We Had No Idea!

[dafydd]

Essentially I suppose, for the truth to come out, this question only requires a 'yes' or 'no' answer. Although, detail is always welcome.

Pretend you've peacefully but unexpectantly passed away, and your family/loved ones had to clear out your house.

Would there be anything 'odd' in your wordly possesions (or your computer) that you'd rather have the chance to spirit away before their discovered and inevitable gasps of "we had no idea!" ?

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[Long Duck Dong]

yes there is and a few of my friends know in the event of my death, to take the stuff and make sure that it remains hidden, in the same way my grandmother and her mother and her mother etc, have done for generations

as for porn and stuff, no not really..... I stopped doing video editing a few years ago cos while the pay was good, getting paid for the video editing work was a pain in the ass....
its a bit like prostitutes that want cash up front, they do not want to be screwed then be screwed

[DuckiesDarling]

Not really cause once I'm dead I won't care if my parents find out that my partner is a bisexual or that I have one nice piece of porn ( a beautiful strap on lovemaking scene) saved or that I read erotic books. But then again I'm lucky, I have my computer password protected and my parents are not that computer literate so to get around it they would have to format which removes everything anyway. Sometimes computer illiterate parents are the best :)

[bikiniman]

My small collection of women's lingerie and a dildo in a tool box in the shed would be likely to cause a few gasps of "We had no idea" although my wife might not be that surprised.

[roy m cox]

i have a video will on my computer , and in it i tell all about me , a girl friend i dated help me put it together and i keep it wear my family will find it when i die :)

[lizard-lix]

Oh yeah...

I've been a porn collector for years, one computer with external drives full and a drawer full of DVDs, and a lot of them are GLBT/BDSM/fetish..

Then there are the magazines.

And the toys.. and the bag with all the BDSM gear..

My wife knows/shares all of it, but if a 3rd party had to come in and clean out the house, I am sure they'd get an eyeful..

And it someone opened the browser on this computer and looked at the favorites, that'd probably shock them the most.

I've talked to a buddy about at least taking the computer, but we haven't formalized the plan. I should...

[keefer201]

I needed to hear only one story to stop keeping porn and toys and personal pictures in drawers, books, bags and boxes. A co-worker worked as an EMT in his town and on one call they found the deceased lying on the bed with a cucumber stuffed in her vagina...(hahahahahahahahahaha) That was it! When I got home that night, everything was tossed. :(

[JayGrimm]

When my father passed away (many years ago), I came across some reading porn he had stashed away. Most of it was pretty routine stuff, but some of it was pretty darned kinky. He was a fairly old fashioned guy, he & I never discussed sex much, so I never knew this side to him. But he didnt pass away suddenly, he had plenty of time to get rid of this material. And at first I wondered why he kept these mags knowing they would found. The fact that these magazines were stored in a location that, most likely, only I would discover, I tend to believe he purposely left them for me to discover, and possibly understand this side of him.

For myself, if what I have is only found out by my closest family post mortem, I guess I could live with that.

[lizard-lix]

- snip -That was it! When I got home that night, everything was tossed. :(

That is sad.. I guess I 'd rather shock my survivors than give up my toys and porn while I am alive. You only live once and shaping your surroundings for after you die seems a waste..

[mikey3000]

Everyone thinks I live such a clean, vanilla life that I'd love for them to discover some stuff after I'm gone. They'd be talking about. "that pervert cousin" for generations. :bigrin:

[innaminka]

Not really
A couple of dusty dildos and a strapon isn't going to phase my daughters - i don't have any saved porn and the love letters I have would make wonderful reading - and a bit of an eye-opener for them - perhaps reflecting that I was a normal human with the normal frailties.

Sadly I don't have a bank acct in the Caymans - that they would have gasped at!:bigrin:

[Annika L]

That is sad.. I guess I 'd rather shock my survivors than give up my toys and porn while I am alive. You only live once and shaping your surroundings for after you die seems a waste..

Oh, I must disagree! Shaping my surroundings for after I die sounds like *tremendous* fun!

After I die, I'd like people to have concrete reason to believe that I was in fact from another part of the galaxy. I'll bet there's enough time before I die to fabricate the necessary star charts, technical manuals, partially written reports, and maybe some evidence of communication that would sow seeds of speculation for generations to come!

[bityme]

Would there be anything 'odd' in your wordly possesions (or your computer) that you'd rather have the chance to spirit away before their discovered and inevitable gasps of "we had no idea!" ?

No.

Not that I don't have anything, but because it already happened. 2 1/2 years ago I had an accident that left men in the hospital for 2 months, the first month in a coma. I know that there were some things that were obviously in the open that they could have seen and that my son used my computer to pay some bills, etc. They did some cleaning and could easily have discovered a lot more.

But they have never said anything to me about it and I haven't bothered to ask. I figure that with they way they were raised they could have figured things out long ago. Having taught them tolerance and acceptance of other lifestyles, without using ourselves as examples, I don't think they would react all that negatively to any discovery.

If it happens again after I pass, I hope I am somehow able to watch the discovery. I think it would be fun to have at least a few laughs at the end.

Pappy

[void()]

Hopefully, no one will discover I am a mole from an alternate dimension accessed via moonbeams over water. In my home dimension our outer bodies appear to suit our surroundings. For example, I once spent roughly six of your months looking similar to something you would call a toaster. This is nothing for one our kind trained as assassins or moles. We shall rule your Earth using Silly Putty! Fear the Spork!

[mnTIMIDguy]

Let's see.....

This computer is password protected, so they won't see my surfing history without a deliberate effort.....my gay porn dvds are stored in the air ducts....I guess the only thing they'll find is the box of condoms beyond their expiration date......which in itself is kind of sad.

[jackbirdjay]

My dad died when i was 13. At 14 mom started working second shift 3 to 11 pm. Being 14 and horny and always playing with my self, I started wearing mom's stockings, panties and bra's. I started snooping. In the closet deep in the back in a box I found mom's toy's and pics. There were over 200 pics and they were of mom and dad naked and in sex acts. I was a little guilty looking at them but couldn't help it they made me horny. Was shocked that dad took mom's toy's in his ass. There were pics of mom sucking dad of him in her red hair pussy. I use to dress and look at them jerking. That went on for 2 years then one day the box was gone. Mom never said any thing so I don't know if she new I was looking or not.

[Herculoid Poirot]

"look at all those different kinds of mustard! who knew he liked mustard so much?"

[FunE1]

Oh, yeah... porn in the closet, porn on the computer, sex toys, probably a few other things as well.

Reading through this thread gave me an idea of who I can ask to clean up should something happen to me.

Luckily, all of my family is halfway across the country so there's plenty of time for a friend to get stuff out of here.

[wanderingrichard]

hmmmm thanks you've giving me something to think about..

[Hephaestion]

Oh, I must disagree! Shaping my surroundings for after I die sounds like *tremendous* fun!

After I die, I'd like people to have concrete reason to believe that I was in fact from another part of the galaxy. I'll bet there's enough time before I die to fabricate the necessary star charts, technical manuals, partially written reports, and maybe some evidence of communication that would sow seeds of speculation for generations to come!

Excellent!

[darkeyes]

Me best m8.. lady of much fun and joy wants on 'er head stone "Not you my plucky hinny over my arse not in a convent". Now I know what she means.. and I know what she intends to tell the world about herself... an' me heartily approves...

[void()]

Doubtful, I'm rather a bland person.

[Jobelorocks]

My family would be really surprised. "Why does she have a strap-on?" "Why does their bed have straps with wrist and ankle restraints?" Oh man, my conservative evangelical fundamentalist family would be rather surprised.

[ashleycd]

I have so much "stuff" in my closet the answer has to be yes, but I'll be dead, so do "I" really care? No, but they do, so I guess I do. Heck, there is so much contraband now, I have my whole closet under lock and key, lol. To be clear, my lovely bride knows all, as she's one kinky role reversing, GLBT loving, do as you please as long as your honest kind of gal!

[IanBorthwick]

If anyone in my life is shocked by my heavy cock ring and teardrop ring, as well as lube in my sock drawer....well I don't think I care.

[falcondfw]

OH HELL YES!!!!
Damn. What is the name of that movie. It is all about hackers. One used to work for the NSA/FBI/CIA. He orchestrates the whole thing. I want to say it is Die Hard 4.
All of those computers that explode? I want mine tied to my heartbeat. When the heartbeat stops, the fireworks begin for my computers.

[BiJoe696]

Lots of stuff, but why worry about it. We have lots of video's of us in hot action 100's of digital pics nudes and action shots, Polaroids from years ago, assortment of toys,

Not going to worry about it.