Unsolicited PMs Results

[_Joe_]

I know people don't care for unsolicited PMs in chat. So I make it a point to send out as many as I can.

RESULTS :

if anon#1 was a refugee fleeing from a third world country and had to smuggle a lemur or a chinchilla in their hat for their great grandmother, they would choose a lemur only because he has no idea what it is.

if anon#2 was forced to eat a sour lemon or sour lemon, it would be a sour lemon. However, if she had to smuggle bowtie or penne pasta out of her country, it would be bowtie.

If anon#3 had to choose between a hairless cat or very sticky ferret, they chose the ferret. Good choice as you can probably just wash the guy off.

If anon#4 had to choose between raisins or chopped dates up the nose, they choose dates.

Anon #5 refuses to talk to anyone in PM unless she knows them first. We'll never know if she would like to trim ear hair or nose hair from president obama while he slept.

Stay tuned for more perhaps unless ADD kicks in.

[_Joe_]

Anon #6 would like to go visit mars wearing a fishbowl helmet over a picklejar helmet design.

Anon #7 who is chook can't decide between tootsie rolls and cheetohs to shove into a taxi drivers ear because he enjoys being difficult on top of the language barrier between wtf is a tootsie roll or a cheetoh.

Anon #8 prefers a cow to keep their turfgrass in check instead of a goat because "I'm Bi" which I don't understand.

[Realist]

You're off you meds again, aren't you, Joe?

[falcondfw]

_Joe_,
Honestly, you are lucky you didn't run across me as one of your anon experiments in chat. Somebody asks me those kinds of insane questions first they get the sharp end of my tongue (er ... fingers. it's typing) telling them to get lost and what they can do with their question. Then I report them to the mod as a delusional idiot who should be watched for violent stalker tendencies.

[MelissaPDX]

I've been in chat rooms before and had creepy trolls or spam bots IM me with stuff like this. If there's not a block feature I report them as being a troll or spam.

[void()]

_Joe_,
Honestly, you are lucky you didn't run across me as one of your anon experiments in chat. Somebody asks me those kinds of insane questions first they get the sharp end of my tongue (er ... fingers. it's typing) telling them to get lost and what they can do with their question. Then I report them to the mod as a delusional idiot who should be watched for violent stalker tendencies.

Thanks for telling us in advanced. Also, thanks for being a spoil sport. I had hopes of pm'ing you with a really wacky question involving a choice between gelatin or non-dairy whipped cream. May have even asked you join in midget tossing. Oh well, you dampened that.

[_Joe_]

It's a sad day and age when people are so paranoid and frigid they can't recognize a fun-spirited individual who isn't trying to solicit sex or pursue an agenda, but only spread a laugh or two.

[falcondfw]

Sorry if you meant it in fun Joe. I over-reacted. It's just there are so many nut jobs on the web (nut the good kind).

[æonpax]

I have received more than my share of unsolicited PM's, 90% of them deal with sex though. There's nothing wrong with that and I generally reply that I'm grateful for their thoughts but not interested in pursuing them.

However, I do not believe I've received any "insane" messages...off-beat? yeah...perverted? of course...but not insane.

[void()]

However, I do not believe I've received any "insane" messages...off-beat? yeah...perverted? of course...but not insane.

Just you wait ... "muhahahahaha!"

[**Peg**]

It's a sad day and age when people are so paranoid and frigid they can't recognize a fun-spirited individual who isn't trying to solicit sex or pursue an agenda, but only spread a laugh or two.


don't let the buggers get ya down JOE, we who KNOW you, love you, and *I* for one am happy to see you back :) while being somewhat crushed that you NEVER tried to solicit sex from me..... nope ! it's too late now, for I have another :yikes2:

[by~his~side]

Did Peg really type the word SEX??

[Realist]

Peg, the poor thing...she's off her meds, too!

Disclaimer: Just jokin' Joe/Peg!

I picked up on your original humor, Joe....honest.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LOL Welcome back Joe. And youve been at the chocolate raisins whilst peddling your ass in chat again...havent you? :}
Hugggss
Cat

[Ninnian]

Dear Joe-
I wish you hadn't outed my prefernces for chinchilla over lemurs. I DO know what lemurs are... however thier coats are not nearly as fine for combing and sweater making.. so; la.
Peg, might I suggest , if you happen to want Joe' sattention.. that you offer up a set of spurs and a crop. No, ist still not sex, but a ride on Joe's shoulders about teh chat room is teh next best thing. I know this from experience.

Honest- I'd troll for unsolicited (okok.. I know that make sthen technically NOT UNsolicited.. go with me here) Joe PMs whenever possible. Just becuase his mind works in mysterious ways, doenst mean he inst a whole helluva great guy. and an awesome friend. An fun to ride when you havent got a horsey or such.

My two cents.. which are worth like.. -.25cents
Nin

[**Peg**]

ohhhhh sis, don't get me started LMAO..

chinchilla? - you kinky lil thing! JOE's influence I'm sure, for I KNOW for a fact aint none them in your neck of the woods. Shoulders? um... lower Nin lower *whimper* ....ok I gotta go consult with hunny *big toothy grin*

signed: soon (we hope) changing 'n's to 'b's

[**Peg**]

hey sweet pussy I noticed that too (asspeddlin) !! wonder what he's up to?

.....wait: can he eat those? *hands JOE some more lactobacillus* :)

[**Peg**]

well.....JOE started it....got me all twitterpated

[**Peg**]

ROFLMAO @ Ben.....good one !

[void()]

ROFLMAO @ Ben.....good one !

Shh, I'm still coming up with something completely and wholly bat shit insane for aeon. Is it impolite to ask about thermodynamics of squid eggs in relationship to astro-glide used during coitus? Could one be possibly considered rude if asking a future sexual partner to don the garb of a political figure from Pluto, and role play a sex fantasy involving green toasters?

[falcondfw]

Shh, I'm still coming up with something completely and wholly bat shit insane for aeon. Is it impolite to ask about thermodynamics of squid eggs in relationship to astro-glide used during coitus? Could one be possibly considered rude if asking a future sexual partner to don the garb of a political figure from Pluto, and role play a sex fantasy involving green toasters?

Only you void. Only you. lol.

[Long Duck Dong]

Shh, I'm still coming up with something completely and wholly bat shit insane for aeon. Is it impolite to ask about thermodynamics of squid eggs in relationship to astro-glide used during coitus? Could one be possibly considered rude if asking a future sexual partner to don the garb of a political figure from Pluto, and role play a sex fantasy involving green toasters?

just for you, void, just for you

http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7109066/Squid-sperm-inseminate-diners-mouth

[void()]

just for you, void, just for you

http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7109066/Squid-sperm-inseminate-diners-mouth

I had noted this but not read the article on a media reflecting site. Causes wonder about the calamari I eat at our local Chinese place. I would so love getting pregnant with squid. Heck yeah! Cthulu comes calling for sure! *LOL*

Can see the headlines:

"Man eating squid gives birth to squid via oral vaginal conception!" "Squid eating man gives birth to Dark Messiah!"

I bet that would really frighten Rob Zombie. Hm, on second thought probably not. He would likely just give a grunting chuckle and keep on rocking.

Ah, I need to rent a van again. This is just too coinkidental, I'll pick up Anne rice, let her drive. Maybe she will prove more successful than Koontz. Must use new squid birthing mouth to terrorize King to death. Muhahahahaha!!!!!

Although, some of my recent nightmares if I chose to draft them out might be a better choice of weapon. No, cannot do that. I would get arrested for bearing weapons of mass destruction. "Oh look, literary madness sugar coated for easy mass consumption! Majikly delicious! Drink it down you slobbering wretches of dope fiend children, guzzle up the infectious madness disguised as horror novels! Muhahahahaha!"

"Front!"