I guess my erection was visible afterall

[glansandlabia]

I had been looking at some porn on my blackberry when I pulled over for lunch. Due to the fact I have on boxer briefs and had been ready some gay porn my dick was almost at 100%. I thought it wasn't visible so I said to hell with it and walked into the local Zaxby's. The cashier a cute young blonde looked up ans smiled saying: "Hello, welcome to Zaxby's!" And immediately her eyes dropped to my crotch. I couldn't help but smile, I guess she could see it after all. She didn't say a word and went about my day. That's never happened to me before. Has anyone else (man or woman) showed off more than they thought in public? (Dick, tits, pussy, etc.)?

[chapear]

I have a prince albert. Everytime I use the urinals in the public restrooms I get lots of stares. I just smile and keep going on about my business. The reactions on their faces are hilarious.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Having boobs this large isnt always a good thing. I was in the store the other day while it was Pouring down rain and hail. In the store I took off my sweatshirt and did my shopping..totally unaware that my frozen nipples were shining like Holigen high beams. I had on a white bra and a light blue t-shirt under my heavy sweatshirt. The poor kid at the register greeted me and rang up my items a tad nervously. When he handed me my change, I dropped some, and he says "whoops, you dropped a nipple, Ma'am. I mean Nickle!!"
His face was like, :eek: Oh Dear God...did I actually Say that???"
I thought the man behind me was going to have a coronary trying to not burst out laughing. I said, "Thank ya Darlin. You stay in when its warm and dry..hear? It be rather nippley out dere"
I got my items and strolled out like nothing occured. :cool::bigrin:;)
Bad Cat :paw:

[Realist]

OMG!

Soon after I had sex the first time, I was so focused on boobs that I'd have lightening quick erections every time I got a peek of 'em!

I even had a chubby buddy, named Tommy, who had breasts, like a 13 year old girl. I got just as excited seeing his!

The bigger they were, the harder I got....Cat's big beauties probably would have caused me to have a coronary!

It was some time before I learned that small ones can be nice, too!

[roy m cox]

it's why i wear baggy paints all the time cuz any time i would see a hott girl or guy it's boner time and or dripping to :tong:

:bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride:

[jackbirdjay]

back in high school I was the last one to work out so I thought. I went into the gym showers a large room with about 10 shower heads. I was 16 and for some unknow reason I got hard. I was walking out when another guy was walking in I grabbed my towel but it was to late he seen it. He said wow get away I just left but had to peek at his lol.

[jbandersnatch]

Ah, memories! On day heading to the local burger joint for lunch, I got a bit fluffed while driving there. After stepping up to the window to order I just stepped aside and leaned back against the building to wait for my order. I noticed a couple nice young ladies, waiting on a picnic table bench about 5 feet in front of me, commenting to each other, smiling and looking at the front of my slacks, which as usual were pleatless and fairly taut. When I looked down to see if I had a stain or something I could see a nicely defined outline of my 'unit'. I'm afraid that that just accentuated the positive, and I watched them looking until the gal at the window called my order number. I sometimes wish I had a much longer lunch break!!

[Maggot]

Several parts of my anatomy have made un-announced appeareances over the years - however, one of the best happened on a works day out. I took off my sweatshirt and the t-shirt I was wearing under it came off at the same time. 36DD in an orange Wonderbra vs a group of blokes - the phrase "rabbits in the headlights" sprang to mind. Their trauma was not helped by me asking if I should have gone for the lavender with ruching instead.

No. Just been reminded that the ultimate would be whilst at college, in a mixed dorm house (individual rooms - men to the left of the central stairwell, women to the right) I was standing totally naked in my room when the door opened and one of the blokes from a different block walked in (took a wrong turning at the top of the stairs) looking for his mate. I'll give him his due, having been given directions to his mate's room he went out, shut the door, opened the door and double checked that I was in fact naked, before going out again!

[krrptyc]

I don't mean to flame you but

I had been looking at some porn on my blackberry when I pulled over for lunch. !?

Is that what you would have told the cops if you had caused a crash because you were not paying attention. What if you had hurt someone?

[roy m cox]

it's why i wear baggy paints all the time cuz any time i would see a hott girl or guy it's boner time and or dripping to :tong:

:bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride:

oh i did get a lot of looks at a bike stop on a bike trail i wear tights and bike shorts and some time the trail is ruff so i would get very stiff and i even had some gay guys want to help me out when they spotted me :rolleyes: it's like no i can take care of this thx :kay:

[glansandlabia]

I don't mean to flame you but


Is that what you would have told the cops if you had caused a crash because you were not paying attention. What if you had hurt someone?

I understand the concern and your right. However I didn't type it right, I was already stopped. :)

[glansandlabia]

I have a prince albert. Everytime I use the urinals in the public restrooms I get lots of stares. I just smile and keep going on about my business. The reactions on their faces are hilarious.

I have a PA, my wife thinks I'm crazy. Do you still like yours?

[Vikkster230]

I had some pictures taken (was fully dressed). Didn't know how "cold" it was outside, until AFTER I posted them on a few social networks... Was feeling nervous and embarrassed about it, until I got some nice compliments about it.

[chapear]

I have a PA, my wife thinks I'm crazy. Do you still like yours?

Yep I love it. I do take the ring out every once in a while but every time I go out I make sure its in.

[BJ Hunter]

I like it when people look. I usually wear a cock ring under my shorts or trackpants to make the bulge look bigger, and allows for movement as I walk as well.