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wanderingrichard
Jun 1, 2006, 6:39 PM
ever wonder at the decscriptive power of the modern english language?? especially our insults?

recently i've come across these two which have become favorites for me. and i'm even gonna toss in an old standby to use as a comparison.

1] instead of saying someone has their head up thier ass, try telling them they have a serious case of "cranial rectosis"

a] the old standby here was military jargon; ' you have your cranial computer in rectal defilade"

and the other one is

2] anal glaucoma "when you can't see your ass coming [ or going ] to work today."

yeah i know, tongue in cheek, these are anal retentive. but, doesnt that make ya wonder what we think of other people on a daily basis? or is it that our ways of thinking have become crappy? :eek:

please, join in. if you have one to share add it on.. lets see how creative our linguistic skills are.
Rich

codybear3
Jun 1, 2006, 6:50 PM
Hey wanderingrichard....My best friend and I once came up with this one. It seems that here in the States, men will puff out thier chest, stand toe to toe and repeatedly say "Fuck you" over and over again when getting ready to duke it out.

I think that if we said something other than "fuck you", maybe like "May the fleas of a thousand camels congregate on your testicles and harden to rock-like consistancy", it would either scare them off or leave them scratching thier heads for maybe enough time to haul your ass outa ass-kicking... :paw: :paw: :bigrin:

OralBradley
Jun 2, 2006, 2:42 PM
I once knew a Navy CPO whose most common reaction to frustration was: "Fuck the fucking fucker!" Very imaginative.

Mrs.F
Jun 2, 2006, 2:59 PM
A co-worker of mine has said this so much that I also say now. What it really means.....have no idea. "Fuck a duck". Honestly, it makes me laugh, so I guess it lightens up the moment! :rolleyes: :bigrin:

sulu1
Jun 2, 2006, 3:29 PM
Hey Mrs F I haven’t heard that for ages there was also “Fuck a Duck backwards”
But what that would entail and how you would do it I have no idea.
Always wondered though.

canuckotter
Jun 2, 2006, 7:03 PM
A co-worker of mine has said this so much that I also say now. What it really means.....have no idea. "Fuck a duck". Honestly, it makes me laugh, so I guess it lightens up the moment! :rolleyes: :bigrin:
I've heard a lovely sanitised version of that: "Lord love a duck!"