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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jun 2, 2011, 6:26 PM
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:



Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?



:rolleyes:

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his..


Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?


Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.


Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.


Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?





Remember, these people can vote!!

**Peg**
Jun 2, 2011, 6:32 PM
Cat?

today is thursday LOL

RockGardener
Jun 2, 2011, 9:58 PM
Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?



Tell them you're gay!!!!!:male::male:

DuckiesDarling
Jun 2, 2011, 10:42 PM
Cat?

today is thursday LOL

I'm sure it's Friday somewhere......... :tongue:


Great ones, Cat, thanks for the smile.

Darkside2009
Jun 2, 2011, 11:49 PM
Don't worry kid, it is Friday here. Some of them I'd heard before, but the others were amusing all the same. :)

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jun 3, 2011, 4:51 AM
lol I found that out. Somehow I'm a day ahead of myself and kept thinking it was Friday all day, but its Friday Now! lol.
Sigh
Confused Cat

lizard-lix
Jun 3, 2011, 10:16 AM
lol I found that out. Somehow I'm a day ahead of myself and kept thinking it was Friday all day, but its Friday Now! lol.
Sigh
Confused Cat

So, happy Friday round 2!

and thanks for the jokes!

bullhead69
Jun 3, 2011, 4:26 PM
Cat, where do you come up with all these.

Bull

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jun 6, 2011, 2:16 PM
lol Bull-honey, I have people from all over the globe who send me funny And down right weird things at times. :}
Pecks and nibbles,,
Cat