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dafydd
Apr 7, 2012, 7:30 AM
i think im in some kind crises, ive spent the last hour in a trance, tapping an on screen keyboard, slower than hell and theorizing something that doesnt seem to need explainig, at the time and now reads like gobble de gook. then spent another correcting typos to create acres of *WTF am i doing with my life?* nonsense splattered across the page. truth is im not myself. and my mania is becoming clear. the problem is an old one that is back again with alatming force. the absence of the emotion now is overwhelming and i ned to ask if any has experienced the same. ive never felt anything for anyone. is that odd? i know i sound like an opinionated sanctamoanious yet wanker (insert frequency) of the time time but im just an innocent whisp who really wants some love before im 35 and dried out. apologies if youre 35 and still moist.prepare for the dessication of your desire as u take a look into my secret confessions of a bipolar bisexual. it might read cold, it felt even colder. i picked up a girl at the brazilian restaurant across the street 2 nights ago. we shared a clove cigerette on my lawn. it was nice. afterward i fucked her in the ass on the sofa by the fish tank, as she smoked another cig and i pretended i was pumping uma thurman on the cover of pulp fiction. i could see my reflection in the glass tank, but not hers. the sex was urgent, no foreplay... and i came too soon but didnt apologise or attempt to please. we lay looking at the fish for a while and then because her talk bored me i iniatiated sex again., mainly so she'd stop talking and her tits wrre great and that seemed to suffce. i went down on her and had a bad asthma attack. it was a really bad one though i remembered feeling relief as soon as it started. when id calmed down, and i used my inhaler she said she had to go. i booked her a cab but made sure there would be enuf to time to engineer a last blow job. it was awkward, she wasny picking up the cues. in the end i simply asked "coulfd you suck me off? just quickly b4 your cab arrives?" i thought she looked confused that id been so frank. though frankly iid simply activated my gay 'u can but ask' lingo chip.. now those words haunt me....their sheer coldness what an epitaph for the evening! in the hallway i helped her to put on her coat. she smiled then bent down in front of me. id alrwady significantly angled my hips forward toward her head when i saw she was simply putting on her shoes. she saw my mistake too, my arrogant assumption. though i still tried to cover it up as a manly farewell pose, like a ships captain setting sail, only i was alrwady adrift. she left me, frozen hips jutting forward, my marrow of an erection feeling now like a smalll shrivelled okra, like when i was 8, and i thought it was just a pee pee tube... my god men.... didnt we all? now it feels like my dick acts only as a greedy Wabberjack, absorbing anything around it that might look like love and understandin, domesticity or even mariage, anything that might threaten its current quality .... no no.. its quantity and variety of service. thats when i theorised urology evolution and the second time man stood on two legs and advanced his species. i need advice/abuse , im ready to just bend over and take what u give. but u dont mind if smoke do u?

dafydd
Apr 7, 2012, 7:39 AM
the typos and missings are icreasing. icant even write anymore. does itmatter? as long as u get the gist u can afect a response ur opinions off. ashtray please. sure if u must sjoke top just balande it on my back

dafydd
Apr 7, 2012, 7:45 AM
i dont even understand what i just wrote. i feel like old voidy now

Long Duck Dong
Apr 7, 2012, 7:48 AM
most people would ask, wtf are you smoking and why are you not passing it around... or where the fuck are your meds that you have not been taking......

I am gonna ask.... how long have you been on the low ebb.......cos i could say * dude, it gets better *, like a dan savage impersonator.... but you would ask when, and I would have to sit here looking more stupid than a check out operator having to use their own brain to work out what 1 +1 is.....

or I could just sit beside ya, look at the fish tank and say... ya fish are ugly and that you would need to bend over and look at the fish tank while I point with my .... *finger *.... lol.....

fuck it, I will just hug ya and tell you, that ..... mmmmm.... we love ya, dafydd

dafydd
Apr 7, 2012, 8:15 AM
i just added to the About Me section on my profile which explains about more about me. despite my tone i am currently well. when start to make sense again and can spell ull know ive returned to Mordor to cast my ususual nihilistic, sour-eye over you all xxx: :)

Gearbox
Apr 7, 2012, 12:05 PM
What you need is a nice cup of tea and some fresh mountain air as we compare sex fuckups with each other. Ohh how we'd cringe relaying past events of complete shitiness that we'd rather forget and pretend it wasn't us, or wish we had menstrual cycles to blame it on.lol

Have a chill.:)