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jdfreckle
Feb 15, 2012, 6:52 PM
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The Middle Aged Married White Male Closeted Bisexual Cross Dressing Blues
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I've got the Middle Aged Married White Male Closeted Bisexual Cross Dressing Blues.
No one knows how smooth I feel.
Yes I'm a Polyester Panty Paula.
And no one knows how smooth I feel.
There ain't no one who 'preciates me.
And that's the sad unadulterated truth.

Oh yes there's plenty of us out there.
But we're all just crowded right in here.
Oh yes there's plenty of us out there.
And this closet's gettin' smaller all the time.
Yes there's plenty of us in here.
More in than out. More in than out.
And this closet's gettin' smaller all the time.

Well move over brother, here comes another.
How did you get in here? So your wife read that Cosmo article too.
Well move over brother, here comes another.
How did you get in here? So your wife read that Cosmo article too.
What a short lived wonderful experience that was, don't you think?
"I'm glad you liked it but it's too messy. It's only for once in a while.
Let's save it for something special. I didn't really like it. You can do it on your own."
Dumped by a bag of excuses, "my wife doesn't participate", left to do it on your own.

So row with me brother. You grab my oar and I'll grab yours.
Yes row with me brother. You grab my oar and I'll grab yours.
Sculling partner wanted, read the ads on craigslist.
"Pull! Pull! Pull! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"
MWM LF FWB, FWB, FWB, FWB, FWB.
No one ever really meets you, rightfully righteously scared of STDs.

welickit
Feb 15, 2012, 7:14 PM
This is a joke right? Maybe a Valentines Day early April Fools Day?

braids
Feb 15, 2012, 8:59 PM
Not a bad poem though shows so talent