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billy_campbell
May 11, 2006, 6:00 PM
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.



http://www.steakandbjday.com/

jedinudist
May 11, 2006, 7:07 PM
Drake and Zeke (formerly of Rock 103 and now on 98.1 the max) have been kicking this around for a few years now- it always gets a chuckle when they mention it on the air

JohnnyV
May 11, 2006, 9:13 PM
Hey,

Do I lose my Average Guy Card if I admit that I don't like steak that much and I much prefer giving a woman cunnilingus than getting a blow job?

I actually like Valentine's Day for some crazy reason. I bring home flowers, feed my wife chocolate, massage her feet, and then get to be her personal love slave. Who can argue with that?

J

SweetBlackAngel
May 11, 2006, 9:50 PM
Hey,

Do I lose my Average Guy Card if I admit that I don't like steak that much and I much prefer giving a woman cunnilingus than getting a blow job?

I actually like Valentine's Day for some crazy reason. I bring home flowers, feed my wife chocolate, massage her feet, and then get to be her personal love slave. Who can argue with that?

J

Johnny, I would say that your wife is pretty lucky lady. :bigrin: ;)

bigregory
May 11, 2006, 10:30 PM
Hey,

Do I lose my Average Guy Card if I admit that I don't like steak that much and I much prefer giving a woman cunnilingus than getting a blow job?

I actually like Valentine's Day for some crazy reason. I bring home flowers, feed my wife chocolate, massage her feet, and then get to be her personal love slave. Who can argue with that?

J
Oh to be Johnnys girl!!!!

Lorcan
May 11, 2006, 11:03 PM
In Japan the girls buy the guys gifts on valentines day.

And being reincarnated from Japan :tong: , i follow this tradition.

But your post makes me think that maybe i was getting him the wrong gifts? :bigrin:

woolleygirl
May 12, 2006, 12:02 AM
God I think this might just catch on who knows. I personally love to give BJ's and hell I love to cook for him so needless to say in our house it goes both ways. At the rate he is going it must be Valintines everyday :tong:.

T

Driver 8
May 12, 2006, 8:47 AM
Do I lose my Average Guy Card if I admit that I don't like steak that much and I much prefer giving a woman cunnilingus than getting a blow job?
Do I lose my Average Gal card if I admit I don't care whether or not I get flowers and jewelry?

JohnnyV
May 12, 2006, 9:07 AM
D8,

Gee, I don't know. Maybe you and I can start a Day for Unusual Folks, on which people give their significant others unlimited understanding and whatever both members of the pair desire irrespective of gender!

JV

cchalmer
May 12, 2006, 9:30 PM
How come it's only on the 14th of March??? What's wrong with the other 364 days of the year???? :eek:


OUCH!!!! CL just smacked me!!!!!! LOL