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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jul 7, 2011, 9:09 PM
I'm back from vacation, and Full of fun and mischief...watch out Ya'll...:} lol
Yer Cat.

Witticisms of Ignorance

It 's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.


You are not drunk
If you can lie on the floor
Without holding on.



We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?




The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.


A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.


When blondes have more fun, do they know it?



Five days a week, my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES.
USE BIRTH CONTROL


Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.


If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you.


Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


Time's fun when you're having flies.
.....Kermit the Frog


We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.


Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
Give the rest a bad name..


<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
You get to meet new people every day.


Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.


Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi


ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population

You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first comes in, he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten.


I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

_someone_
Jul 8, 2011, 1:09 AM
:) ... Fairly amusing start in the thread.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jul 8, 2011, 11:32 PM
Nobody like these?? Wow....I'm slippin':(
Cat

DuckiesDarling
Jul 8, 2011, 11:32 PM
I loved them, my favorite pussy, but dialup sucks for posting at times :)

hgf33
Jul 11, 2011, 8:25 AM
These are awesome!!! :bigrin: Gonna have to steal some, lol!

lizard-lix
Jul 11, 2011, 9:02 AM
Wasn't around to see them this weekend, they are great and I will steal them!

Welcome back Catmistress!!

codybear3
Jul 11, 2011, 11:36 AM
LOL... Mama never fails to make me laugh... Welcome back, Mama... :paw::paw:

bullhead69
Jul 11, 2011, 12:37 PM
Welcome back Cat. I always enjoy your posts. Very funny.

Bisexual Explorer
Jul 12, 2011, 8:12 AM
Cat,
Great post...very insightful and funny.
One thing though, I didn't realize Kermit was bi.
"Time's fun when you're having flies.
.....Kermit the Frog"
Is he a member?
g

Caaveman
Jul 12, 2011, 7:31 PM
If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you.


I heard this with another little twist on it...

If at first you don't succeed,
Keep on sucking there's a seed in there somewhere.


But they were all funny.