lost my mojo to magika

[dafydd]

im really depressed. :( im self-medicating with Skyrim. no seriously im down d

[axlton]

Well you could try this instead, I find it far superior to any game-based medications.


4724

[Long Duck Dong]

lmao you poor poor man...... self medicating with skyrim...lol.... tho it could be worse, you could be doing it with MW3 or ME3 lol......

anyways, whats up with you that has you so down and ........ self medicating with a Xbox360 / ps3 ?

[void()]

Well you could try this instead, I find it far superior to any game-based medications.


4724

I take those. after a bit they really don't help.

[dafydd]

spring makes me want to nest LDD. always has. but i dunno who or what i want anymore. i want to build a birdhouse in my soul, and find a bird (or a bee) to move in. instead ive got a nest of doritoes and broken pringles in my bed, and im starting to become attracted to computer game characters. earlier i wanked off to a nord guard, cos he had a two handed mace, and he looked fit with his horned helmet. can u imagine the constant scene. me flat on back fixated on my samsung 46incher, furiously tugging and tapping at the motion controller between my legs. then i have a couple beers and start to wonder why im single. i gotta get out of bed. but fantasy worlds are so much more appealing. self-loathing isn't sexy i know. self-sucking however... d

[dafydd]

i know...im going to start a bisexual skyrim group. but u can only join if ur a level 29 Bisexual or have equal or greater skill as another character that looks hot. no perverts it's not mile high rimming club...its a serious fantasy epic with dedicated seriously lonely fans. The group is started. Im a Level 33 Breton, an archer actually.. i was born in Rifton im here to assist any skyrim novices who suck. d

[Long Duck Dong]

lol dafydd..... wanking off to a nord guard ??? they are not really my type, but if there was a nice wood elf or a forest folk priestess, then yes, I would be inclined to deal with the *woodwork *, lol

[dafydd]

the group is called SKYRIMMERS. check it out. its lame right now. im going to post my stats soon and take a pic of my Breton. I can tell you now that he prefers the 2 Handed Skill over the One Handed. Its necessary when you're swinging a huge battle axe around (Damage Level 50 with a Grand Soul Gem enchantment of Ravage Stamina) anyone? hello?

[Long Duck Dong]

lol I have seen skyrim, never really played it,.... I have tried morrow wind tho.......

you wanna start a bisexual gamers group as well, and you may find that you get a lot of people that share the same interests in gaming.....DD and I both are very active gamers

[raistkit]

got any room for a cross dressing druid ? umm hope you don't mind a healer that has a habit of shape shifting . kit

[dafydd]

everyone is accepted in SKYRIMMERS. what kind of shapes do u like to shift? :) group open now.

[Long Duck Dong]

oh shape shifting now ? we are getting kinky.....lol ...

werewolfe, along the lines of underworlds lucian...lol....

vampire, I would perfer the gangrel from the whitewolf vampire: the masquerade RPG cos the gangrel are the animal shapeshifter vampires

and the druid from baldurs gate 2 with their shape shifting abilities.....

[DuckiesDarling]

Ohhhh shapeshifting... I think I'll play one that has the abilities of Mystique from Xmen without the blue scaly skintone to begin with :)

[Long Duck Dong]

Ohhhh shapeshifting... I think I'll play one that has the abilities of Mystique from Xmen without the blue scaly skintone to begin with :)

you morph into a whale with a hardon, I am going to show you just how fast I can run..... and it will not be towards the bedroom

[DuckiesDarling]

you morph into a whale with a hardon, I am going to show you just how fast I can run..... and it will not be towards the bedroom


Darling dearest Duckie.... I'll tie you up first :)

[dafydd]

when my character turned back into a naked, buff, hairy chested, hunk of a man from his werewolf wanderings....i get hard. is that wrong? as a werewolf he's quite fit too. is that worse? have i created my own character animatic, self-projected, lyconthropic, virtual porn resource? what is this? narcissistic zoophilia anime? is this why I'm alone?

[Long Duck Dong]

lol narcissistic zoophilia anime ? roflmao........ nope, but there is a spiritual term for it.... identifying with your totem, or the qualities of a animal that you are drawn to the most....lol...

the image of the werewolfe is the visual aspect, but its the qualities of the wolf that can resonate with you..... lol


Wolf's Wisdom Includes:
· Facing the end of one's cycle with dignity and courage
· Death and rebirth
· Spirit teaching
· Guidance in dreams and meditations
· Instinct linked with intelligence
· Social and familial values
· Outwitting enemies
· Ability to pass unseen
· Steadfastness
· Skill in protection of self and family
· Taking advantage of change

does a shamanistic trance dance and tickles dafydd with feathers lol.....

[dafydd]

lol narcissistic zoophilia anime ? roflmao........ nope, but there is a spiritual term for it.... identifying with your totem, or the qualities of a animal that you are drawn to the most....lol... the image of the werewolfe is the visual aspect, but its the qualities of the wolf that can resonate with you..... lol Wolf's Wisdom Includes: · Facing the end of one's cycle with dignity and courage · Death and rebirth · Spirit teaching · Guidance in dreams and meditations · Instinct linked with intelligence · Social and familial values · Outwitting enemies · Ability to pass unseen · Steadfastness · Skill in protection of self and family · Taking advantage of change does a shamanistic trance dance and tickles dafydd with feathers lol..... wow, you totally nailed my personality. i think what ur referring to in an animal guide is a 'familiar' funny that a werewolf is changed by the moon and is mortally wounded by a silver bullet. you know what the moon signifies? and what a bullet signifies? still, so many of my lovers have called me a pig, that i thought id have to ruminate as a ruminant for the rest of my life. slightly concerned though that despite clearly wearing no underwear, my anime wolf totem appears to have no totem pole. do u think it just hangs lower because of the stooped posture of such a large beast?

[Long Duck Dong]

close..... lol a familiar is a companion, in flesh or spirit.... a totem is a animal essence that mirrors the qualities and changes in a person as they live life...lol

the moon represents the nocturnal, the hidden, the inner self..... and as people are very animalistic in nature ( they mirror the animal world in behievour and mannerism etc ) and so the moon is said to draw out the animal in the person.... lol a bit like lunatic means people that went mad in the light of the full moon...

the silver bullet aspect... lol... it has its basis in a legend.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_G%C3%A9vaudan

interesting and useless bit of knowledge... a wolves penis is hidden unlike a dogs, cos of the fur and the body structure of a wolf.... even standing up, its barely visible....

I think I read far too much lol.......

btw Pig/Sow/Boar's Wisdom Includes:· Crone Goddess
· Rooting out the truth
· Deep Earth magick
· Past life knowledge
· Intelligence
· Cunning
· Becoming invisible during times of danger

[axlton]

I can shape-shift as well, but only into a slice of toast. It's only really useful at breakfast time :(

[dafydd]

you must get easily burnt. ill have to start buttering you up. bet you're a thick cut.

[dafydd]

[QUOTE=Long Duck Dong;225876]close..... lol a familiar is a companion, in flesh or spirit.... a totem is a animal essence that mirrors the qualities and changes in a person as they live life...lol the moon represents the nocturnal, the hidden, the inner self..... and as people are very animalistic in nature ( they mirror the animal world in behievour and mannerism etc ) and so the moon is said to draw out the animal in the person.... lol a bit like lunatic means people that went mad in the light of the full moon... the silver bullet aspect... lol... it has its basis in a legend.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_G%C3%A9vaudan interesting and useless bit of knowledge... a wolves penis is hidden unlike a dogs, cos of the fur and the body structure of a wolf.... even standing up, its barely visible.... [END QUOTE} LDD, Its not useless information if ur a werewolf. Jeez so all that snarling and teeth gnashing is just over compensation huh? no wonder they only come out at night, and are always found in the morning in a feotal position. the moon represents women and the power of their lunar cycle (and men's terror of it) see Lars Von Triers 'Melancholia' for ultimate moon/mysoginistic symbolism. Being attracted to lycanthopy makes sense for me, as woman have really transformed me before. I always thought the silver bullet was symbolic of the one sperm that gets to the egg e.g the epitomy of male virility. See Look Who's Talking 1 & 2 for anthropoligic depictions of sperm as Alpha Man (John Travoltas CGI jizz - there's an image for you). Men have more capacity to wound me emotionally, have done before. Women tend to make me act in ways I dont recognise or feel always i understand (in a good way of course for both). i think i might go with the pig totem. i mean pigs come out in the daytime. theyve got nothing to be ashamed of. u know rolling around, genitalia fully exposed. a male pig doesnt need to over compensate. he knows hes got it going on. if u want good tasty sausage, who're youre gonna call? no wonder the wolf kept going on about 'blowing things' down in those 'huff and I'll puff' piggy fairy tales of old. Sure wolfie wanted a bit of pork, but not to eat! Theres no way i dont sound like a complete freak today is there? d

[darkeyes]

spring makes me want to nest LDD. always has. but i dunno who or what i want anymore. i want to build a birdhouse in my soul, and find a bird (or a bee) to move in. instead ive got a nest of doritoes and broken pringles in my bed, and im starting to become attracted to computer game characters. earlier i wanked off to a nord guard, cos he had a two handed mace, and he looked fit with his horned helmet. can u imagine the constant scene. me flat on back fixated on my samsung 46incher, furiously tugging and tapping at the motion controller between my legs. then i have a couple beers and start to wonder why im single. i gotta get out of bed. but fantasy worlds are so much more appealing. self-loathing isn't sexy i know. self-sucking however... d
Is luffly an warm out 'ere.. sittin' in shade in the garden watchin me daughter and her latest beau lie on the grass canoodlin'... any nestin' done ther an ther will be a 15yo lad findin' himsel in hot water!!! The daft bugger will have summat 2 b depressed 'bout!! Thermometer reads 19 wich is summat for March... an thats in the shade!! We r all goin' down the pub in a bit for lunch an sit outside an watch just how much less depression ther is on luffly warm sunny days.. bloody had 2 fone an book an all wich is shockin'!!! But we have booked the best table out of the house so wot can b betta? Is gud 2 b chummy wiv the landlord!!! Nice 2 b able 2 wear summer clothes!!! God I luff the spring..

Soz it makes u feel depressed, daffy.. cud b worse... cud b a foot of snow out ther or b pissin' down an it cud b November an all those grotty shitty, damp, mizzy, bollock freezin, 'orrible days 2 come... our cherry tree is just comin in2 blossom an the apple an pear trees will b in a week or 2.. luffly... in a few weeks the swallows, swifts, martins will b back an they will b nestin and cant wait 2 hear the 1st cuckoo... lots of the native species already r buildin ther nests.. depressed? Not on ur nellie babes!!! Have had a lot 2 b depressed about lately, daffy. But not 2 day!! Life an the livin of it is gud!!

[dafydd]

sounds lovely darky. me? im sitting in grey north west london looking at a street full of miserable Dot Cottons shuffling past. but your lovely scene has put me in the mind to watch some bird cams. Yeah, i wanna see some great tits, playing around in their bird boxes. ahh..nature. (cracks open a beer and pops open another tube of Pringles). The only pop that lasts long enough to stop me skyrimming.

[elian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMctMhMOtrY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkZzEAi_2U

[dafydd]

thanx elian, those clips were much needed. myers is very underated as a comic. he can make really crass jokes work because he does them with so much earnest innocence. brilliant