Cherokee_Mountaincat
Sep 26, 2011, 7:09 PM
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02..
In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
03.
No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04.
People call at 9 PM and ask,
"did I wake you?"
05.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.
You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09.
You can live without sex
but not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed
limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach
in no matter who walks into the room.
13.
You sing along with elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15
Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. (Lord isnt This the truth!!!)
17.
Your secrets are safe with your
friends because they can't
remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
20.
And you notice these are all in
Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to
everyone you can remember right now!
Never, under Any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02..
In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
03.
No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04.
People call at 9 PM and ask,
"did I wake you?"
05.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.
You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09.
You can live without sex
but not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed
limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach
in no matter who walks into the room.
13.
You sing along with elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15
Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. (Lord isnt This the truth!!!)
17.
Your secrets are safe with your
friends because they can't
remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
20.
And you notice these are all in
Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to
everyone you can remember right now!
Never, under Any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night