Anal sex and the "messyness" factor [Archive]

cum4fun

Mar 16, 2012, 5:07 PM

meflash

Mar 16, 2012, 5:26 PM

I almost always know if I'm going to recive anal & its my prep not to eat much that day & no dinner. I use an enema 2hrs before I have sex. I use a dildoe to make sure I'm clean & helps get ready for the real thing. So far no mess.

Linda.19

Mar 16, 2012, 5:54 PM

I always prepare myself a while before I have anal sex. I use a douche to rinse myself out before I shower. Not eating too much the day before helps (good for the diet) It's all a matter of personal hygene. I have had some large cocks in me and never any trouble.

Gearbox

Mar 16, 2012, 6:03 PM

'Clean' anal sex just isn't spontaneous. No two ways about it.:love87:
You could ask if it's clean down there, and if it's not, just do other stuff.

cornholejoe

Mar 16, 2012, 6:33 PM

allways use a condom

Long Duck Dong

Mar 16, 2012, 10:19 PM

personally, I have always told people to change their diet so that they have a regular bowel movement in the morning, as the body becomes used to that, as its a lot easier on the body if a person has a regular cycle...... and makes it more possible for spontaneous sex ....even morning sex

the not eating / going without food, doesn't help cos food can take a couple of days to work thru the body, specially some meats, and other foods can go thru you faster than the IRD thru your assets..... and so you can still end up with a mess even if you have cleaned yourself out

while enemas and douches are fine if you are careful, the chemicals in the water can be dangerous, so a water purifier is a very good idea, as there is a growing problem with people with issues and problems with their lower tract, and the same with lubes, they can react with the chemicals in the water.... so *pure * water is a safer option people, you may need to warm it first.....

elian

Mar 16, 2012, 10:27 PM

That's peculiar, I don't have very much anal sex (giving or receiving) but I've never really had a problem with being "clean" - as long as the person empties themselves ahead of time and has a bit of a shower or bath (better to relax you anyway).

I do agree with external soap and water but I never saw the need for an enema. I'm no doctor but your colon is basically a septic system right (besides absorbing nutrients)? - I would think that too many enemas would actually be unhealthy for you.

Brian

Mar 16, 2012, 10:56 PM

drugstore cowboy

Mar 17, 2012, 1:51 AM

Anal sex shouldn't be messy. I do not get it and never have, but my partner likes to get it sometimes and he just makes sure he's voided himself and empty. There's no need for an enema. I don't lick asses or get licked at all but friends of mine who do just wash with hot water and soap like you do when you bathe.

dm330

Mar 17, 2012, 8:04 AM

I don't want anybody's poop on my wang, so I don't get into it. I can watch it in porn and love what I see, but it's not for me. Vagina and mouths are for my penis only.

biguycancun

Mar 17, 2012, 9:29 AM

Many years ago I suffered from a burst vein in my intestinal wall. Lots of bleeding, anemia and a very quick loss of weight over a 10 day period as the doctors contemplated surgery. After a round of barium x-ray studies the bleeding stopped spontaneously. The surgeon was hoping for that result as he'd seen it before. The heavy bulk of the barium passing through the intestine exerts sufficient pressure to compress the offending area and a clot and healing ensue.

During my recovery I was advised to add a psyllium supplement which would add fiber bulk to my diet. Here in Mexico and in the US it's known as Metamucil. Since 1997 I have consumed a teaspoon, dissolved in tea, coffee or any other liquid twice a day. Besides never having another intestinal bleed a major side-effect of this additive is what I call the "paperless office". After the first week, as your body becomes accustomed to the fiber, its laxative qualities subside and you find that the consistency of bowel movements leaves nothing behind (pun unintended). Rolls of toilet paper last much longer and you are confidently clean. While I still prefer to wash before sex, and a joint shower can be a very erotic prelude, it's comforting to know I'm clean and have nothing to worry about.

elian

Mar 17, 2012, 10:56 AM

It isn't the colon or rectum that impresses me as much as the prostate massage. :impleased I remember -whimpering- when I first tried that.. *blushes*

69luvr

Mar 17, 2012, 4:31 PM

great idea! I will try it!

wanderingrichard

Mar 17, 2012, 7:54 PM

there's a book called Guide to Anal Pleasure and Health. gives you great information on the best ways to prep, some toys that work well, diet tips, etc.

personal experience, always wear a condom and it might be best to hold it in place with some kind of cinch or strap. last thing you want is to lose it inside . make sure it's non allergenic for your partner as well as yourself. yes people have latex and other material allergies.. and you can end up in anaphaltic shock faster anally that any other way except inject. use the thickest greasiest lube you can find, but stay away from petroluem jelly!! astro glide is nice but not what you want here. Patience is a huge key factor.

joshua280964

Mar 18, 2012, 2:55 AM

The messier the better.I luv my cock covered in shit and my partner sucking it clean.

Long Duck Dong

Mar 18, 2012, 3:13 AM

The messier the better.I luv my cock covered in shit and my partner sucking it clean.

scat play is something that has never interested me... the saying " eat shit and die " comes to mind, lol.... and it does amuse me how there can be reactions by people about how disgusting and revolting it is but all the research I have done on it, points to the fact that its actually safe than piss drinking, rimming and anal sex, by way of medical issues and problems arising from such activities.....

as long as you enjoy it, then lol I can not see a issue, but you will never see me trying that, I will eat bugs and raw meat, however scat is not on the menu for me lol

FunE1

Mar 18, 2012, 1:26 PM

I'm not one of those people who is lucky enough to be having spontaneous sexual encounters (much as I might try) so I usually know when I might have the potential for some anal action. I try to clean with an enema a few hours before hand followed by a good shower. Never had any issues with it being messy... except when I've had a much longer than average penis. But, as others have said, it's anal sex, some mess is to be expected.

axlton

Mar 18, 2012, 11:12 PM

Between the messiness and the health considerations I just can't get into it at all. Same (more so) with rimming/analingus. But each to his own. The late Christopher Hitchens, a straight man, described anal sex as "overrated". It is good to try everything once (or twice, or three, or four times) is my philosophy.

- Drew :paw:

In my opinion any man who says that anal sex is overrated (at least on the receiving end) has never had it done right. When it's good there's just a way that the prostate and bladder get bumped in rapid succession that makes it feel like a very intense and never ending orgasm. Then when you finally do blow it's much better than the usual orgasm, way more volume and intensity. Though everyone does have a slightly unique physiology and anatomical structure, so it may be that some are built in a way that makes it easier to experience this than others.

As far as messiness, I never trust that I'm clean and always insist on an enema no more than an hour or two before hand. Though most of my encounters are either I'm going to see someone where anal is a possibility, or, someone is going to be coming over and it's a possibility and there's time to prepare before hand. So for me it hardly ever kills spontaneity.

Hephaestion

Mar 19, 2012, 8:00 AM

The messier the better.I luv my cock covered in shit and my partner sucking it clean.

A sort of 'poopsicle'

Herculoid Poirot

Mar 19, 2012, 9:13 AM

I've never really had a problem with messiness, a quick enema beforehand and everything is hunky dory.

Hephaestion

Mar 19, 2012, 5:31 PM

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The story - Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. Stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks

TonyBi4older

Mar 23, 2012, 3:59 PM

I very much enjoy anal play (very much, or did I already say that) but always have to cleans before the pleasure starts as I've some interesting results. But as with several others who replied, I find the enema process cumbersome and messy. Perhaps it's my lack of technique. I've never really known how much liquid to take, how long to hold and then hope to goodness I make it to the pot on time. If anyone has any suggestions I would surely like to know them.
Thanks.

FunE1

Mar 23, 2012, 5:15 PM

.....as with several others who replied, I find the enema process cumbersome and messy. Perhaps it's my lack of technique. I've never really known how much liquid to take, how long to hold and then hope to goodness I make it to the pot on time....Thanks.

Tony--

I have 2 enema tools that I use for cleaning, which one depends on the time available.

The first is a re-usable rubber enema bag for when I have more time. The other is a squeeze-bulb for when I need a faster cleanse. The first is definitely a bit easier as the bulb enema requires a bit of, uhm, coordination.

You only need to clean the first 4-6" (usually) of the anus, so you don't need to take a large amount of water, just enough to help flush stuff out. I usually take just enough water to feel full down there... and once I reach that amount, I get to the toilet and expel. No need to hold for any extended time, really, the benefit comes from the flushing. If I have more time, I use a full bag of water, OR with the bulb enema, 3 to 4flushes. Usually that gets me as clean as I and my partners like without feeling like I have to run to the bathroom every five minutes for the next few hours.

I ONLY use water, no fancy douches or such. WARM WATER. Not hot (obviously) and not cold (can contribute to cramps which is definitely what you DON'T want).

Hope that helps. YMMV.

dafydd

Mar 24, 2012, 4:41 AM

use humour to deflect uncomfortable situations regarding Sex and the Shitty. I remember once remarking after a vigourous session, as I caught that unwelcome whiff and looked downward at the source (a lover frozen with embarassment at realising he had a human digestion system), "oh.. you like sweetcorn too then" Corn on the Knob is an occupational hazzard. any man (or augmented woman) that makes u feel bad or awkward for messy botty should be quickly dispensed with (and\or silenced). I I even reckon some guys get off on the fact that they could mine so deep. i dunno. if ur a top, even if u cant crack a joke, just dont let them here you throwing up in the toilet afterward..... kind of ruins the intimacy of the sex act. And who can forget that 'The Scat Man" was a Number 1 hit in the UK in the mid 90's, bought by millions of pop and pooper lovers alike. But word of advice. also be weary if u turn up at a shags's house and see a glass coffee table, cleared.

Hephaestion

Mar 24, 2012, 6:16 AM

dafydd

Mar 24, 2012, 7:02 AM

Corn on the knob - so true KY jelly amongst other things can give people wet wind. The concept of the air gun becomes very much apparent (assuming that the punishment has not caused a sealing swelling) Was it Lady Chatterley that refered to her 'most intimate' part as denioting anal sex. With all of the mishaps one understands why anal sex is said to be more intimate than any other kind of sex. A good sense of humour definitley required. didnt lady shaterrly use smelling salts? and lets not forget the loose buttocks of the prissy top who freaks out at the slightest desanitised speck of poop, then lets rip with some of the most industrial farts during climax. notice how they sometimes reverse out and park themselves straight onto their backs after cumming, claiming all the effort with huffs and puffs of great aplomb. its easy for a top to bury the evidence. u think a top douches before sex? i say inspect his underwear as he whips them off hoping to distract with the big reveal. the slightest hint of skid marks could indicate loose mudflaps during the ride. better to let him squit before ur on head. vile topic. no wonder they hate us. its why i dislike the thought of rimming. its where we get the term "brown nosing" in the uk. ive already written too much now on this crap topic, and feel the need to light a match.

wanderingrichard

Mar 24, 2012, 7:30 PM

Tony,
quick off the shelf fix is to purchase Fleets Enema 4 or 6 packs at your local pharmacy. One will usually get you mostly clean or at least somewhat moving. 2 is usually better if you have the time to do so. Remember you might have aftershocks so stay put for a bit, then remember to wash thoroughly afterwards. again, this is all beforehand in home preparation.

Had someone ask in private about lube retention... the book i mentioned earlier tells you that most of it will be expelled with your first normal movement post experience, which i found to be mostly true.

Do yourself a favor and find a copy of the book. and no, i am in no way affiliated with the author or publisher.

Oh, and, remove condom from base forward, just like the instructions tell you.. avoids a lot of the mess so many are squeamish about.

Cherokee_Mountaincat

Mar 25, 2012, 3:23 PM

All of this advice is wonderful for we women who love pegging, and strapon fun too. If the man is clean internally, then the eww factor is alot less for fun later. Sometimes, if a spontainious moment comes into play, then you gotta expect a little icky. I mean, look where yer at fer Spirits sakes.....
Have fun, but play safe and clean at all times..:}
Cat

Wanabee

Mar 26, 2012, 10:33 AM

All right here it goes....This is something that is very frustrating for me and I'd like to get a few opinions on the matter.

My "problem" is that I enjoy anal sex with both sexes(when I can get it), very much. However, we all know how "messy" that can get and because of that, I shy away.

It seems that the only way to get around that, is for the receiver to always do an enema before anything starts to happen, but needless to say, it kinda throws all the spontaneity away. Also, you have to have a very caring partner who's willing to do that for you, any time you'd get in the mood-which seems to me might be asking alot from your partner.

What do you all think?...........

Being a vegetarian helps. Back in the 1970's we (my partner and I) discovered that I was less messy and hence I predominately played the bottom/receiving part. But I didn't know why until the age of Internet and found that it was due to my vegetarian diet. Also I ate very little startchy food like rice, bread, etc...

dafydd

Mar 26, 2012, 10:45 AM

Being a vegetarian helps. Back in the 1970's we (my partner and I) discovered that I was less messy and hence I predominately played the bottom/receiving part. But I didn't know why until the age of Internet and found that it was due to my vegetarian diet. Also I ate very little startchy food like rice, bread, etc...

are u kidding me...? vegetarians are M.E.S.S.Y. er cabbage....cauliflower....? that stuff stinks before it even goes in! smells like school dinners on its way out. day old school dinners.

but the worst are Vegans. All those beans and pulses. I'm sorry but i'm not gonna add to climate change by mining some methane mule.

I won't even attempt anal sex with lovers these days until I've seen some kind of dead animal pass between their lips. You eat sausage, if you want sausage: is what i have to say.

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Wanabee

Mar 27, 2012, 12:51 PM

Humm... No. I don't take cauliflower. I'm sorry I didn't made it clear, I was referring to asian way of preparing food. I'm no longer a vegetarian, haven't been 1 since I got married. Comparing now and then, I find it hard to empty the bower all out as compared to my younger year when I was a vegetarian. As for the smell I think it is the same, all shit smells bad! But nowadays you can find good Cleaning apparatus and lube. Back in the 70s and 80s we used Johnson skin Lotion (the pink color one) to help masked the smell. And if you really want to make a stink bomb, try using egg white as lube and the next day your farts will drive dead ants away! :D. Cheers.