laughter for the end of a long and maybe shitty week

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Stolen from my Lifestyle group. It is NOT my writings. :}
Have a great weekend Ya'll
Your Cat (Leo)

This is a JOKE so if your offended, You probably shouldn't read any of my
posts.
LOL
Kitsap

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.


Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do
nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.


Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you
are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.


Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.


Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People
like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving
on incest.


Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things
off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.


Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you
are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism.
Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy
masturbation more than sex.


Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are
cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.


Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time
dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most
Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.


Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most
Scorpios are murdered.


Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.


Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any
importance.

[DuckiesDarling]

Is it sad that I know a few people that fit those definitions exactly? :tongue:

[Caaveman]

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.


Well Cat I always thaught you were on top of your game but now if I'm to believe that then I would like to know when, where and with whom does the fucking start.... I thaught I was just a jerk.... And to think, all these years I been (apparently) missing out on all (ok only 98.9999%) of the fucking part.
Do ya think that if I was gettin the fucking that I might have not been such a jerk? LOL, :bigrin:

[bizel]

oh cat, i do love you. just had worst four weeks with mum in hospital twice and lost another friend to cancer. and was feeling lousy with 'my own personal summer' as the nurses laughed and called my hot flushes.

so, i started at the end of your list, capricorn (cos that's me) and found i'm chickenshit, next one up was worthless piece of shit, then scorpio being murdered. still laughing and reading upwards, realised chickenshit was probably the best of the lot. WOO HOO!!! I'M CHICKENSHIT AND LOVING IT!!

thanks, babe. i needed that. keep up the 'offensive' work cos i'm loving it.

[Realist]

(My sign: Cancer)

Cat, when they put me in jail do ya think that maybe they'll give me a nice, smooth, chubby guy, who loves old farts, like me?

Look into your crystal ball, Madam Cat-Lady!

[Hephaestion]

Oh Dear. Looks to be embarrassingly accurate.

[Katja]

Very funny and very innacurate for me at least. Until I look at Pisces which was the astrological sign under which I was conceived. It does make me wonder whether for some of us at least our birth sign should be be the date of conception rather than the day we first entered the world.:rolleyes:

[biwmtrucker44]

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

My Boss would agree. I disagree with him all the time and never dack down I don t know why he hasnt fired me. been there 6 years

[wrbi01]

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People
like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving
on incest.


HEY!!!! this thing called *ME* BISEXUAL!!!! How dare... oh.. wait... that part is right..