plus, did our laundry. I was in busy mode all day yet it was a pleasantly relaxing busy mode. Probably got wood on the brain more so than in the crotch. But it's said where the mind goes, body flows. You traipse along so coyly here, hm, gee am I to not enjoy? Paint me purple and call me human. *sighs*

Don't think I have ever actually said as much so openly to you in all this time. Not sure what has the dander so furled. Not sure I care to know. Hopefully, I haven't offended. If so I do apologize. The only excuse I have is recently come to understand a lot of things that brought me stress, no longer need to do that. One thing on that list, an inability to enjoy friends. I keep myself too far distant, from everyone, including myself at times. That is changing.

TL;DR Version:

"Egads! I have it!" I am likely suffer that damnable thing called a mid-life crisis. Although I had thought that was around the age of fifteen for me. If it is a mid-life crisis, watch out. Call the boys in white coats. I'm going sane! Haha! They never make me eat all the skittles(tm). I'll fool them, I'll just go to bed and let the nerve relaxants and Tylenol(tm) knock off knock me out. See how they like those hunky dory pies, filled with silver crows and green cherries. Ha! Let's see them try using the old reverse psychology on the mindless. Hehe, I'll flush them into a toaster oven, bake on 350 for twenty minutes and spin madly about yelling 'Hail, hail, the gang's all here!'

Thinking of it, it does seem possible middle age is settling in and I'm fine with it and it with me. We simply need to court a bit and sit on the porch swing. My, he's one sweet hunk. Got abs so ripped, but her dress is a fine blue like the seas. Yes, I know the TL;DR version. With that he slogged off to the rack.

[darkeyes]

Fran, be reasonable with me here! Surely there is a difference between clarifying a rule (even if it's a kind of forced clarification) and flagrantly disregarding a rule.

And there are only 4 rules, not 192.There may originally gave been only 4 rules.. but every time I open me cyber gob another has been added and I reckon that takes us up 2 186...:tongue:

I kno I kno... arithmetic has nev been a strong point... :eek2:

:love87:

[Annika L]

There may originally gave been only 4 rules.. but every time I open me cyber gob another has been added and I reckon that takes us up 2 186...:tongue:

I kno I kno... arithmetic has nev been a strong point... :eek2:

:love87:

*sigh* Most of your infractions, dear, have been double-posting, which was clearly prohibited in Rule (3). You tried to get around that by including multiple countdowns in a single post, and I did clarify that that too is against the spirit of the rules/game...this (to me) is more of a clarification than the addition of a rule. And then I also clarified the rule that said the person who gets to 1 gets to choose the new starting value to indicate that the spirit of the game is to raise the starting number each time. I believe these are the only clarifications we've had.

Let me put this in terms I think you'll understand. :tongue: If you've been (willingly) tied down for an evening of fun, and you manage to slip out of one restraint, is the dom partner not within bounds to add additional restraints to make sure that the spirit of the game (your submission) is ensured? Or must they let you escape, since their initial attempt was insufficient? Is it really preferable that they start with 185 layers of ropes, gags, cuffs, etc. ...I would think the smallest effective number would be preferable.

[darkeyes]

*sigh* Most of your infractions, dear, have been double-posting, which was clearly prohibited in Rule (3). You tried to get around that by including multiple countdowns in a single post, and I did clarify that that too is against the spirit of the rules/game...this (to me) is more of a clarification than the addition of a rule. And then I also clarified the rule that said the person who gets to 1 gets to choose the new starting value to indicate that the spirit of the game is to raise the starting number each time. I believe these are the only clarifications we've had.

Let me put this in terms I think you'll understand. :tongue: If you've been (willingly) tied down for an evening of fun, and you manage to slip out of one restraint, is the dom partner not within bounds to add additional restraints to make sure that the spirit of the game (your submission) is ensured? Or must they let you escape, since their initial attempt was insufficient? Is it really preferable that they start with 185 layers of ropes, gags, cuffs, etc. ...I would think the smallest effective number would be preferable.Lemme put it in terms u will understand, o luffly person... if I manage 2 slip out of my restraints my domme will b in deep doodoo for restraining me so inadequately... being made helpless means just that... it does not mean 184 get outs.. nor does it mean a single 1;)!Wy, pray, wud I wish 2 escape:tongue:?

[void()]

* sits off by Dave pondering if it'll take even 183 strokes, enjoys watching a balanced interaction being displayed in this masterful work of artistry yet still refuses to get lost and let himself surrender to baser instincts ... looks over to Dave, offers him some candy corn that isn't either ... Dave accepts and starts growing fuzzy mold at his base ... void sighs knowing Dave will soon become C'thulu ...wonders if he ought to go get a Siggoth, sits entranced yet again ...*

[Annika L]

Lemme put it in terms u will understand, o luffly person... if I manage 2 slip out of my restraints my domme will b in deep doodoo for restraining me so inadequately... being made helpless means just that... it does not mean 184 get outs.. nor does it mean a single 1;)!Wy, pray, wud I wish 2 escape:tongue:?

See, this is exactly the question I was asking myself. And yet I hear you can be so determined as to be unrestrainable! How does one make such a Force of Nature completely helpless? None of which answers the question of why you'd want to escape to begin with.

And then there's the subtext: the domme is in deep doodoo...what are her consequences? Are you such a switch as to turn the tables 182 degrees on her? And would she mind? :tongue:

[void()]

* wanders off, wheels out a large wooden crate with a label upon it reading "Do NOT allow void to open", sees a little string what acts a zipper to the crate, pulls and unzips the crate's front wall ... claps as 181 wildly spinning hamster balls with mad furry chipmunks are unleashed *

[darkeyes]

See, this is exactly the question I was asking myself. And yet I hear you can be so determined as to be unrestrainable! How does one make such a Force of Nature completely helpless? None of which answers the question of why you'd want to escape to begin with.

And then there's the subtext: the domme is in deep doodoo...what are her consequences? Are you such a switch as to turn the tables 182 degrees on her? And would she mind? :tongue:
Unrestrainable in everyday life as much as possible.. wen it comes 2 nookie, it depends on the sex.. I am not so submissive that every nookie sesh I allow mesel to be restrained.. and now and then I do like to control what is going on... sometimes even play the domme.. more submissive roles are Fran's preference, but we do like a wee change now and then... one of the nicest of wich is wer neither party is partic dominant, and wer the dirty deed(s) just happen as they happen, just consensually an luffliliy..

A domme may dominate the sex.. but just as I can b sed to b more submissive wen it comes 2 sex, a domme, or dom I s'pose, cannot always b sed 2 b the more assertive or dominant in everyday life.. wether they try to b or not, then shud my restraints come loose, unless control and hence absolute restraint is restored pdq, then ther is potential for the domme (or 2 b more precise, usually the sexually more dominant partner since S&M is part of the sex rather than the sex part of the S&M) to be on the receiving end of severe earache.. :impleased

....earache of at least 181 decibels..:tongue:

[sysper]

Unrestrainable in everyday life as much as possible.. wen it comes 2 nookie, it depends on the sex.. I am not so submissive that every nookie sesh I allow mesel to be restrained.. and now and then I do like to control what is going on... sometimes even play the domme.. more submissive roles are Fran's preference, but we do like a wee change now and then... one of the nicest of wich is wer neither party is partic dominant, and wer the dirty deed(s) just happen as they happen, just consensually an luffliliy..

A domme may dominate the sex.. but just as I can b sed to b more submissive wen it comes 2 sex, a domme, or dom I s'pose, cannot always b sed 2 b the more assertive or dominant in everyday life.. wether they try to b or not, then shud my restraints come loose, unless control and hence absolute restraint is restored pdq, then ther is potential for the domme (or 2 b more precise, usually the sexually more dominant partner since S&M is part of the sex rather than the sex part of the S&M) to be on the receiving end of severe earache.. :impleased

....earache of at least 181 decibels..:tongue:
u repeated 181 from the last post so 180 spanks for u :tongue:

i allways follow order properly......179......oh shit.....

[darkeyes]

u repeated 181 from the last post so 180 spanks for u :tongue:

i allways follow order properly......179......oh shit.....
uhuh.. 2 bites at the cherry in same post.. Annika wont b chuffed.. 178 smacks on bum for u.... but 177 for me... and more I trust cos of also having 2 bites at cherry in this post..:impleased

[void()]

u repeated 181 from the last post so 180 spanks for u :tongue:

i allways follow order properly......179......oh shit.....

* notes the disorder apparent, swats the sysper with a leather cat o' nines across his ass * Order followed, eh? I ought to give you 176 lashings before the mast for your wicked snideness here. As it is I think that gentle one will suffice for now. Beware the void that looks on. It is patient, kind, loving, delights in order followed. *grins*

* swats the Fran with the cat o' nines ever so gently across her arse * Ye silly git, make me have to keep up with the six of ye, go on now while the kettle she boils over! I need some tea with this brutal rum lest I forget the manner of a gentry. *chuckles softly*

[Annika L]

175 inane threads started in the past 24 hours

*reviews count* Sysper...you're cool...you made a successful attempt to restore order. Tis only Fran who seems to have trouble with Rule #3. Now on the one hand, as she suggests, if I'm lenient *even a bit* I run the risk of being overrun. On the other hand, I don't wish to be unfair to void, who posted sequentially.

So here we are and here we'll stay...and I'll deal with Fran as I must.

[darkeyes]

So here we are and here we'll stay...and I'll deal with Fran as I must.

For as long asya like luffly 1... 174 minutes or so will do fine for starters..:tongue: *holds out wrists for cuffing.. or woteva*.. :impleased

[pepperjack]

For as long asya like luffly 1... 174 minutes or so will do fine for starters..:tongue: *holds out wrists for cuffing.. or woteva*.. :impleased

173 chuckles produced by my smart-arsed, lovable rebel, Dark, who's def ' the offspring of a couple 'a hippies ! :smilies15