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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 22, 2011, 11:31 PM
With all of this snow, and stress, and horrible things going on in the world who would love to see Summer emerge already, and go on another imaginary Campout like we did last year? :cool::female::male: I know for one that "I" am ready to find a spot by the river to camp out and just kick back--maybe do some skinny-dipping, rafting, tubing, sun bathing, and cooking up a monsterous cook out. Pass the bottle a bit by a huge bon fire, and do a little tent-RV-trailer hopping late in the night, start a nice Big orgy...lol :bigrin:
Let me know what you would bring to share with "The Family" food-wise or drink-wise.
The one we did last year was great fun. Who's in?
Summer loving Cat
DuckiesDarling
Mar 22, 2011, 11:40 PM
Woot drags LDD over and we start making plans.
AidanS57
Mar 23, 2011, 5:40 PM
Campout? I guess I missed the last one. I can grill some steaks and bring some Choctaw Beer.
Aidan
elian
Mar 23, 2011, 7:00 PM
It would be neat to meet you all on a REAL camp out, back in BBS days everyone was either local or a few states away because of long distance phone calls; we were able to meet once a year for a few years and it was kinda nice. This site has worldwide members which is neat but guess I'll keep dreaming.
<Elian rummages around in his sack, and pulls out.. "Marshmallows" :) >
<puzzled look> "Now, if I just had a nice pointy ..stick.. "
DuckiesDarling
Mar 23, 2011, 8:02 PM
I agree, Elian. I attended a campout for a clan in an online game, had a blast. All adults sitting in camp chairs in the river drinking cold beers and watching the rafters come downstream. The water only came up to about chest high while seated so it was a great way to cool off.
I know if I ever win the lottery that Duck is gonna get over this fear of flying thing and come with me out to the Pacific Northwest to meet Cat and Coyote, for sure. Depending on how much I win, we might just pop around the world and have a pint at a pub with Darkeyes and Kate and head over to Australia on the way home to share a beer or ten with Chookie.
But virtual campouts are great, no one gains weight from the food, no one gets drunk from the many many types of alcoholic beverages imbibed and everyone sings ON key :)
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 24, 2011, 2:37 AM
lol For years now I have been saying we should have a Bisex Rendezvous in the middle of the country like Texas or Las Vegas..lol Why, you ask? Because I know both states well, and I am good at coorordinating special events for a large number of people. I had to do it for the VA, and had to do it for the Veteran's groups I worked with. I also still have a "Honey" thats the manager for a hotel who could set up a floor or two for a "Special Convention" And he's Bi as well...lol:bigrin:;)
But, with the costs of transportation nowdays, and availablity for folks, this way is the best for now.
So take some time off, put in a leave chit, find a babysitter for the week, and head on down to party with us. Bring whatever you'd like; be it food, booze, music or instruments, RV's, campers, tents, sleeping bags, toys that go buuzzzzz, or other fun impliments. Just come on down and join in on the fun. And let me know what position you'd like to assume while yer here. Security, cooks, town runner's(Supply runs) music person to run the sound systems, rafting coordinators, sober drovers for those who dont do camping, but who wanna party then be driven back to the hotel in town.
Whatever the case may be...come on down and get ya some peace of mind.;)
Kisses!
Cat
lizard-lix
Mar 24, 2011, 8:47 AM
oh, definitely in Texas!
I'll bring the goodies for our national sport: River Toobing!
Tubes, a cooler full of beer, wine (repackaged with no glass!), some non-alcoholic drinks (kinda misses half the fun of the rapids when sober, but to each their own or someone else's :-) and my Texas iPod (a cooler with 4 marine speakers, an amplifier, a big 'ol battery and an MP3 player in it, all in it's own tube! Have tunes, will float!)
(I'll bring some fruit juices too, to compliment the cum taste thread :-)
Bring it on!
Liz
maxtor
Mar 24, 2011, 1:52 PM
i would damn sure try to make it if someone could put it together. i would probably come out of that camp out as a cock whore. due to my health, (rheumatorid arthritis) i would be one of those watching the river from my chair on the bank. but the nights would be great and lot of buzzing around but i like the real thing and sucking. i am a bottom so i would be walking worse than i already do or it might straighten me right up with all that internal massaging shallow and deep.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 24, 2011, 3:02 PM
Check list:
Go to Costco for a case of thick paper plates and plastic knives, forks, spoons. A case of napkins and handiwipes.
Several cases of soda and beer, juice, crystal light, ect.
Condiments, spices for the foods. Couple of jugs of BBQ sauce to marinate the chickie and ribs and polish sausage in...
Go to the regular store for buns for the hot dogs, polish sausages and burgers
Call the butcher and arrange for steaks, hamburger, chickie, poke chops, sausages and ribs of both kinds. Nice thick slabs of bacon too. Promise him a wonerful blow job if he'll cut the ribs down the bone. Sigh.
Contact Miss Belle and exchange some recipies...
Need somebody to bring a tow sack of taters too. Nothing like fried taters in my number 12 cast iron skillet over a campfire in the early morning! OMG..
(Uh huh, I see some droolage going on out there from those of ya'll who know what I'm talkin' bout..lol And you can Smell bacon cooking from a hundred miles...lol.)
I'm sure theres other things I'll find while I'm there at the store too...:cool: Feel free to chime in with suggestions, Loves. ;)
Plannin' Cat
elian
Mar 24, 2011, 4:02 PM
If I have bats in my belfry does that mean I'm qualified to coordinate the rafters? We'll have to make a LOT of noise in order to "raise the roof" but I think it can be done.
I was looking up an acronym on google at work today and I ran across this little gem:
http://www.americancornhole.org
What they are actually talking about is otherwise known as a "bean bag toss" - but - I was trying really hard not to bust out laughing in a relatively silent office.
Check out some of the game terminology here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 25, 2011, 12:28 PM
Uhmmm, ok. So you bring the Bean Toss game.
Confused Cat
justcurious4me
Mar 25, 2011, 6:48 PM
Oooooohhhhh YEAH!!!! Campout!!! I'm in!!! I'm guessing that shrimp chips and kimchi would be a bad idea, but DON'T FORGET THE SMORES!!!!! And the toys...;) And the sex addicts...:bigrin: hehehehe.... Just too bad we can't do it for real!!!:( Cat, you just hit a place in my heart that I truely love, but have not been able to do for years!!! You're such a sweetheart!!!:tong:
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 25, 2011, 7:41 PM
lol Ty Darlin. The shrimp chips would be welcome, but the kimchee has got'ta go...lol
MUAH!
Cat
DuckiesDarling
Mar 26, 2011, 5:21 AM
Mmm something about the taste of hot dogs cooked on a stick at an open fire, coffee percolated in an old time camping pot and some delicious watermelon, nice and chilled in the stream before slicing. I can just imagine Cat with a nice slice and juice dripping off her chin.
lizard-lix
Mar 26, 2011, 9:29 AM
Well as this is growing and growing, I'll wrestle the smoker into the truck and bring a cooler full of rubbed briskets and chicken...
After 12 or 14 hrs in the smoker, it might be a tough choice between BBQ and sex... or at least which first LOL
Liz
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 26, 2011, 1:24 PM
Whoo Hoo Liz! The boys are haulin' down the huge BBQ too. In real life, its on a small flatbed trailer on wheels, and can damn near cook a Moose...lol It takes 7 bags of charcoal, and is 7 foot long. Its like 4 15o gallon drums weilded together with hinged lids. :} One side we'll cook the foil wrapped white corn with butter and herbs, veggies, and whatever fish we catch, one can be for ribs, steak, chops, one can be for chickie, and the other can be for hamburgers and hot dogs, sausages and polish dogs.
One side has a flat iron grill for pancakes and for frying stuff, too. This plus your smoker is going to make some mighty fine eating. Gotta have fuel if we're going to romp! ;):bigrin:
Cat, ready ta party.
austinbi
Mar 26, 2011, 3:40 PM
I guess I could contribute a cooler of Lone Star beer for our friends who have not been initiated, and the ingredients for breakfast tacos. If I forget to bring clothing, take it as an invitation!
Any fishing waters where we're meeting?
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 26, 2011, 4:19 PM
Fishin waters? oh Absolutely! A deep, slow moving river, calm and beautiful just Teeming with delectable fishies of all kinds. MMmm, fresh Catfish, Salmon, Perch, :} And for those that dont like river fishing, theres a big crystal blue lake up the mountain a ways. Trout, Gold and Brownies, Rainbow...(kinda fitting for our group dont cya think?) Bass, Crappie.
Take a big ole trout, stuff him with Mexicorn, close it with tooth picks, or sew it with clean white thread, pile on veggies and butter, wrap him in foil and place him on the second shelf of the BBQ for about half an hour....Just pull the tail up and out and Volia! A perfect meal in its own lil container...lol
This works FanTastically with moist cornbread stuffin with 2 tablespoons of red wine in it, too.
Ok, now that I have made myself, and probly half of ya'll, hungry. Off I go to con the guys into piling big stacks of wood before everyone arrives. Pizza and cold beer and wine coolers ought convince 'em..lol
Party Cat
void()
Mar 27, 2011, 8:17 AM
Would love to come but doubt being able to, unless of course elian gets an idea about kidnapping me. But then C, my wife, would probably not agree to it. She's fussy that I even take off a few hours early once a week from work. Don't blame her, can always use money. Oh well.
still_shy
Mar 27, 2011, 11:54 AM
Haha Cat, great idea...I remember last year's cookout...we had a blast!!
I'm bringing- BOOBIES!! Captain Morgan's and Dr. Pepper, brownies, cookies and lotsa sweet stuff, and my T-shirt that says, "Is it just me or is this orgy off to a slow start?" haha
elian
Mar 27, 2011, 8:51 PM
Would love to come but doubt being able to, unless of course elian gets an idea about kidnapping me. But then C, my wife, would probably not agree to it. She's fussy that I even take off a few hours early once a week from work. Don't blame her, can always use money. Oh well.
Well, for now the best we can do is virtual camping honey.. <stuffs Ben into sack> "Boy this sack sure is lumpy" <kneads>
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 27, 2011, 8:58 PM
I'm bringing- BOOBIES!! Captain Morgan's and Dr. Pepper, brownies, cookies and lotsa sweet stuff, and my T-shirt that says, "Is it just me or is this orgy off to a slow start?" haha
Ok now thats what "I'M talkin bout! Not only is the women beautiful, but she has good taste as well. (May hafta take her out to the sand bar in the middle of the river later and find out...) Oh shit, is this thing On????
*Blushing Cat* :bigrin:;):cool::tongue::tong::female:
void()
Mar 28, 2011, 2:48 AM
Woot! I got sacked! Yay! Now, I have to have a sacking party. <feels kneaded, gets all warm and fuzzy like, notices a lump that probably won't go away so easily ... sighs>
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 28, 2011, 3:34 AM
*Chuckles* I have 2 bushels of white corn on the cob that needs to be made ready for the pot and grill. Who wants to strip and shuck for me...?
The CORN, you cute lil perverts! LOL:rolleyes:
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 29, 2011, 11:54 PM
DUCKIIIEESSS! I need some help here Girlfriend! lol
Cat
Bicuriousity
Mar 30, 2011, 12:10 AM
Vegas would be a blast for meetingnup, but the only camping out we might do is in someones hotel room. We could get a couple of suitee, but it might end up like that Hangover movie!
DuckiesDarling
Mar 30, 2011, 1:04 AM
DUCKIIIEESSS! I need some help here Girlfriend! lol
Cat
I'm on it, feel like I'm subbing for Santa, making lists and checking em twice, gonna see who's naughty and yeah...reward em :)
AdamKadmon43
Mar 30, 2011, 3:43 AM
I really would not want to get involved with any of that....
I suspect that most of them are very unpleasant in real life.
void()
Mar 30, 2011, 5:15 AM
Yes I am quite unpleasant. I create odors from my anus, emit gas orally. Sometimes I may excuse myself, others I don't. I curse and swear as part of habit, tradition and genetics. I am a sailor, born to a marine, mentored by army guys ... my mom could have been a call girl, grew up as an Appalachian after birth in the deep South. Lots of my family had no drinking problems at all, they could drink all night, every night just fine. :) I rarely drink a few, now. Used to get really drunk, as in drink yourself sober and back type. I was trained as a soldier, thief, pirate, bushi, welder, general laborer, carpenter's helper, farmer, small engine repair person, electronics wiz (although I don't formally know that stuff, just piddle and make magic), demolitions, small arms, silent arms, plain old flailing arms, almost forgot medic, fireman, damage control ;). I also get real furry under a full moon and growl, speak dialects of Turkish, Punjabi, Chinese, Japanese, Khamir, Spanish, French, German, Italiano, Russian, Anguish, English. Anguish is my mother tongue, that is American English to me, no, Americans do not speak proper English.
So, yeah, all in all I'm pretty unsavory. But get this, I got lots of folks what love me. Pretty fucking 'mazing, no? So, guess you can go take yer megalomaniac superiority complex and toddle off, or more bluntly and in the vernacular of the inferior you deem me and my kind as, piss off mate!
And yeah buddy, this was a right down the line pure unadulterated blue collar fuck you, rant.
Thanks for holding the bull's eye. It felt good to let it go.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 30, 2011, 2:34 PM
Unpleasent? Well, if you wouldnt only See unpleasentness where ever you go, you might see that most all of us are kick ass fun.:bigrin: Back under the rock for ya, Adam. Come on back when ya can be a person, and I'll make ya a plate. :rolleyes:
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 30, 2011, 2:39 PM
Places a big MMMuuuaaah! on Void's furry cheek. I think I just found my head of security...lol:bigrin:;)
Ok, who's got music to share? Either by CD's or bring yer own instruments.. Lets get this here party started!!!! :rotate::grouphug:
void()
Mar 30, 2011, 8:30 PM
*lol* Me, security detail? Just hope there are no icky spiders lurking about. Get told I'm such a girl when it comes to them. Guess it may have to do with running away screaming from them, asking some passing white knight to take care of 'em. Still very much afraid of them taking me away to some deserted island filled with amazons worshiping Archimedes, offering fur balls as sacrifice. Darn C.I.A subliminal psychic warfare and control nightmares, bah! One of these days, I'll get my sporks on 'em. The LT. says so, and you can't not believe Jimmy Carter.
twntexas
Mar 30, 2011, 11:21 PM
I could bring chorizo and huevos. Mine :-) And anyone that wanted to taste them would be welcome to.
taz321
Mar 31, 2011, 10:07 AM
I will bring a couple of bottles of american honey and a couple of 30 packs of budwieser and my skinny dipping suit of course to the camp out! I was'nt here for the camp out last year and it sounds like you all had a blast! :)
AidanS57
Mar 31, 2011, 2:09 PM
Drops by with my lady and the Mississippi Mud Cake she baked, got a couple cases of Choctaw beer and some good whiskey or whisky for those that tend to be proper about it.
Looks around for Cat and her neverending plate of cookies and wonders if I can get a dance or two?
Aidan
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 31, 2011, 3:36 PM
lol As long as your Lady doesnt mind, a dance or two is all yours. :} And my cookies are available to you anytime ya want 'em. ;) We gots coke, pepsi, 7up, sprite and Grape Nihi's for Show if he decides to show, too..lol Gunna be a fun time..:bigrin:
Tickled Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Mar 31, 2011, 4:18 PM
Popping a CD of Creedence in to jiggle around to while putting stuff on the grill. Where's all my campers at? And who has the 151 rum for my pepsi?? lol
Cat..:}
AidanS57
Apr 1, 2011, 9:57 AM
lol As long as your Lady doesnt mind, a dance or two is all yours. :} And my cookies are available to you anytime ya want 'em. ;) We gots coke, pepsi, 7up, sprite and Grape Nihi's for Show if he decides to show, too..lol Gunna be a fun time..:bigrin:
Tickled Cat
She said as long as she gets to dance with you as well, that's fine. Something about Native Americans sticking together :)
Aidan
12voltman59
Apr 1, 2011, 1:29 PM
Some other food items I can think of----not only bbq sauce for marinating things like steaks, chicken and pork chops--but Italian dressing is a good marinade too--and so is ranch dressing---at least for chicken breasts.
For beer---Shiner Dortumunder---their "Spring Beer" is a great one--so are the many summer wheat brews that are out from companies like Blue Moon and Linenkugels.
Could get a big batch of shrimp along with cooked sausage, corn on the cob and red potatoes---make up some "low country boil" the boiling water seasoned with Old Bay seasoning, fresh Vidalia (Georgia) onions and beer!!!
Some other great cookout food items--if enough can be caught---some fresh crappies, catfish, perch and other fish---surely some nice salmon fillets--with the salmon cooked on cedar planks over an open fire.
Also for food----using some of those Lodge cast iron dutch ovens-the type you can put right in the fire and put hot coals on the top lid---make up some biscuits in one set and either some good beans or soups in others.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 1, 2011, 2:13 PM
Aidan, tell the Lady to come on down. I'm sure we can cause a stir or two with our dancing. *Wink wink, nudge nudge* lol Voltie...OMG. You bring Shrimps and NoBody'll be safe! lol Certain foods have Aphrodisial properties, and Shrimp does that for me.....Oh My. And the rest of it sounds marvelous too! I'm gunna hafta give you a section of BBQ for you to work on, or a nice spot at the campfire! lol
Muahs!
Cat
DuckiesDarling
Apr 1, 2011, 2:21 PM
hmmm if Aidan is bringing S, we will all have a great time. Looking forward to some Choctaw beer and LDD will definitely want some steak just like you described you cooked to him before, Aidan.
void()
Apr 1, 2011, 7:26 PM
void wanders through the crowd, all but invisible, smiles, nods, wanders on. He stops outside the throng and watches the wood, listens, steps off into the shades.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 1, 2011, 8:56 PM
You wouldnt be invisible ta me, Darlin. I got Cat eyes, remember? lol
Muah
Cat
void()
Apr 1, 2011, 10:42 PM
*grins, nods, creates a small fire and settles by it in the shades, watching, listening*
codybear3
Apr 2, 2011, 12:40 AM
Count me in, Mama... Will bring my harmonica for some campfire tunes....
And I would like to be the first to sample twntexas' huevos con chorizo...:bigrin::paw::paw:
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 2, 2011, 3:45 PM
Mmmmm, love a man that plays a good mouth organ....*Snicker*
Somebody think of some good scary "Campfire stories" too. We need to have something to cuddle up to for around the campfire..lol:bigrin:
Silly Cat
elian
Apr 2, 2011, 8:38 PM
*grins, nods, creates a small fire and settles by it in the shades, watching, listening*
<softly steps up behind, kisses on neck, holds, smiles>
DuckiesDarling
Apr 3, 2011, 12:21 PM
Looks around at the people already here and know more are on the way. We got food, lots and lots of food, alchohol well just pick your poison and settle down next to friends and wait for the storytellers to start a delightfully shivery story.
void()
Apr 3, 2011, 2:00 PM
<holds his Shiny Man, smiles and smooches back>
void()
Apr 3, 2011, 2:02 PM
A shivery story, eh? I might be so persuaded but please allow a few days to get it prepared. Have not been writing regularly. Yes, I know, pure sin.
12voltman59
Apr 3, 2011, 3:44 PM
Along with the beer---I have some good bourbon to share---even recently found a new source of some of the best REAL "mountain dew" I have had in ages----whew--its good stuff!!!!!!!
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 5, 2011, 4:13 AM
Oh My Lord. Good Bourbon, plenty of Dr Pepper, RC, and Shine. Ya'll dont get too close to the fire with that stuff! lol Whew!:eek:
Cat
void()
Apr 5, 2011, 5:36 AM
Been working a little on a story. It isn't ready yet. I may not post it as the working title is The Scalding Tree. It is also a very dark fantasy which draws upon a bit of Native American mythology concerning witches.
There is a heavy undertone of 'what is normal?' in the story. Maybe the view of the characters is normal and we're the strange ones. This is what gives an element of pure, dare I say, terror. Given our climate, may be better to not publish it.
Folks would get me black bagged for scaring them. Ultimately they would forget. "It's just a story." This is a shame too as I would love sharing this and maybe other stories. I might put it on here anyway. Let my evil twin, Neb figure it out. I'll keep working on it.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 5, 2011, 1:36 PM
Isnt that what scary stories are supposta be all about? Think about it Darlin, and decide. Tell Neb Hi for me. :} We can do erotic ones too, ya know. I have Several of those..lol
Cat all shivery in anticipation.
Cat
bullhead69
Apr 6, 2011, 9:28 AM
Cat, can we go Bare Huntin'.
DuckiesDarling
Apr 6, 2011, 6:22 PM
Ben or Neb, either one give us a nice shivery story, it's not like we can't blink away the fright as we stare into the flames of the fire and snuggle closer to our partners.
The darker the better for a campfire story.....gets goosebumps already.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 6, 2011, 11:42 PM
Bare huntin? Shore nuff Darlin. :} ;)
Cat
DuckiesDarling
Apr 11, 2011, 2:06 AM
Getting a little parched over here, who has more beer?
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 11, 2011, 3:05 AM
Beer run!!!!!!!! Let's head into town, DD. Maybe we'll run into Miss Belle on the way in. ;):bigrin:
DuckiesDarling
Apr 11, 2011, 4:09 AM
Sure Cat, on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCPhIjmk-s
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 11, 2011, 11:53 AM
LOL Thats great DD. But I think it outta be you and me. We send them, they aint brinin back no beer..LOL
Chuckling Cat
elian
Apr 11, 2011, 8:22 PM
<finds a good spot a short distance away from the fire. Sets down his sack, rummages around and pulls out a well used aluminium and plastic lounge chair with ratchet action>
<click click click> *SHIT* <silence> <click-click-click> "There now, that's better"
<pulls out a can of industrial strength TROL-B-GON (tm) aresol spray and applies liberally.>
<pulls out a pair of well worn atomic blast sunglasses and tries them on, puts them to the side for a moment and sits down on the chair>
<smiles to neighbors and waves>
<rummages around and picks out a well worn die-cast aluminum box with a hinged lid. Carefully opens the lid and fiddles with the contraption, after a few minutes it emits an eerie glow.
An up-beat sultry female voice emanating from the box quietly says, "Cray CXJ-45 - Affordable super computing .. YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
Elian stares intently into the little box as his fingers glide over the keys - the sky starts to flicker a little he mumbles something to himself under his breath andbangs on the side of the box but keeps on typing.
"Ahh, now THAT's the stuff", and with that he turns off the device, snaps the lid shut and puts the damnable thing away.
<The night is cool, the air is crisp and clear and from just over yonder ridge fireworks appear...>
<he puts on the glasses and watches as bright lights start to fill the night sky. dazzling pinwheels, flares, those neat little tree shaped things and if you didn't know better something that might resemble the plasma blast from an arc of high voltage electricity>
<wishes he had a marshmallow>
DuckiesDarling
Apr 11, 2011, 8:51 PM
Walking around the camp carrying a giant bag of marshmallows while trying to find a person sober enough to drive for the beer run...I hear a strong heart wish and the marshmallows leap from my hand into a shadowed corner, out of the mist comes Elian holding the bag and looking a bit sheepish "I only wished for one", he smiled.
"You're sober!", I exclaimed, grinning at him, "you're drafted, we gotta a sober one, Cat, time for BEER RUN"
elian
Apr 11, 2011, 9:18 PM
"Okay you'all be right back!! - Annjoy the show."
"DD, what are we drivin' ? ..promise I'll keep it on two wheels!!"
<Looks back toward the corner of the property and presses a button on his keychain. Lights flash and a car alarm chirps as the windows slam shut and doors lock on his hot house vegetable garden>
"Don't want nobody stealing those prize melons!, I hear that o-cassionally a duck falls plum right out of the sky and smashes into stuff 'round here!"
DuckiesDarling
Apr 11, 2011, 9:24 PM
Smiles at Elian as he protects his melons and says "Gotta ask my favorite pussy"
bullhead69
Apr 12, 2011, 9:35 AM
well, Cat, i have the ammo and i see you have the Guns.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 12, 2011, 3:02 PM
TY Bullhead. *Winks saucily*
Ok. Here be the rules. No molesting the driver Whilst the vehicle is in motion....once it stops, all bets are off.....snicker. Dis is gunna be funnn...:bigrin:
Grins and wonders if E will remain un-mo'lested on the journey to the store.
;) Cat
void()
Apr 12, 2011, 7:56 PM
<kindles the fire, listens as the rain melts foot falls, lost in thought>
Just a bit from that story. Needs more work, by no means completed. Not sure it will be. Merely getting lost in shadows. Enjoy, or not.
The Scalding Tree
by B.B. a.k.a void dweller 12/04/2011
I remember the scalding tree from childhood. It was a place of extreme pain and bliss.
Rumor held that such a tree were known used for at least a thousand years. How little
they know.
"Lash up on the tree." My mother said. The expression on her face revealed nothing.
She had a way of being stoic which made stoics blush. You only read what she allowed.
And presently, she was allowing nothing.
This skin felt comfortable. "I don't want to momma. It feels good in here." I said.
She took a step toward me and I could feel the knife's blade against my throat. This
skin needed to come off.
"You done been it long enough for it to poison. If you don't get out of it ..." She said.
I could see deep concern in her eyes. She was on the verge of crying. I started lashing
up.
The tree was not actually a tree. It was more of a pole in the ground with a cross member.
Romans had used similar to crucify people on. In our family, the scalding tree was given
the place of a bath. Mother peels away old skins, eating them.
Presently, I was standing hands over head and bound. A barrel of scalding hot water rains
down over me. "Wahashi!" I cry out. It is something akin to you saying "Oh fuck!" The pain
causes this body to spasm, chills overtake me. Blood pours outward while slits in my
wrists begin peeling away.
Flaps of skin hang from my waist the next I remember. The lovely blonde facade is now
a husk being devoured by mom. She manages half a grin around the flesh. "Love you little
one." She says.
I black out in agony. But this agony is unlike what you feel. It is like an orgasm thousand
fold and then back upon itself. The sweet copper taste of blood fills my mouth.
Next morning. I am nothing but a charred little worm. Deep azure eyes meet my face when
I sit up. The 'judge' holds court, two busted ribs poke through leathery skin. Bits of
teeth hang off my nose. Momma always tastes her brood, a gentle reminder of who is in
charge.
Now, I'll need to find another shell. The shells fit us and act like insulation. We
normally take willing hosts. This last one wasn't, he broke the rules. A child lay
bleeding in the room behind him. He raped the little boy and beat him. Done.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 12, 2011, 9:58 PM
I'd love to post the series I'm having published, but I'm afraid its too flippin' long.....And my Sci-Fi one is a short Novella. So maybe I'll sit wif ya'll and tell the tale of tail called "Hanzel and Gretel and the Predators of the lusty forest.....";)
Anyone interested?
Cat
DuckiesDarling
Apr 12, 2011, 11:08 PM
Very, Cat :) Ben, that was a shivery start, I look forward to the rest of it.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 12, 2011, 11:38 PM
Thats one vote, do I hear more? Ben, fine job Sweetie. Peck to your furry cheek.
Cat
void()
Apr 13, 2011, 5:39 AM
<nods> Even for that, I've yet to publish. Does not matter what I write, follow the guidelines to the letter, still "not what we were looking for". So, I piddle at writing a wee little bit. I did manage to get a book of one hundred poems to sell a few times. That deal was backward though, the 'vanity' press, sold the books for $20 and gave authors only $2.
Now, I wasn't expected untold wealth to accumulate over poetry. But there is something to be said of a fair value. Finished a 90,000 word draft of a novel. My wife wasn't even aware I had it done. It was a horror novel in more ways than one.
Talked to her about the basic plot. She put it down in flames by pointing out holes big enough for Mack trucks. Which in all honesty did hurt a bit, yet I knew she was correct and the work needed revised.
As it happened we were in flux, as we oft are inclined. It was during a move from WV to VA the Imoga zip disk must have gotten mutilated. On that disk unfortunately, my back up and only copy of the draft. Try as I might the work would not be copied or saved elsewhere. The disk itself was damaged.
The idea for the novel remains. But I'm dragging heels on doing a complete rewrite. One of the bigger holes she mentioned was lack of motivation for the characters to do what I had them doing. They moved from big city to wild country life to live on a working orchard.
It was a nightmare inspired by the Nintendo video game _Animal Crossing_. No, you really probably don't want to know. My 'catch line' for it was "Nobody bothers you in the country." And part of the horror revolved around country life being a bit isolated, no one helping this poor family at the mercy of an ancient goddess.
Well, the day job calls. Talk about horror.
bullhead69
Apr 13, 2011, 9:17 AM
You should post your story, Cat. But I thought we were agoin' Bare Huntin'.
It's very early in the morning. The sun is just starting to rise above the eastern horizon. It's abit chilly, almost cold out. I start the hunt....
I try not to make a sound as i sneak furtively through the forest.
Suddenly I look down and...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 13, 2011, 12:34 PM
Is this a case of Strip Hide and go Seek? Sounds fun to me. :bigrin: I'm more interested in what you found when you looked down. Tell me when me and DD gets back from Da Stoe...:}
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 13, 2011, 12:43 PM
Ok..Storytime.............Since its so long, I'll have to do it in sections...:}
Hanzel and Gretel and the Preditors of the Lusty Forest.
Hanzel and Gretel skipped down the path towards a lush beautiful
forest on their way to a Sex Party.
They were lost, but determined to not be afraid. They held hands and sang in the coming darkness trying valiently to not be
afraid. Gretel wore a short blue shirt with ruffly white panties, and
a white shirt that barely contained her sweet young titties. A red
cape covered her shoulders. White knee socks covered her soft, supple
legs. Black slip on shoes covered her feet. Hanzel wore a white shirt, white suspenders held up the black shorts he wore on his long tanned muscular legs. Both were 21 and exceptionally beautiful.....
As they entered the darkness of the forest, neither had any idea that
they were the prey, and they were being carefully stalked....
Hanzel said as he looked about a tad nervous, "We had best find a
large tree to sit under for the night. It will be dark soon, too dark
to travel, even when the full moon emerges"
Gretel nodded as she tightly clutched his hand, "I think that's a
good idea. Will you hold me? I'm scared"
He smiled at her bravely and led her to a large tree. They huddled
together as the darkness loomed over them. Hanzel held his Gretel
tightly, then kissed her softly to reassure her. She kissed him back
and soon they were touching each other softly as the Moon began to
rise.
Hanzel's sweet cock began to rise as well with Gretel's soft warm
hand fondling it, and his cum laden balls as well. He fondled her
sweet titties and felt the nipples rising under her flimsy material.
She moaned softly as his fingers found her stiff little clitty. He
moved his fingers in a slow circle making her pussy flow warm honey.
He slipped his index finger under the band of her panties to stroke
ever so gettly in and out of her little pussy. She humped against his
probing diget and moaned in lust.
He withdrew his finger and stuck it in his mouth as she watched and
sucked all of her pussy juices off.
She groaned, "The moon is so bright now. I think we can make it to town now. I want a room whereyou can eat me until I fill your mouth with my juices, my Love!!"
And he replied, "Yes, I want to lick that pussy until you are sopping
wet, then lick you dry again. Let's go!"
The got up and headed for town, not knowing that town was a long ways
away. As they walked they anticipated ravishing each other and did not pay
attention that the lush green forest was now different that they were
used to. Gretel saw something move in the darkness ahead of them
like a silent shadow and stopped. "Hanzel..something is out
there..." She whispered.
He smiled and said, "Its probably just a deer my love. Fear not"
And that is when the attack came! Swift and sudden and silent.
Something grabbed up Gretel's cape and wrapped it around her, taking
her to the ground before she had time to scream.
Hanzel too was tackled and taken to the forest floor by something big
and strong. Gretel looked up and could see a figure outlined against
the full cold moon as it sat upon her, holding her down by her
shoulders. She stared in disbelief as a Were Cougar poised there, its
emerale green eyes staring down at her. She was even too afraid to
try and scream.
Hanzel was held down by what looked to be a large hairy Wolf-
creature. It was very man-like with bulging muscles, and a broad
hairy chest. It growled deep in its throat, its teeth visible in the
moon light. It sat upon Hanzel and then it sopke! It hissed out, "Tell
her!"
The Cougar said in a soft seductive voice, "Lay still and no harm
shall befall either of you. You are our captives, ours to do with as
we shall. Do you understand me, Little Girl?'
Gretel couldnt look away from those hypnotic orbs and could only nod.
The beautiful Cougar smiled and pulled her into a sitting position up
against a large tree, then tapped the forest floor. Thornless
tendrils from a Honeysuckle vine began to entwine themselves around
her helpless body, binding her fast, but painlessly. The Cougaress
said, "Be still love child, you will be safe. Watch what we do to
your mate. What are your names?"
Gretel gulped and said, "I, I, am Gretel..he is Hanzel..if you
please, Ma'am."
The Cougress nodded at the girl's submissive respect. She was a
little beauty with big brown eyes, brown hair and a lushious body.
And she still had the intoxicationg scent of hot pussy on her. It
took all of her restraint to not ravish the girl herself, but that
was her mate's job...and pleasure.
The Wolf, on the other hand, was looking over his prey as he held him
fast. Hazel/green eyes, hair shaved, body toned and lithe, darkened
by the sun. The Wolf almost drooled. He snarled in lust as the
Cougress joined him. They ripped his clothing off as Gretel sat and
watched in helpless fear. She cried out a little. The duo turned him
over. The Cougress laced her hands on his shoulders, holding him
down. Wolf tapped the ground and more tendrils surrounded the young
man. Wolf ran his hands semi-roughly all over his body,feeling every
inch of the boy. His clws ran over Hanzels nipples, pert and pink.
The Cougress leaned down and said, "Lay still Youngling, we do not mean you
or your pretty thing over there any harm. You have wandered into Our
Domaine, our Forest of Lust, and for that you will pay with your
bodies"
Her body shimmered slightly and she took on slightly more human
features. She had large supple breasts and beautiful Tawney colored
fur on her body. She also had a flat belly that curved down to a
naked pussy. He tail was long and sensuous.
She leaned down and began to lap at Hanzel's exposed nipples
hungrilly, savoring the feel of his tender flesh under herv tongue.
Wolf had a'hold of Hanzel's cock and had stroked it to hardness,
dispite his fear. He bent to lick and suck on Handzel's hard cock,
stroking the entire length with his hot wet tongue.
He gripped the base and jacked his cock as he licked and sucked it down his throat. He licked off the tiny bit of delicious pre-cum and turned his eyes
toward Gretel, who stared in facinated horror.
Never had she seen anything like this, she had sucked that sweet
meat of Hansel's many times before, but had never seen a male do
this. The Wolf wasnt as bad looking as she first thought. Under the
bright moon glow he was quite handsome; Long dark thick hair, his
muscled body was dark and hairy, covered with a blanket of fine dark
fur. He kept looking at her as he suckled and slurped her lover's
cock. Her little pussy began to tingle as if it had a mind of its
own. Her clit throbbed wetly. She could hear Hanzel's audible moans,
too. Obviously he was enjoying the mouth of the Wolf upon his cock.
Wolf raised the boy's leg to the side and licked up Hanzel's tight
ass. Hanzel moaned out loudly. Wolf diddled the boys ass with the tip
of his tongue as Hanzel squirmed in forbidden pleasure. Wolf looked
at his Mate and growled at her lovingly. She moved down to hold
Hanzel's hard quivering cock in her hand. Wolf stood up right and
tore off the remaining visage of pants to revel thick muscular
thighs, and a tight ass. When he turned slightly, they both saw a
beautifully thick long cock! It was at least 10 inches, and the
circumfrunce made Gretel cring a bit. He was Huge!
Cougress growled out in pleasure and began to mouth fuck Hanzel's cock
hungrily. Wolf watched her as he firmly stroked his big cock. He then
stepped over her body to stand above Hanzel. He lowered himself until
he was over the boy's face. Hanzel loked at that big cock and
groaned. Wolf growled out, "Suck me, Boyy!"
With a groan Hanzel took that huge cock head into his mouth, licking
it furiously with mmm noises emiting from his own mouth. He licked,
his tongue circling that huge head. He slathed the length of Wolf's
cock with his tongue wetly. Gretel looked on in amazement. She didnt
even know that he knew how to do that! It fascinated her to watch her
love doing this; and it made her pretty little pierced nipples pop up
in excitement. She squirmed upon the soft grass. The Cougress snarled
out and moved herself up facing away from Wolf and Hanzel. She poised
herself over Hanzel's hard cock, then thrust her pussy down on it as
hard as she could! She hisssed out in pure pleasure as the human cock
slid deep inside her velvety pussy. She bounced up and down on it in
bliss.
She looked toward Gretel and said "Do you do this to his cock, Girl?
Do you ride him too? Do you ever take it and make it Yours, do you
take domination of this hard man meat and fuck it hard and strong?
Tell meee..."
Gretel's own pussy was fairly dripping now as she watched the Cougress
practically raping Hanzel's cock, and listened to the sweet swampy
sounds of a pussy being fucked hard.
"Y, y, yess Ma'am I do..sometimes" she stammered as she clenched and
released her own pussy muscles. It felt soo good on her tiny clitty.
The Cougress lay her head back in pleasure and closed her eyes, then
said, "Does he fill your tiny pussy up, Little One? Especially when
you fuck him This way?"
Gretel licked her dry lips and said, "Yes, he's so good in my pussy,
so hot and hard" She practically panted now.
The Cougress began to ride Hanzel's cock harder now; gyrating her
body, fucking him hard, her clit being rubbed so hard on Hanzel's
pubic hair. Her moan was loud in the forest, and a minute later she
screamed out loud and lond as her orgasm raced through her pussy.
More? :bigrin:
bullhead69
Apr 13, 2011, 12:46 PM
WHEW, false alarm... I thought a bear visited me in the night and took a bite.
Fortunatly, because i was a little excited because of th hunt, I had forgotten how cold it was. When I looked down at first, I panicked, but all it was was shrinkage..
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 13, 2011, 3:53 PM
LOL Well read the story while we're gone, Love. Maybe that'll cause some warmage in all the right spots. Maybe I'll let ya hunt me down when I get back. *Naughty wink* ;) Been a while since I've been Bear or Bare hunting....mmmmm
Cat
bullhead69
Apr 13, 2011, 4:22 PM
It seems, Cat, My shrinkage problem is solved. Keep writing!
elian
Apr 13, 2011, 8:16 PM
OK DD well, I guess we'll just pick a set of keys out of the fishbowl..the crowd is getting restless for beir.
<closes eyes and mixes keys up, reaches in and pulls one out>
"..Now, I wonder if we can find out where it is parked.."
<he presses the buttons on the thing like mad and one of the vehicles in yonder field seems rather like it is on Tourettes>
"Ah here we are - climb in!!"
<He opens the door for DD>
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/the-pussy-wagon-pussy-wagon-uma-bride-ride-kill-bill-demotivational-poster-1236269269.jpg
(..view from the front..)
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/ultimate-pussy-wagon.jpg
elian
Apr 13, 2011, 9:28 PM
Ok..Storytime.............Since its so long, I'll have to do it in sections...:}
Hanzel and Gretel and the Preditors of the Lusty Forest.
<pant pant pant>
Nice story but if you really are publishing maybe you should hold some back..
elian
Apr 13, 2011, 9:29 PM
And part of the horror revolved around country life being a bit isolated, no one helping this poor family at the mercy of an ancient goddess.
I dunno, might be an interesting premise... "Misery" worked for Stephen King after all... There are other writers who have re-imagined greek tales and so forth as well. Like this one.. http://www.jeanettewinterson.com/pages/content/index.asp?PageID=354
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 14, 2011, 12:51 AM
She covered his cock with her magical essence. At hearing this the Wolf
pulled his cock out of Hanzel's mouth. The boy was so euphoric in
his sucking that Wolf Could have finished in his mouth, shooting his
cream down the back of the human's throat, but he had other idea's.
Cougress moved off of Hanzel's cock with one last lick to his now
girl-cum covered cock. She stood and kissed her mate, sharing the
esence of her pussy with him. Hanzel lay panting there, his cock
still hard and throbbing. Wolf reached down and turned the boy over,
biding him to get on his knees. Hanzel groaned out and assumed the
position eagerly as the vines let him move. Wolf looked over at
Gretel and grinned.
He licked the boy's ass wetly, coating his man hole with spit. He had
the Cougress guide his huge cock over to Hanzel's ass when he went to
his mighty knees.
Wolf rubbed his cock head up and down over Hanzel's ass. Cougress
looked on in pleasure.
She said "Do it baby, take that sweet human ass! Do it for me! I want to see you take him. Ride him so I can see you spearing his little ass, My Love!"
She then moved over to the girl who still sat disbelieving what she
was seeing. Cougress told her, "Lean over so I can get behind you.
We shall watch this together."
Gretel moved over and much to her surprise, the larger Cougress pulled
her over on top of her! Gretel was laying on her soft body, her
titties digging into Gretel's back. Her fur was soft as silk on Gretel's
thighs. It was like laying on a satiny fur blanket. She lay her head
back on the Cougress's shoulder comfortably as she watched the
incredibly erotic scene in front of them.
Her voice in Gretel's ear was low and hypnotic, "See what he is doing
to your precious Hanzel? See how big that cock is? Would you like to
See that big cock head go inside his tiny ass?"
Gretel closed her eyes for a moment, then she moaned out "Oh God..yes"
That's all Wolf needed. He pressed forward and that huge bulbous head
slowly sank into the boys tight asshole. Hanzel groaned out, but not
in pain. The cock Should have hurt but instead it afforded great
pleasure!
He moved his ass upwards as that huge head slipped in further and
further. Gretel wondered how he took the thickness of that cock in
his ass that way.
As if reading her thoughts the Cougress cooed soothingly, "We cause
no pain, only pleasure and Joy, Babygirl. You will see soon"
They turned their eyes to the two males in front of them, barely
seven feet away. Gretel could clearly see the Wolf's cock flowing in
and out of her love's ass. It looked like it stretched out Hanzel's
ass as it smoothly slid in deeper and deeper. His had his head on his
arms enjoying the feel of such a big member up inside of him. He had
wanted this all of his life, but had never dared realize his dreams.
He looked toward Gretel, expecting to see that she was in revulsion,
but instead he saw that she was fondling the front of her ruffly
panties in excitement. She saw Hanzel being fucked in the ass so hard
now, and she nearly came just from watching. He grinned at her
in pleasure as his orgasm neared. He raised up on his hands and bent
his ass backward to take the whole length of the wolf's powerful
cock. Wolf growled out in pleasure and grapsed the boy's hips
tighter.
Gretel heard Cougresses voice, "Fuck him my Love! Take that
tight ass, fuck it for me. Do it nowww"
Gretel cried out as a small orgasm ripped through her tiny pussy.
Hanzel yelled out as Wolf began pounding him now. His cock spurt
ropes of thick hot cum upon the gound as he came all over.
Wolf let him finish, then eased his hard meat out of the boy's
clutching ass. He reached down and touched the vines, releasing their
hold. Wolf pulled the boy over to where the females lay. He
commanded, "Be a good boy, and watch me take your female"
Hanzel was too weak with bliss to protest. Cougress reached over to
pull him closer to them. Hanzel kissed his lady and lay panting
beside them. Gretel looked up in fear as Wolf went to his knees in
front of her. He dipped his head down and bit into the crotch of her
panties, ripping them away with his fangs! She cried out out in fear,
but Hanzel said, "Fear not my Love. I understand them now. Just
relax, just experiance it!"
Wolf licked all up and down her tiny pussy, twiddling the labia rings
in Gretel's pussy lips. He suckled and nibbled on her pussy lips,
sucking then into his mouth and lapped out all of her cunt-juiceas she sighed in happiness . She cried out in pleasure as she squrimed on
the Cougress's lap. She didnt see Hanzel's left hand reach under them
to slip 2 fingers into the Cougress's wet pussy. Cougress groaned out
as he pumped his fingers in and out. He leaned over to take her left
nipple into his mouth to suck it like a child. She growled and purred
in pleasure.
In the meantime, Wolf raised up and rubbed his cock head up and down
her pussy, just like he had down to Hanzel's asshole. She moaned when
he hit her tortured clitty. He grinned and moved forward, slipping
that head inside of her pussy. She stiffened for a moment expecting
pain, but there was only pleasure!
Wolf grabbed her tender titties and molded them in his big hairy
hands. He thumbed those pointy little nips semi-roughly. He moved
forward and that cock sank in deeper. It stretched her little pussy
out as he moved in to impale her on his huge meat. She gripped him
with her pussy muscles as he began to fuck her. He leaned his huge
hands against the tree and looked down into his mate's eyes. She
gazed back in passion and in love.
She said, "Fuck her baby. Make her little pussy sing. Make it cum all over your cock for me."
She reached down with her right hand and pulled open the girl's leg
further. A second later Hanzel piulled open Gretel's left leg so that
Wolf would have Total access. He reached over with his right hand to
stroke her little clitty making her almost yell in rapture. "That
feels good, doesnt it baby? He has Such a marvelous cock: So thich
and big...so hot. Cum on it my Gretel, cover his big fucking cock for
me..do it my Love!"
And with that she did! She screamed out and gushed cum all over his
meat. She could not cease cumming, and came over and over again,
harder and harder each time she did.
Wolf snarled out as his Cougress began to cum from Hanzel's finger
fucking. He drove into Gretel's pussy hard as he could, pushing her
up and down on the Cougress's big titties. He loved seeing both
females under him this way. He pumped her pussy Full of his hot white
cum as he howled out his pleasure to all who dared to hear, be it
human or animal kind.
When he squirted out the last of his milk into her little pussy, He
yanked out to grab Hanzel and pulled him over to Gretel's pussy. He
leaned down and said, "Eat her pussy, my friend. Lick clean all of my
cum. Swallow every drop and miss none. I will know. Stab your tongue
deeeppp inside and scoop it all out, the kiss her deep and strong and
share it with her. Do it now"
Hanzel didnt have to be told twice! He practically Dove into her
pussy. His mouth licked, sucked and he thrust his fingers in as deep
as he could into her little gash. He ate until he heard her cry
out "I'm going to cum My Love!!'
He raised up and thrust his hard again cock into her forcefully and
began to fuck her hard. The Cougress pushed Gretel's legs up around
his waist and whispered in Gretel's ear "Fuck him baby, fuck him
hard. Take his cock into the depths of your little pussy. Feel the
grind, feel the friction? Feel his hot meat delving inside of
you..doo it, fuck him Sweet baby, fuck him harrrddd"
Gretel yelled out as she began fucking up on her love like she had never
before. Soon they were fucking like dog's gone mad, and both of them
clawed, bit and scratched each other. Just as they both began to
orgasm together, Father Sun poked his head up over the mountain
behind them, covering them in his rich light.
The two lovers screamed out and orgasmed harder then either ever had!
It was so hard and intense that they both passed out. .As they began
to fall into the darkness of lustfull passion they heard the howl of
the Wolf, and the scream of the Cougress.............................
Later Gretel was the first to awaken. The birds chirped in the trees,
and little animals scamperd about. She giggled to see that they lay
upon her cape, naked. Hanzel roused when she snuggled in and kissed
him good morning. They looked at each other shyly for a moment, then
they giggled.
Hanzel said "I figured out what was happening. They
were creatures of Lust. They only come out during the Full Moon and
look for human's that come into their realm. They are lover's just
like us. They give pleasure and get it as well. It wasnt going to
hurt, it was for pure adulteratted pleasure my love. I'd never have
been able to take a cock that large otherwise"
She sighed happily and said, "Well...we will have to CUM this way
again sometime"
He laughed and kissed her deep, and felt his cock hardening
under him...
But That's another story entirely.....:}
TLK 2008
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 14, 2011, 12:54 AM
Its ok E. I dont mind sharing with the family. Besides, it turns on the perv in me if my writings excite someone. :bigrin: Let me know what ya think, loves.;)
Bad Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 14, 2011, 12:58 AM
Hey! That aint My truck! Mine is the Ford 150 (I'm up to 190 lustings in it tho) with the stamps of people on the driver side door...If Show hasnt done obscene things to it again..sigh. Last year he tied purple balls to the axel without me knowin' it......:eek:
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 14, 2011, 2:52 PM
lol Ok, so either no one has read it all yet, or it wasnt scary enough for around a campfire....lol It didnt leave you wanting weinies and marshmellows??? :( (LOL)
elian
Apr 14, 2011, 10:39 PM
Hey! That aint My truck! Mine is the Ford 150 (I'm up to 190 lustings in it tho) with the stamps of people on the driver side door...If Show hasnt done obscene things to it again..sigh. Last year he tied purple balls to the axel without me knowin' it......:eek:
Cat
Well, I'm not sure who sells that passenger bus model I showed in the last post, but I think this is the 2 seater sport edition: http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/pussy-wagon.jpg
elian
Apr 14, 2011, 10:44 PM
He laughed and kissed her deep, and felt his cock hardening
under him...
But That's another story entirely.....:}
TLK 2008
Is it hot in here!? And my pants, they feel tighter all of the sudden <grins>
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 14, 2011, 11:08 PM
LOL Thats cuz DD is sittin bside you in the vehicle. Ya'll forgot me back at the camp! lol
Cat
void()
Apr 15, 2011, 3:36 AM
I dunno, might be an interesting premise... "Misery" worked for Stephen King after all... There are other writers who have re-imagined greek tales and so forth as well. Like this one.. http://www.jeanettewinterson.com/pages/content/index.asp?PageID=354
Yes, Stephen King kills everything. The story idea for the novel was based on a Sumerian goddess of agriculture and a myth of her mortal lover. No matter, nothing new under the sun at any given. Oddly, I now feel like humming Strawberry Fields. For some reason that song nudges me toward psychosis. "Happy, happy, joy, joy!" :)
elian
Apr 15, 2011, 4:21 PM
LOL Thats cuz DD is sittin bside you in the vehicle. Ya'll forgot me back at the camp! lol
Cat
Oops *BLUSHES*
"Do you reckon we ought to turn around?"
elian
Apr 15, 2011, 4:24 PM
Yes, Stephen King kills everything. The story idea for the novel was based on a Sumerian goddess of agriculture and a myth of her mortal lover. No matter, nothing new under the sun at any given. Oddly, I now feel like humming Strawberry Fields. For some reason that song nudges me toward psychosis. "Happy, happy, joy, joy!" :)
Hehe - I was wondering if you picked up on the double entendre in "misery", of course I read a good number of his books when I was a teen.
I think that could be a cool premise, then again, what do I know - Bast is my patron saint.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 15, 2011, 4:29 PM
Love Stephen King books and movies. :} He is one of my faves, next to Dean Koontz, Anne McCaffery, Alal Dean Foster, Heinlein, and Pers Anthony. (Kinda explains why I'm a litt;le weird, huh...;):cool:
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 15, 2011, 4:31 PM
DD, if you'd get yer hand off'n that poor man's gear shift he wouldnt be so fergetful..LMAo
DuckiesDarling
Apr 17, 2011, 1:18 AM
*blushes innocently*
void()
Apr 17, 2011, 4:25 AM
More like, what do I know? Nearly forty and still at dead end work. Always afraid those I love are or will leave me. Any wonder I just want to end it?
And no, not referring to the post here, anyone. I woke up in mid nightmare this morning, I was letting my wife divorce me without contest. She had adequate grounds, we'd not had sex in over three years.
As it stands I think it's been about six months, now. I just don't have interest. And no, no interest in guys either. I feel like shit, no idea why. But I'm perfectly alright according to the shrinks. Yeah, okay ...
elian
Apr 17, 2011, 10:34 AM
More like, what do I know? Nearly forty and still at dead end work. Always afraid those I love are or will leave me. Any wonder I just want to end it?
And no, not referring to the post here, anyone. I woke up in mid nightmare this morning, I was letting my wife divorce me without contest. She had adequate grounds, we'd not had sex in over three years.
As it stands I think it's been about six months, now. I just don't have interest. And no, no interest in guys either. I feel like shit, no idea why. But I'm perfectly alright according to the shrinks. Yeah, okay ...
<As Void drifts off to sleep, his memories full of sharp, jagged pieces of emotion he begins to sense a warmth around him as if being wrapped in a warm, soft, white glowing blanket>
<He opens his eyes and squints, wrapped up tightly in the warm blanket, he looks around and vaguely recognizes an almond beadboard ceiling. They are on a front porch, Everything is bathed in a very bright white light, with a little bit of yellow sunlight peeking through in the distance. Void isn't alone, he is being held, wrapped up in the blanket. >
<Elian slowly rocks the chair back and forth, just the two of them, alone on the front porch, in the bright, warm light>
"What have I told you before?", the other said in a loving voice. "The great mother loves ALL of her children."
"Have you ever seen a group of people light candles to sing Christmas Carols at Midnight?"
"At first there is only one flame, a person lights a candle off of that flame, and the next person lights a candle off of that person, and so on. They literally pass the light around from one person to the next until there is a great, huge glow lighting up the darkness of the whole room."
"It is true that each of us is capable of both great good and wicked malevolence. People spend an awful lot of time and money on the pursuit of being happy."
"I prefer to think of each person as a spark of the divine, and the soul as a vessel."
"When one person is happy it overflows and passes on to the next person, and to the next and so on,
Where does this happiness come from? Does the sun make you happy?
Where does the sun come from?
Can you put rays of sunlight in a box and selfishly hide them away for a rainy day? Happiness CANNOT be owned. It is almost a side-effect.
Not every day is sunny and I'm not sure all days were ever MEANT to be. Some days rain comes down in buckets and the wind does howl. How else will we know the difference?
Is the rain bad? Isn't it rain that makes the flowers grow?
There are good and compassionate people filled with that divine spark who know what it feels like to be standing alone in the rain. People who will stand strong next to you, and shelter you with their OWN love, all you have but do, is ask."
<Elian slowly rocks back and forth, gently stroking and silently holding the soft sweet boy in his arms>
void()
Apr 17, 2011, 12:06 PM
elian,
It has been a combination between her and me. Can admit I just don't have interest any more. That may or may not change. And yes, I know we need the rain to have the sun. Just tired of it all.
And yeah, we talked about the nightmare. She was joking and said "Well, you're going to divorce me for not liking the Doors." No intention to divorce her over that, or at all. Wish I could shut my mind off. It causes lots of bad thoughts, which are usually the farthest from the truth, to wander around and bother me.
Might need further medication after all. If so, just as well put me on full disability. Likely I wouldn't be functional under influence. Damn shame, really. All these people on the planet and none with any ideas.
elian
Apr 17, 2011, 7:57 PM
So you don't have sexual libido at the moment, maybe the reason I like you isn't just for your sex! Maybe I like you for your sense of honor, your caring, generous heart. Maybe I like you because you really are down to Earth.
Whether or not you need medication, and whether or not you end up on disability I will still care for you as a person. You have been more than just a friend to me, and we have been through too much now for me NOT to care. If I was in your situation I would worry about much the same, all I am trying to say is you are not alone - I will be here - to the best of my ability I will be here.
Depression is a terrible thing, I have felt the sting of it more than once and it saps energy, saps libido, saps love, destroys self-esteem.
For all people who are feeling insecure, unloved, alone - I just want you to know that you really ARE loved. That is the lesson that Void taught me. There is someone, somewhere, that loves you. That is why I wrote what I wrote above.
If anyone has ever told you that you won't be, or can't do or aren't worth - know this - the person who told that to you was never perfect. Whether or not you choose to love yourself, each of us in our own way is worthy of the same love and respect that is granted to ALL living things on this planet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsV5xtS-zE
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WsV5xtS-zE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BsLd4Y060Q
-E
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 18, 2011, 2:51 AM
Thats beautiful Darlings. Just sit there and hold one another, safe and peacful in the dark. We love ya'll..:}
Cat, sniff.
elian
Apr 19, 2011, 8:35 PM
<nuzzles cat and void> Decides to stretch and go for a walk down by the stream in the moonlight.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 19, 2011, 9:51 PM
Grins and nudges Void, "I vote we go pounce on him on the soft moss of the river bank...lol :bigrin:
Cat
bullhead69
Apr 20, 2011, 2:25 PM
owwwww, damn briars and brambles. Maybe this bare huntin' wasn't such a good idea.
void()
Apr 20, 2011, 7:56 PM
void imagines moss burn ... ponders ... grins.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 20, 2011, 10:30 PM
owwwww, damn briars and brambles. Maybe this bare huntin' wasn't such a good idea.
LOl How bout we go Tent Hoppin' instead, Bull? It might be fun, and Vastly safer than getting bramble tangle any old day! And I shudder ta think about briars in tender places..
(PS...You wanna hunt me Bare, we can talk about that too...) *Wink wink*
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 20, 2011, 10:35 PM
Got all four sides of the BBQ hot and ready to put meat on. Got the top level racks full of foil-wrapped veggies and corn in the husks. Got Knockwurst and Brauts getting drunk, uhm er, Marinating in a good beer. Sumbuddy go hunt down Miss Beele for me! I'm sure she's got all Kinds of delish nummies on her "Chuck Wagon"
Misss Belleee...whereee areee youuu???
Cat, getting hungry.;)
bullhead69
Apr 21, 2011, 1:53 PM
Here I am huntin' bare Cat slinking thru the woods when I trip, I start to roll down a hill, thru some raspberry bushes and thorny shrubs , ooouuuuuch. I land at the borrom of the hill and roll into the lake. YEEEOOOOWWWWW. This water is freezing. Shrinkage, Big Time.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 21, 2011, 7:42 PM
lol OW! Wellll, come on over here to the fire and let me wrap you in a warm blankie and get you all heated up, I mean...warmed up. For heating up I'd hafta take you over to my tent....*Evil grin*
Cat
DuckiesDarling
Apr 22, 2011, 5:57 AM
Okay I'm lost, I was sitting here riding along to fetch some beer and having a nice convo when my driver stopped the car and went off searching for a void. What's a void, is it related to The Noid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7RnXakSXU)? Damn that makes me want pizza...so anyway I'm sitting here with all this beer and getting hungry. Is that bbq I smell? Too bad someone took the keys..........
kitten
Apr 22, 2011, 7:01 AM
for now, I can bring the ice. Lots and lots.
It's good for keeping all the condiments/drinks cold, easing sunburn and an interesting addition to sex romps in the tent/rv...
ya fill a kiddie pool with it and throw in whatever needs icing down...
bullhead69
Apr 22, 2011, 3:08 PM
I crawl out of the freezing water. I am frozen to the bone and to make matters worse, there is a breeze in the air. I look for a place out of the wind to warm up. I find a secluded little place where the sun shines but the wind doesn't get to. I lie down in the sun and soon i am sleeping. Suddenly I awake. The sun has gone behind a cloud and there is a bit of a chill in the air. I feel itchy and feel little bites all over me. I look down and there is a skeeter on my peter so i whack it off. I look at myself and EEEEWWWW ants all over me. What to do. I have to go jump in the lake again. I grit my teeth and off I go> SPLASH, and then...............
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 23, 2011, 1:38 AM
E left you in the truck with the beer???? Good thing youre close to camp...lol Tromps over, hot wires the damn truck. (Skillz left over from my"Bad Girl" dayz.) Lets load up Kitten's kiddie pool and find some Benadryl for Bull...he's gunna need a cock-cozzy too, after having a skeeter bite his peter....*Snicker* Doggone City Boy......*Ducks and runs*
Bad Cat:bigrin:
DuckiesDarling
Apr 23, 2011, 6:33 AM
Woohoo my fave pussy to the rescue, gotta love those bad girl skillz :)
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 23, 2011, 12:25 PM
There be skills and there be Skillzzz. And your Cat is Very skilleded in many ways...lol :tongue:
Ok we gots the beer, sodas, waters and other drinks chillin. Time fer me to go check out Bull's skeeter bites before throwing some meat on the grills. If I'm not back in 2 hours, come scratch on the tent, or see if there pleasurable noises coming from with it....*:bigrin:;)*
Bad Cat
bullhead69
Apr 25, 2011, 9:51 AM
I drag my frozen rear end out of the water. I am really cold so I decide to head back to my tent. When I arrive I grab some socks, and put them on. I grab a sweatshirt and put that on. I am too cold to waste time wearing underwear so I just grab a pair of jeans and pull them on.. I grab the tab on the zipper and pull it....... hrumph.... EEEEYOWWWWW, Man's worst nightmare.. I caught myself in the zpper....... "H-E-L-P I yell. Bring ice and please hurry!!!! Cat brings a chunk.I ice myself down, grit my teeth and pull down, ouch. And I really mean ouch. MY tummy starts to itch and I look to see why. Little blisters on my skin. It"s poison ivy. I apply a bunch of calamine lotion. As i sit here looking back on the hunt, I realize it just didn't turn out the way I had hoped. Hmmm. I know BARE FISHIN'. But thats another story. The End Da Bull
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 25, 2011, 2:35 PM
LOL Hon, if I were helping you to unstick yer zipper, I'd be down on my knees(Ow, ow) kissin da owie..trust me!:bigrin: We'll get ya all cleared up and try a different tact on Cougar Hunting....*Evil grin*
Who'shungry?? I got steaks, ribs, chickie, smoked sausages, weinies and other goodies. Who's got some rum and pepsi!? lol
Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
May 3, 2011, 1:34 PM
Ok Loves, looks like this has...petered out, so I'll close it. And it aint even summer yet..:( Thanks to all of those who played along. And I didnt even get around to mo'lesting Cody, or romping poor skeeter bit Bull silly. Or pleasuring Too Shy under the full moon. :(
Ah well....another time..lol ;)
Cat
bullhead69
May 3, 2011, 3:46 PM
Too bad you are going to cloose this out. It's been lots of fun. Maybe this summer we could go on a fishin' trip or go skinny dippin'.
bullhead69
May 3, 2011, 3:47 PM
P.S. we can romp together any time, Cat.
Cherokee_Mountaincat
May 4, 2011, 7:33 PM
Dont have to close it out, just got to get more people involved...lol Havent even gotten around to the nakid rafting on the inner tubes yet, either...:( Gotta watch them there sucker fish too....snicker
Cat