You can pretty much guess this person's bag was randomly searched:

[littlerayofsunshine]

Dong Da dong dong DONGGGGGGGG (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=367_1346421409)

[DuckiesDarling]

ROFLMAO, now I really wonder what happened to my Feeldoe between Christchurch and home.....

[falcondfw]

Only at JFK. LOL

[CelticBerserker]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/gay-couple-sues-united-continental-allegedly-finding-sex-toy-taped-luggage-article-1.1147449 :yikes2:

[Gearbox]

Looks like a scene from the porn version of Saw.:eek2:

[darkeyes]

Not as much fun as having Customs search ya bags and find Roger and 'is m8s and a few other naughty goodies ... restraints always more likely to widen the eyes of Customs than vibes...they have seen it all, but I do luff the way they try and keep str8 face,,, and 1ce luffed espesh the look on me dad's lil face as they raked through me sister's luggage... he had lil beetroot face an looked as if he just wanted the earth 2 swallow him up... they didn't check mine.. just as well... :tongue: Me mum didn't haff hav rite go at Hellen for that!!! *laffs* Me an me m8 wer 2 busy rollin' bout the floor in hysterics...

[littlerayofsunshine]

LOL Fran.

Sometimes I think the security/baggage search people are looking for something to lighten their day.

We were once going through the security check point and we had put our carry-ons and my purse through the scanner, when they zoomed in on my purse. I was wondering why they could have possibly zoomed in on my purse. Normally I just carry billfold, hairbrush, powder, wet wipes, day planner w/pen and a couple of lipsticks in my purse. So there are two security members and she's riffling through my compartments and pulled out a lipstick. It was a red one, slightly torpedo shaped like the old fashioned lipsticks before they put that slant at the tip. She goes "Ah hah!" as she takes the top casing off and begins to turn the base to "Turn on my vibrator". But alas it was just a red lipstick. So when it didn't "buzz" I said "Jokes on you I suppose". She scowled a little as she put it back in my purse, just thrown in and not back into where it had originally been. I was irked cause it held everyone up, but had a laugh about it later while waiting to board the plane. I had a few looks from fellow passengers, and the ones behind us at the security line said "Guess you got one on them!"

This was pre 9-11 days.