Cherokee_Mountaincat
May 6, 2011, 8:44 PM
AGAIN, these are not ones that "I" have made up. I'm just sharin' em...:}
Have a good weekend Darlings
Yer Cat
You know the Economy is bad when:
•I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
•Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
•CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
•Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 of it's Congressmen.
•A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
•I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
•If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and
ask if they meant you or them.
•McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer.
•Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
•Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
•My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it. They re-possessed her!
•A picture is now only worth 200 words.
•When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
•Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
•I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline. I
got a call center in Pakistan and, when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck......:rolleyes:
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Have a good weekend Darlings
Yer Cat
You know the Economy is bad when:
•I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
•Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
•CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
•Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 of it's Congressmen.
•A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
•I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
•If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and
ask if they meant you or them.
•McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer.
•Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
•Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
names.
•My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it. They re-possessed her!
•A picture is now only worth 200 words.
•When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
•Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
•I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline. I
got a call center in Pakistan and, when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck......:rolleyes:
Author unknown